Chloe Jones: You Don't Know Me 2

New Sensations

Genre: Vignette

Director: John T. Bone

Cast: Ana Paula, Igor, Priscilla Ferraz, Alex Baby, Paloma, Fernando Martins, Monica Queiroz, Christina Ragi, Eddie, Chloe Jones, Rose, Alexandre Frota

Rose

Length: 82.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/19/2004 (box), 4/13/2004 (credits)

Extra's: None at all!

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame as originally shot although the interview portions were cropped to non-anamorphic widescreen. The limitations of the source material, including poor lighting, lots of grain and video noise, and a host of other flaws made this one a bit below average for foreign, low grade porn. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but I didn't hear any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't very good.

Body of Review: Ask anyone who knows her and they'll tell you that Chloe Jones is a wild child with a passion for sexual antics that would shame a seasoned pimp. Everywhere she goes, she brings her sexually liberated attitudes with her and she's one former Texas gal that you don't want to piss off. In a recent release of hers from New Sensations, Chloe Jones: You Don't Know Me 2, Ms. Jones allowed director John T. Bones to interview her and even show her in a single, short scene. If you're an absolutely huge fan of this American porn star and want to see her in a Brazilian setting, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Pretty In Pink: Ana, an attractive blond, and Igor, an interesting looking fellow, had sex in a hotel room. He went down on her and she returned the favor as her dressed hiked up over her ass. She had a lean, all-natural frame with a great ass that shook when she climbed onto his lap for some cowgirl action. They then moved from the bed to the shower as they boned in what could almost be called softcore porn. They finished when he jerked off onto the shower stall and had her lick it up.

Scene Two: Country Girl: Priscilla, a brunette with nice breasts, and Alex, a muscular guy, had a scene in the wilderness by a waterfall. She initiated contact by rubbing his penis and the two kissed until she was ready to blow him. She was cute and youthful looking although her oral skills weren't up to snuff by modern day terms. His oral wasn't much better and soon enough, they dropped the oral altogether to concentrate on the mechanical screwing you see in porn all the time. The sex wasn't really bad so much as boring but fans of condoms will appreciate that they were used throughout the movie (preventing what happened recently in the industry).

Scene Three: The Dick Of Death: Paloma, a brunette wearing a fetish outfit, had Fernando go down on her as she sat on his face. Sadly, the flow of each scene was similar and no one got in enough "lick time" thanks to Bone's style of direction and even the following blowjob didn't last long enough for me. The couple then moved upstairs to bone and did so mostly in a large bathtub of sorts before moving to an indoor pool. She pumped her ass as he boned her pussy and spanked her but even the eventual anal sex was tamer than it should have been. She had a pained look on her face that spoke volumes about her lack of enjoyment of the sex here and that killed it for me. It ended when he jerked off onto her abdomen.

Scene Four: So You Like Anal, Huh?: Monica, a chunky but short Brazilian gal, and Alex, had a scene in a large commercial bathing facility. He ate her out and she blew him back with neither showing much chemistry for one another. She then climbed aboard the Alex love missile and pumped away as if trying to get him off in record time. After the vaginal sex, they did a lot of anal including some weird position that seemed silly to me and he finished by jerking off to her face.

Scene Five: Poolside: Christina, a young looking white girl, and Eddie, started off their scene with her blowing him by a booth near a large pool. They screwed for only a few minutes and he unloaded onto her face. It was short but plain although he did drop a big load onto her face.

Scene Six: Chloe, the blond on the front DVD cover, and Rose her little Asian friend, took on one of Brazil's best known soap stars, Alexandre by an outdoor pool. I really hated how the first few minutes of the scene had a scrolling message that took up a large portion of the screen describing how the Brazilian version of the movie had the soap star in more scenes and it was the biggest seller, blah blah blah, when the domestic release had no extras, no particularly good scenes and nothing worth recommending. They all screwed in a few positions but it didn't last long and if that's the best Brazil can produce, they might want to leave porn to other countries.

Summary: This is one you can easily call a Skip It based on the lack of chemistry, the overall cheap feel of the movie and the many limitations of the technical aspects. I've seen far better work from other directors at New Sensations so I figure it must've been the fault of John T. Bone, a man not exactly known for his talented direction of movies. Chloe is a fairly talented 30+ year old but the weak scene of hers made me realize why I hadn't heard anything about this DVD before now.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of better performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.