Porn Star Brides Vol. 4
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Release date:
January 1, 1970 -
Cast:
Shayla LaVeaux|Tanya James|Claire Dames|Renae Cruz
Genre: All sex
Director: Kelly Madison
Cast: Tanya James, Claire Dames, Shayla Leveaux, Renae Cruz, Ryan Madison, Kelly Madison (non sex)
Length: 02:22
Condoms: None
Bonus: One bonus point for condom-free sex.
Porn Star Brides 4 is a four-scene all-sex feature in which the central theme is brides on their wedding days. The beautiful brides, decked out in dazzling white gowns, fuck either their grooms, the best man, or their new husbands.
Like all movies produced and directed by the husband and wife team of Kelly and Ryan Madison, Porn Star Brides 4 is very well done from a production values standpoint. I am very pleased with the beautiful and/or unique locations used for the scenes (even older homes that are more "realistic" than the mansions used in most high-end porn productions and, believe it or not, a travel trailer!), how well the locations and sets are utilized (Kelly and Ryan use multiple sets within their locations and don't confine the action to a single couch or bed), the obvious attention paid to make-up, wardrobe, and hairstyles, and even the music that accompanies all or part of the scenes. The best thing about Porn Star Brides, however, is the storylines. In one case, a bride is inexplicably despondent and tries to commit suicide. Her groom saves her life...not with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but with mouth-to-pussy resuscitation!
Kelly and Ryan also choose first-class girls for their scenes. This cast is no exception and features busty, hardbodied, and blond Tanya James, voluptuous and shapely Claire Dames, sizzling hot Renae Cruz, and MILF porn legend Shayla Leveaux. Although all the girls are stupendous, I simply must single out Shayla. She's been in porn since the early 1990's, has appeared in more than 300 movies, and looks--and fucks--hotter than hell itself at 40 years of age. Talk about a role model!
Ryan, the only male in the movie, develops very fine chemistry with each of the girls he fucks. In fact, his performance with Tanya James is probably the best boy/girl scene I've watched in 2010. He really connects with her at a primal level as he gives her an incredible amount of pleasure and so many orgasms that she, herself, cannot remember them all when asked during the behind-the-scenes featurette.
Even though the upsides of Porn Star Brides 4 far outweigh the negatives, I am compelled to mention the shoddy camerawork. The lighting is often insufficient (which causes unwanted "grain" in the digital image), the camera operator moves too freaking much and turns the camera to oblique angles too often, the focus is often incorrect, the editing is amateurish (leaving out transitions between sexual positions), and the color balance is often off (sometimes too yellow, other times too magenta). Here's some advice for camera operators: 1) learn how to light your scenes; 2) learn how to manually set white balance; 3) don't move too much, and move the camera smoothly when you do; 4) don't turn the camera to oblique angles (in what other genre of movie making do you see images turned this way and that so that the people look like they're ready to slide off the screen?). The substandard video is the primary reason that this movie only scored an overall "rent it" rating.
In addition, I simply must comment about Ryan's performance. Ryan, you've never (at least on camera) pleased a woman better than Tanya James in Scene One. In particular, your cunnilingus action in that scene is beyond unbelievable. So, why didn't you eat out the other three girls? Didn't you think they'd be tasty? I know that, if given the chance, I'd gobble Claire's pierced vagina for hours, suckle Shayla's legendary clit repeatedly, and tongue-fuck Renae's pussy until my face was covered in her girl juice. Ryan's neglect of cunnilingus is the secondary reason that this movie only scored a "rent it" rating.
Check out some photos of the girls in Porn Star Brides here.
Pay particular attention to the screen captures of Scene One. Tanya and Ryan enjoy sex the way it ought to be. Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Porn Star Brides 4 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Tanya James, Ryan Madison
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Beautiful bride Tanya James, inexplicably depressed on her wedding day, tries several ways to commit suicide...everything from ingesting poison and drugs to cutting herself with a razor blade. Unsuccessful, she tries one last attempt...and drowns herself in a pool scattered with rose petals. Her groom, Ryan Madison, sees Tanya floating seemingly lifeless in the pool and immediately comes to her aid. After entering the pool fully dressed in his tuxedo, he turns her body face up, tries to kiss her back to life, and then tries something a bit more drastic...he hikes up her skirt, kisses her thighs, licks her labia, and then voraciously eats her pussy until she comes around. Once she's back among the living, Ryan lovingly takes her to shower and clean up. While in the shower, they kiss and then move on to mutual foreplay including an effective handjob, deep-throat fellatio, world-class cunnilingus and finger-fucking. One of the hottest parts of the foreplay is the pussy play...Tanya has large and fleshy labia that become the object of Ryan's fascination when he pulls them and shoves his fingers between them. While in the shower, Tanya's wet tits break out with gooseflesh, a sure sign that she's fully alive and horny as can be. Tanya begins to erotically fuck Ryan in cowgirl while they're in the shower and even makes herself cum. Then, they dry off and head to the bedroom to complete their wedding day bliss. After reinvigorating each other with fellatio, multiple-finger-fucking, and clit jacking, they move on to several very effective vaginal positions (see list below). No matter what position the couple uses, their passion is extremely real and their movements cause both of them untold bliss. In fact, Tanya's eyes constantly give away her ecstasy. Even better, she cums repeatedly. At the end of this scene, once of the most intensely personal sex scenes I've seen in 2010, Ryan pops into Tanya's mouth and she swallows greedily. This scene is proof positive that extraordinary sex is, indeed, life-giving!
