The Movie:

Hey, who doesn’t love some Big Wet Tits? Obviously there’s enough of us out there who do to have kept this line from Elegant Angel going strong for the last few years. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what this one is about, but just in case… it’s about girls with big tits getting those big tits wet and/or lubed up and then having sex with dudes. That’s it. It’s not a particularly original formula, but at the same time, if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Lots of guys like big tits, lots of guys like wet tits, so it makes sense that those at Elegant Angel would get girls with big tits to get those big tits wet and fuck some dudes, right? Right. So let’s get down to it. There’s no set up here, outside of what’s described below, just lots of fucking and sucking as so…

Scene 1 – Tasha Reign And Ramon Nomar: Lithe blonde Tasha, like every other lady on this disc, starts her scene off with a bit of a tease. She struts around in a shiny blue bikini and shows off her admittedly very fine figure. That bikini comes off and she plays with herself a bit and then, magically, she’s got a different black bathing suit on. Ramon comes into the frame, they make out, and after that she gets his Wranglers to the floor so that she can suck him off, which she does with some impressive enthusiasm, but not before he rubs her snatch a bit. She gets very oily very quickly as they hit all the requisite positions here – spooning, missionary, cowgirl and doggy – before he gets her bent over the bed and fucks her hard from behind. He pulls out and she drops to her knees as he strokes himself off into her mouth ending a perfectly sexy but hardly original vanilla sex scene.

Scene 2 – Tanya Tate And Mick Blue: Tanya is also lithe and blonde and she too starts her scene off with a tease but to switch things up a bit she’s not wearing a bikini but a blue shirt and white undies concoction. It’s a bit more appealing for some reason. At any rate, she struts and preens and diddles herself a bit before she magically appears in a purple two piece in a white bedroom where she’s making out with Mick. They go at it and do the foreplay thing and he plays with her BIG WET TITS (emphasis mine) for a bit. The oil comes out and they’re both covered in it as she gives him head and slaps his cock across her big fake knockers, which don’t move. Doesn’t seem to bother him though, so maybe that’s personal preference shining through. He gets titty fucked by those sandbags and after that he gives a little back, which is, honestly, the right thing to do. He fucks her from behind and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. After that it’s time for some reverse cowgirl action and then he sticks his dong between her tits and she sucks the tip. Not a bad gig if you can get it. He fills hooter valley with some meat and then they spoon fuck for a few. From there? Missionary style with some clit rubbing and then he smacks those knockers with his dong until he squirts across he’s ready to go, at which point her strokes himself off onto her tits and into her mouth and she offers him a wee bit of oral clean up because she’s nice like that..

Scene 3 – Alexis Ford And Ramon Nomar: So what’s Alexis wearing in her strip tease opening? Good question. In this third scene our third lithe blonde with big (soon to be wet) tits is sporting a black bikini that honestly fits her very nicely. She looks pretty hot here, strutting and dancing around for a bit before getting that oil all over her own bad self. But then, boom, she’s in a completely different and far less appealing shiny pink two piece. It doesn’t look nearly as good on her, but then soon enough Ramon’s got it on the floor anyway so it doesn’t matter. That oil though? It’s going to stain your rug. He plays with her lovely jugs and she bounces around. They more or less stand still but hey, she’s still pretty. He lubes’em up and sticks his willy in between for a swish, and then she gets on her knees and sucks him off while diddling herself with her other hand – which is always a nice touch. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and her fingers do some walking, blows him, gets fucked missionary style and then gets spoon fucked. From there she gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style, he titty fucks her, goes for more cowgirl and then she drops to her knees so that he can blow a load into her mouth and down her throat. Alexis is pretty, I’ll give her that, but this scene, like every other one on this disc is completely by the numbers. So far… no originality at all.

Scene 4 – Christy Mack And Mr. Pete: If you figured that our fourth contestant would be a lithe blonde with big tits, ha, fooled you! Fooled me too. Christy’s got nice dark hair and unlike our previous ladies, has a whole lot of arm tattoos. Those big fake tits of her get an oil shower and she shows off what she’s got in her pink shiny bikini. I don’t think it was the same shiny pink bikini we saw earlier, but who knows, times are tough. You’ve got to save money where you can. At any rate, after the tease intro Christy’s wearing a far more appealing black two piece. Her hair is shaved on the sides, which is an interesting look for her and she’s looking pretty good. She and Pete make out, lots of deep kissing here, and for the first time on the disc you get the impression these guys are doing it because they want to, not because they want the paycheck. He rubs her tits and eats her immaculately groomed pussy for a bit, after which he drops trou and she gives him head. He oils her up and punches her knockers with his dong, and then she’s down on all fours getting fucked from behind. They go at it cowgirl and missionary, and then reverse cowgirl for a while and after that? Boom! She drops to her knees and sucks him to a big ol’ facial finish. By far the hottest scene on the disc. Everything else has been perfectly serviceable but completely unremarkable by the numbers porn. The kind you can rub one out to and then completely forget about. This one? You’ll maybe remember it. Nicely done.

Scene 5 – Abbey Brooks And Toni Ribas: OK, last but not least… Abbey is, yep, a lithe blonde in a two piece bikini showing off her ass a bit. She oils up her big wet tits for the camera and shakes her money maker for a few. From there, the magic of editing sees her in a pink dress with some black under garments teasing us underneath. Toni is tongue kissing her and fondling her and she seems into it. He fucks her tits and oils her up before rubbing her pussy a bit. She gets on her back and he fucks her while she rubs her pussy as he sucks her toes. He plays with her tits a bit and then they go at it cowgirl style. She stands up and bends over and he slips it in, and then he flips her over and bends her across the table to fuck her a little more. He pulls out and she drops to her knees and strokes him to a finish across her tits, ending the scene and the feature.

The DVD

Video:

This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.

Sound:

The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.

Extras:

The extras on the disc start off with a Behind The Scenes segment that is really just under six minutes worth of interviews with a few of the ladies whose big wet tits got fucked in the feature attraction. It’s kept light and fluffy, it doesn’t get into the deeper aspects of having your big wet tits fucked but instead of keeps up the fantasy aspect that the feature goes for. Skim it and don’t expect much and you Won’t be disappointed. Outside of that, we get the usual sort of extras – a cum shot recap, a trailer gallery, a still gallery, and a bunch of annoying advertisements for websites and the like. Menus and scene selection are also included.

Final Thoughts:

Big Wet Tits Volume 12 is, with the exception of the scene involving Christy Mack and Mr. Pete, a completely generic porno movie. Oh sure, if you dig big (fake) wet tits, you’ll have no problem getting off to it. It’s well shot, the girls look good and the sex is both constant and explicit. But if fails to even try to break any new ground. Regardless, it doesn’t matter so much if you see that as a plus (it gives you what you want or expect) or a con (it actually impresses you) it doesn’t stand out from the pack at all. The disc looks and sounds good, and if you’re in the demographic it’s obviously catering too, consider it. Otherwise, rent it.