CAST: Kathy
Anderson, Valery Hilton, Katy, Nassy, Cory Everson,
Jessica Sanchez and a bunch of fellas that Devil's
Films can't be bothered to give credit to.
PRODUCTION: January
3, 9 - 10, 12 - 13 2007
the Audio & Video
Video was an
anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio and shot
on film, resulting in pretty sharp picture - though I found the
flesh tones to be slightly oversaturated
| Audio was clear and
presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo and viewers are given
the option of watching the flick with background music on or
off - either way, the music is far from intrusive
the Special Features
Photos
| Trailers for "Throat Bangers 16", "Big Titty
MILFS 3", "50 Guy Cream Pie 5" and "MILF Squirters 4" |
Devil's VOD [Ad for Devil's Film's online Video On Demand
service]
| Pop Shots [Can't wait for the fellas to drop their
loads during the main feature? Well, Devil's Film has
compiled them into this nifty 8 minute 32 second featurette.
You can watch 'em all or pick each one individually.
Frankly, this is one feature I wouldn't utilize for this
film.]
the Fucking
Kathy walks
over to two fellas who are erect and ready to go, and
starts shaking her ass and stroking their dicks. She
pulls down her top and lets them play with her titties,
before pulling off her panties and crouching down to
start stuffing her mouth with some dick. In fact, she
continues stuffing it as she bends over for doggystyle,
followed by bow & arrow and reverse cowgirl, both in
her pussy and then her ass. While one guy is all up in her ass,
the other fella walks over and stuffs her pussy
for a double penetration. A quick flash and Kath is now
bent over, getting pounded doggystyle, until the dude
fucking her drops a shot in her pussy. He immediately
gets underneath her to catch his sperm as it trickles
out of her crack - UGH! If that wasn't bad enough, the other dude spoons
her ass, until he drops a shot in her mouth - a shot
that she snowballs back in his mouth. Double UGH!While my DVD player may
not be one that upconverts, one of the many minuses
about owning an HDTV is you can see every single flaw.
It's petty, I know, but I couldn't help but stare at a patch
that was on Kathy's
left inner thigh. Though, it might've been beauty mark.
Then again, it was much better than the gag-inducing
conclusion of this scene.
Valery slithers over
to the couch and starts playing with herself, until some
dude walks over with his dick sticking out. She accepts
his invitation and starts sucking it, before bending
over to get pounded from the
back. After some PTM, she spreads her legs wide for
missionary, both vaginal and anal, which is followed by an anal spooning
and anal cowgirl, regular and reverse
(along with PTM) . Some cowgirl, regular and reverse, both
in her pussy and in her ass, gives way to ATM and more doggystyle, until he unloads a shot inside of her. Like the fella from the first scene, he gets underneath her and
catches it in his mouth.
This scene cements the
fact that i've made an awful, awful mistake. Don't
misunderstand, Valery is cute, and the intercourse was
pretty hot. However, these "happy endings" are anything
BUT "happy" for me.
As we fade into this scene, Katy is already being
groped and having her panties removed. Her partner fingers and licks her pussy, before
dropping his pants for some weak head. Katy hops on his lap for reverse cowgirl
in both holes, before spreading for anal scissors and ATM. After some lengthy cowgirl
and PTM, there's some missionary and doggystyle, until Katy takes a shot in her mouth and
snowballs it back to her fella.
I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Again, I
didn't mind the sex (though this scene wasn't as hot as Valery's), but i'm
forced to watch to the very end. I'm a professional, man.
Nassy plays for the camera, before stuffing some
guy's dick
in her mouth and then taking a cowgirl ride. After a PTM break, there's some reverse
cowgirl, followed by a spooning and doggystyle. He drops a shot inside Nassy during the missionary action and she straddles his face to let it run out
of her and drop into his mouth.
Nassy has
a pretty face and a fairly attractive body, and the
action was merely alright. She seemed to enjoy
herself...I guess I was distracted during the scene by
the eventual conclusion.
Cory and
Jessica head over to the couch and
start kissing, caressing and licking each other. Some
dude walks over and interrupts things by sticking his
dick in the mix and giving the girls no choice but to
take turns sucking it. Jessica spreads her legs for
missionary, along with an occasional PTM from Cory,
followed by both ladies take turns saddling up for a reverse cowgirl
ride. Jess
bends over for doggystyle. which is followed by a sexy
anal spooning with Cory (along with ATM from Jess). He
continues pounding Cory's sexy ass, before she straddles
him for anal cowgirl. The scene ends with Jess spreading
her legs wide for
more missionary, which leads to...yeah, you guess
it...Mr. Man getting underneath Jess to catch his load
in his mouth.
This scene is very sexy and it doesn't
surprise me. See, Cory is the sole reason I decided to
select this disc. I've been a fan of hers since the very
first time I saw her in
Killer Grip 3, and after seeing her sexy body
on the cover, it was really a no-brainer. Not only would
she be fucking in this flick, she'd be the
recipient of a (hopefully) sexy creampie! Man, was I
bamboozled. I hope she's proud of herself.
Well, as I mentioned in my breakdown
for the final scene - Cory Everson was the main reason I
selected this flick. Her sexy body and exotic looks aside,
the title Cream Pie For the Straight Guy says to me that it
would be a disc consisting of sexy girls taking shots in
their snatch (but usually their ass). I realize it's a play
on the Bravo show Queer Eye For the Straight Guy,
but I didn't realize that it would be the fellas
lapping up their creamy goodness. I suppose, in the grand
scheme of things, it's only right that there'd be a hetero
series where it's the guys cleaning up the mess, but my freak flag don't fly that
high. The sex isn't bad, the production values are pretty
good, and if you don't have a problem seeing guys play with
their seed, i'd tell you to give this puppy a rental. For
those who might have a problem with it, i'd recommend you
Skip It altogether.
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