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, shower, tit squeezing, handjob, hair pulling, caressing, fellatio, deep-throat, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, labia squeezing and sucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: So often that she can't remember them when asked during the behind-the-scenes featurette.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Claire Dames, Ryan Madison
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Claire Dames, playing a beautiful bride, poses outdoors in front of her home while photographer Kelly Madison snaps pictures of her resplendently-clad body. Believe me, Claire's beautiful gown can just barely contain her abundant breasts! While Kelly captures cute and radiant photos of Claire (including an upskirt shot that reveals Claire's panty-less pussy, Claire worries to herself about a multitude of things and realizes, to her chagrin, that she's forgotten her garter belt (you know, one of those bridal must-haves!). And, she also realizes that she's never had the opportunity to fuck the best man! Later, after the photo shoot is over, Claire heads inside to find the garter. She enters her room, closes the door, and then sits down to rest--and masturbate herself to orgasm! Claire lifts up her dress, spreads her legs to reveal her jeweled pussy, fingers her clit with her spit-lubricated fingers, and probes her juicy depths with one finger and then two. She even licks her fingers clean. And, she squeezes and licks her bountiful tits, too. After Claire makes herself cum, she squeezes herself back into her gown and then looks around to find the wayward garter belt. Once the garter has been found, Claire tries to put it on herself, to no avail. Thankfully, Ryan Madison (who plays the best-man in this scene) just happens to knock on Claire's door to deliver a gift from her husband-to-be. After Claire unwraps a new pair of earrings, she presses Ryan into service by asking him to help her put on her garter. Ryan agrees, but can't help notice that Claire's not wearing any panties! (Of course, it's all part of Claire's plan to fuck the best man before she gets married!) Claire quickly grabs Ryan's hand and assertively draws it toward her bare vagina. Even though Ryan tries to resist, he's no match for Claire in heat. Soon, they're kissing hungrily and enjoying all sorts of foreplay including clit jacking, nipple sucking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, and titty fucking. In due course, Claire orders Ryan to: "Come over here and fuck me!" Yes, ma'am! So, after Claire kneels on the bed in doggie, Ryan spits on her pussy to lubricate it and then thrusts deep inside so he can fuck her frantically. As the scene unfolds, Claire strips naked to reveal her magnificent flesh in its entirety (she doesn't want to ruin her dress, of course!) and gets the final dream of her unmarried life fulfilled--and then some--as Ryan pounds her in several positions, including hot-and-sexy piledriver. Claire gets to do her share of the fucking and looks especially hot as she tosses her body up and down on Ryan's cock in reverse cowgirl. To end this very hot scene, marred only by an unconscionable lack of cunnilingus, Ryan spews his load all over Claire's belly. She scoops some up and eats it.
Foreplay: Masturbation; kissing; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; caressing; handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side, piledriver.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Belly/tits. She scoops up and eats it.
Sex rating: 4.50
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 4.00
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Shayla Laveaux, Ryan Madison
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Ryan Madison takes his blushing MILF bride Shayla Laveaux to see a surprise after their wedding. He pulls his brand new Range Rover up to a charming 1950's-era Los Angeles-area ranch home and Shayla immediately thinks that the house is Ryan's wedding gift to her. Well, Ryan did purchase a place for he and his new wife to live...but, it's "in the back" of his parents' house. Ryan escorts Shayla through a gate and into the back yard where their new abode awaits...a travel trailer! Of course, Shayla is, to say the least, under whelmed. Ryan gallantly carries Shayla over the threshold and quickly gives her a tour (the trailer is so small that one look in each direction is all that is necessary). Although Shayla is devastated to have to live in such quarters, she tries to make the best of it...even though there's really not enough room inside for her wedding dress! What the hell, Shayla, just take it off! And, that's exactly what she eventually does, with Ryan's help, so that they can get down to their post-wedding fuck. First, of course, they spend some time prepping each other through the use of skillful foreplay that includes titty squeezing and sucking, kissing and caressing, a lap dance, deep-throat fellatio, stringers, double-fisted handjob, and titty-fucking. And, Ryan gives in to his foot/leg fetish, too. Of course, foreplay eventually morphs into sex. Once Shayla and Ryan have stripped off his tux jacket and shirt, it's time for some good-ole in-and-out action, beginning in missionary and then continuing in several additional positions (see list below). Throughout the scene, Shayla's exactly the kind of woman you'd want to fuck...she's responsive, agreeably vocal, and cums hard. And, her moves are incredible! (Two decades of practice makes perfect?) To end the scene, Ryan pumps his load into Shayla's mouth. And, like the superstar she is, she swallows. When she's finished with Ryan's dick, she turns to the camera, beams a million-dollar smile, squeezes Ryan's lucky dick, and coos, "Money isn't everything. I've got everything I need!"
