Ass Cleavage 5

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Quasarman

Cast: Jenna Red, Mick Blue, Ellen Saint, Wein Lewis, Suzie Carina, Sharka Blue, Sarah Blue, David Perry, Lucy, Robert Rosenberg, Simone Peach, Patricia, Dillion Day

Length: 133.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/5/2004 to 9/11/2004

Extra's: The best extra for me this time was the inclusion of 21.5 minutes of strip tease footage by the female cast. Let's face it; watching attractive gals warming up is pretty much a sure winner in most of our books, yes? I also liked the playfulness of the nearly ten minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Woogie. While it only focused on a single gal (Ellen) and a few of the guys, it was easily worth checking out. The other extras included were a pop shot compilation from the scenes, some trailers, a photogallery, and a neat double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Cleavage 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was originally shot in by famed videographer Mike Quasar. For the most part, it looked pretty good but the colors looked a bit washed out to me and there were a number of compression artifacts present (even on my computer DVD player). The composition of the shots was generally very well done, which also reinforced my belief that Mike was at the helm of the project, and the settings, though minimal, were appropriate to the pairings taking place. I thought the action was heated enough to keep my mind off these usually minor flaws but I know a number of you want to know exactly what the picture looked like and I feel obligated to give you a truthful look. The stereo audio was fair at best, much in line with what other companies provide these days, but you could hear a significant amount of background noise and the separation between the channels was about as weak as ever (as was the dynamic range of the vocals).

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance was a company that originally advertised they had zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. After doing their best to provide such scenes, they ultimately had to back off a bit (try finding a steady supply of such performers…) but they still keep the motto in mind when making their releases these days. Mike Quasar, man of many aliases, is one of their primary director/videographers and his Ass Cleavage series is one of the company's most popular titles these days. Today's review is on the company's latest attempt at getting into your wallet, Ass Cleavage 5, a bit of a different show than past efforts. Gone are Mike's witty quips (making me wonder if he was even present during the shoot until I saw him in the BTS feature), the measuring of the ass cleavage the gals had, and a few other minors aspects that had always set the show apart from the pack. The good news is that the cast was full of Czech hotties and a moderately capable cast of porn studs having some heated couplings on camera. That was the true selling point of the DVD in a world full of gonzo product. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and actions, noting that I enjoyed the action more than a lot of other titles recently:

Scene One: Jenna, an attractive redhead with a bit of junk in her trunk, started off the show by walking over to Mick while wearing a fishnet body stocking and red thong. He immediately began working over that sweet ass by a bench in the outdoors garden and she responded by giving him an energetic blowjob (with a nice view of her ass by the camera). He then pounded away at her pussy, letting her do some PTM action, before trying out some other positions. The couple then did some heated anal (balls deep I might add) with her taking the resulting facial (and doing some ATM) like a champion. While she might have acted a bit too professional during some parts of the scene, the overall energy was fine.

Scene Two: Ellen, an extremely attractive blonde, walked over to Wein by the pond in her black bra and matching fishnet stocking/panty hose. It's hard to overestimate the appeal of this gal as she really seemed to project a sexual desire that I found irresistible. He kept to the current formula of fingering her and snacking on her crack a bit before she returned the favor and warmed him up with a solid (but short) blowjob. They screwed in a standing doggy position at first and then some anal before they moved to a blanket on the lawn. Both holes got some more hammering and the scene ended with some more taste testing and her swallowing his load. Whew!

Scene Three: Suzie, the cutie from the front DVD cover (wearing the same sexy outfit) was up next with Mick in a bed. He rubbed her crotch through her panties to get her warmed up as she offered herself up on all fours and while I thought she was far too thin (skinny in fact), her ass looked very tempting in this position. He went down on her and soon began soulfully plugging away at her pussy like a man possessed (why he hunches over when screwing is still a mystery to me though) and the couple then went on to do some anal (note: she also did PTM and ATM here). Her energy levels were moderate compared to some of the others but her inexperience on camera lent itself to repeated viewing more than I would have otherwise thought.

Scene Four: Sharka and Sarah, a blonde and sandy brown haired duo, were up next on a bed as they made out in their underwear until David joined them to play. I really liked the foreplay aspect of this scene but the oral was pretty interesting too. The emphasis was on vaginal screwing but there was also anal (with a lot of taste testing going on for circus act sex fans) taking place in the scene. What helped this scene stand out was the way the gals played with him and each other while the other was getting boned; rather than masturbate off in the corner as other companies have been doing, the gals were full participants during the entire scene. It ended with some cum swapping for those who care.

Scene Five: Lucy, another blonde spitfire wearing a hot outfit (red fishnet bikini), and Robert were up next in the well kept garden by the pond. The two showed some nice heat towards one another as they kissed and warmed up but her oral on him was kind of weak (especially compared to some of the others). She made up for it while they screwed though, actively meeting his thrusts as though she was on fire and he was putting it out. There were a number of positions and the variety will be enough for most of you. It ended like most of the other scenes with her blowing him but she didn't swallow.

Scene Six: Simone and Patricia, a couple of fine brunettes with great bodies, were the last set of gals in the movie. They kissed and rubbed one another before being joined by Dillion and Mick by the pond. The gals were nothing short of amazing in how they worked the guys over, never letting up even as aggressive Dillion smacked them around a bit. At times, it almost seemed like a contest of wills was taking place as to which pair could outdo the other yet everyone got off here and the energy was surpassed only by the passion the foursome showed. There was vaginal and anal sex with a short DP on one gal but the strength of the scene was primarily due to the way they interacted, not the number of extreme acts they performed.

Summary: Fans of anal sex will still be able to find better releases elsewhere but this still had a lot of appeal to me as an ass man myself. All of the women were attractive (some wonderfully so) and skilled in the art of milking a nut so I'm giving it a strong Recommended (almost achieving the next higher rating). The DVD mastering of the movie wasn't great but for a basic gonzo release it was fair and the technical matters were much like previous editions. In all, it fared nicely to the other volumes in the series, some of which I reviewed previously: Ass Cleavage 1, Ass Cleavage 2, and Ass Cleavage 4.