Spoof Porn 2

Pure Play Media/Cum Louder

Genre: Parody

Director: uncredited

Cast: Amy Brooke, Marco Banderas, Susy Gala, Alberto, Christy Mack

Length: 106:08 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/4/2011, 12/12/2012, 5/5/2013

Extras: There was a pop shot recap from the scenes, spam, and trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Spoof Porn 2 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various directors of Cum Louder in mostly POV fashion. The camera work was steadier than previous company efforts I’ve watched and the decent lighting meant the resolution of the picture looked good, a lot of detail provided as the ladies handled business, so to speak. The flesh tones were accurate and the framing was better than expected, the scenes originally shot for the web but compiled onto this DVD for the dinosaurs like me that prefer physical media. There was no continuous company watermark and I had to admit that the visuals were well done. The aural components were a bit more mixed, the 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded sonic experience provided in differing languages depending on which scene was playing. There was no music to worry about during the scenes and other than the heavy accents being difficult to understand at times, the performers could be heard well enough.

Body of Review: Cum Louder is a website that has been taking some of their previous scenes and packaging them up for DVD release, my previous experiences with them showing some promise. Their latest release in for review is called Spoof Porn 2, a set of three scenes spoofing mainstream movies with a single tryst each. One goofed on the “Back to the Future” series, another picked on “Forest Gump”, and one on “Born on the Fourth of July”, none of them taking themselves seriously in the slightest. With Christy Mack and Amy Brooke starring in two of them, there was some potential for strokable laughs. As expected, any similarity to the originals is completely by sheer chance alone but the names were changed to protect the parody makers just the same. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Fuck To The Future: Amy Brooke, the cute gal with long hair featured on the center of the right side of the front cover, was up first with Marco Banderas, her hooch outfit barely covering her as she jumped him on the porn set. Her juicy ass got a lot of camera attention as her dress lifted up, Marco groping her before she started slobbing his knob aggressively. Amy’s hand to gland friction added to the fun and Marco was suitably hilarious even if he was hardly the teen from the movie series. Amy continued her oral assault until bent over the prop on the porn set, Marco power pounding her juicy slit as her wonderful ass rippled so very well. This led to more oral and vaginal sex by the gal, her bald beaver impaling itself on his turgid rod as she diddled herself, Amy’s eye contact and enthusiasm sufficient to at least partially make up for the limited number of scenes. The ending nut of semen came forth all over her face and in her mouth during the ending blowjob, Amy milking his balls dry before they were confronted by an unlikely fellow.

Scene Two: Cum Forest Cum: Susy Gala, a sexy brunette from Spain, was up next as she found Alberto, the man portraying “Forest Gump” as poorly as I have ever seen in any format. The set up was pretty weak here, far weaker than the last scene, but she aggressive at inhaling his rod as he stood in front of her in the cheap room. Susy looked at the camera a lot but clearly had seen many hundreds of peckers in her mouth over her career, her shaven slit provided him so he could gobble her gash though she took over to go back to inhaling him before the various vaginal positions where Susy was an active rider in most positions. The scene ended when she sat on the edge of the bed with her mouth open as he stroked his manhood, her efforts draining his dragon to provide a frothy facial of sperm.

Scene Three: Boner on the Fourth of July: Christy Mack, the blond bombshell wearing black fishnet pantyhose on the left side of the front cover, was up last servicing Marco Banderas as he swilled beer while watching military parades. He turned off the television and called a hooker, the man demanding she wear a military outfit to striptease for him. Her wonderfully curvy ass was given a great deal of air time and Marco’s legs magically came to life as she stood beside him, her sloppy head and titty fuck leading to an increasingly active vaginal ride. Christy gave good eye contact and offered up a fair degree of energy, a wealth of seed glazing her mouth and face.

Summary: Spoof Porn 2 by Cum Louder could be upgraded in a number of ways such as including the guys in the credits, more properly labeling the ladies, and offering better extras but I had to admit that the sex wasn’t bad and the humor plentiful so I rated it as Rent It or better depending on what you’re looking for. I think most fans would prefer getting a membership to the company website to enjoy a lot more fuck and suck for the buck but the ample amount of tease and energy made this one stand out compared to numerous other web to DVD titles. In short, Spoof Porn 2 was better at providing laughable porn versions of mainstream movies than perhaps any domestic producer short of Wood Rocket, the ultra low budgets but reliance on quality domestic performers certainly an upgrade over certain other projects from Cum Louder.