Foreplay: Mutual stripping; kissing; body licking; lap dance; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; caressing; handjob; double-fisted handjob; fellatio, deep-throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side (given the cramped quarters of the travel trailer, this range of positions is noteworthy!).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she sucks him dry and swallows.
Sex rating: 4.25
Video rating: 2.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Renae Cruz, Ryan Madison.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in her wedding finery, lovely Latina Renae Cruz prances joyfully around the back yard of an older ranch-style home. After a few moments, she turns to us and starts to gossip with us in an very effective POV style. Renae confesses that she's a bit apprehensive because, at only 20-year-old, she's getting married and there are so many things she hasn't yet done--like fuck the best man. Yep, she's a horny bride and she even pops her breasts out of her dress to prove it. And, she hikes up her dress, reveals her bejeweled panty-less pussy, strokes her clit, finger-fucks herself, sucks the girl-juice off her finger, and licks her own nipples while laying on the grass (you'd think she'd be worried about getting grass stains on her gown!). After a few minutes of blissful self service, Renae is roused from her reverie when her mom calls for her. So, all at once, she's on her feet and running into the house. Once inside, she heads straight to the bedroom where her groom (the omnipresent Ryan Madison) is finishing up the last touches to his attire. Ryan, who knows wedding traditions, insists that Renae leave immediately because seeing each other before the wedding is bad luck. Renae, who's horny as hell, won't listen to a word he says. Instead, delightfully insistent, she swears that his cock is calling out to her. Then, knowing they have 20 minutes before the wedding is supposed to start, she begins to strip off the clothes he so patiently donned. She even licks his immediately-hard dick through his pants while she undresses him (nice POV footage)! Of course, Ryan's dick doesn't stay in his pants very long...indeed, it quickly finds a warm and inviting home deep inside Renae's insatiable mouth. While Renae gives Ryan an extremely effective blowjob, she pops her fine tits out of her dress so that he--and we--can adore them. Then, after a bit of sweet kissing and titty play, Ryan tosses Renae onto the bed, pulls her dress out of the way, strokes her labia, finger-fucks her spit-lubricated pussy, and then fucks that tight and wet hole with his oh-so-lucky penis while she lays on her belly. As the minutes click down toward the wedding, Ryan and Renae fuck each other senseless in several hot positions (see list below). Meanwhile, Renae screams for joy, inflames his passion with her oh-so-nasty thoughts and words, fucks him with sexy moves (especially in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl), rides his redline-speed pistoning cock like a champion cowgirl, keeps his cock squeaky-clean using very hot pussy-to-mouth, and cums twice. At the end of this enjoyable scene, which is sadly lacking in cunnilingus, Ryan feeds Renae his cum by shooting it into her open and insatiable mouth. With her mouth full of--and her eye covered with--semen, she sucks him dry. Then, she turns to us, says, "Don't forget to kiss the bride." Maybe...if you brush your teeth first!
Foreplay: Mutual stripping; kissing; masturbation; tit sucking, squeezing, and self-sucking; handjob,; fellatio, jaw breakers; stringers; finger-fucking; clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, sitting face-to-face; on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth.
Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 2.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60
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The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a still-frame chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, an advertisement for pornfidelity.com and kellymadison.com, trailers for forthcoming movies, a nearly ten-minute-long self-running slide show accompanied by wedding music, a second two-and-one-half-minute slide show of behind-the-scenes still shots, and a 20-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) video featurette. The BTS features footage of makeup, wardrobe, and hairstyling; impromptu on-set interviews of the girls; lots of footage of naked (or nearly-naked) girls showing off their magnificent tits and heart-stopping bodies; video of the still-photo shoots; behind-the-camera shots of the action being filmed; and after-sex debriefings. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.
The best things about Porn Star Brides 4 include:
Porn Star Brides 4 could have been better if:
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Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.46
Overall video rating: 2.63
Overall audio rating: 3.38
Production values rating: 4.15