This movie sucks! And blows! And even rims a little.

That's not true about the movie, but I did promise myself that if I started reviewing porn I'd include that joke in one of my reviews. I don't care if you found it funny or not, I did it for myself. "Swank XXX Teens 7" is basically a flawed little porno in the end, but one that really does work, mainly because this film just basically gave me the sure fire gaping mouth reaction that many pornos don't do for me. I'm not always a fan of teen oriented pornos, but "Swank XXX Teens 7" at over two hours, was a real treat to sit through, and garnered some rather great sex scenes that will endure a replay or two.

Bang One: Cherry, Niki

Being incredibly helpful, Cherry and Niki, looking for destinations on their map, are eventually enticed into a threesome by a handsome stranger, and that's all the lead up we're given. That's when things get very hot and heavy on-screen. Simply put, who ever decided to place this as a starter for the movie should be rewarded and given a ham, because this is probably one of the best segments of the compilation. Cherry and Niki are absolutely beautiful, and the cheesy lead up is made up with an utterly passionate threesome that's void of repetition and cheese. These women look very into it, and their mate is really giving it to them from the get go. Cherry and Niki look great fondling one another and engaging in heavy petting, while they're banged and fondled from all areas. Although I would have loved to see more rough sex between Cherry and Niki, their scenes together are never shabby, and will raise many an audience to attention.

Bang Two: Tanja, Christine

Tanja and Christine are two simple girls having a day to themselves who are simply just engaging in a little girl on girl action with one another. They're making out, and petting on a red couch, and the segment just starts on a great note. A young man painting only inches away watches in disgrace as they entice him, and the peculiar lead in transforms into another three way. Tanja and Christine are already two beautiful young women, but the pounding they take, all the while digressing into sex with one another is a great tease in another very good segment. Occasionally as Christine engages in blow jobs, Tanja will slide over to fondle her, in a great scene, the two are in a 69 while Christine is banged from behind. You have to love it.

Bang Three: Yasmine, Nesty

Segment three is probably my favorite, as it features the lovely Yasmine and Nesty sleeping side by side. Yasmine in infinite curiosity begins to molest Nesty, who turns over and reciprocates. Their segment goes a good eight minutes with just these two beautiful girls fucking and engaging in kissing and rough petting, and even play with a dildo that is interrupted with their male on-screen mate who engages in the fucking with a threesome. The scenes gladly don't cool off as the three fuck hard and long, all the while Yasmine and Nesty retreat to one another's corner every so often to fondle each other and kiss. There's not much to say about this segment other than it has to be seen to be enjoyed.

Bang Four: Cloe

Cloe, a gorgeous girl dressed in office attire, is fondled and blows two of her superiors in what I can assume is an office, And another threesome is born. The two buff office men proceed to take advantage of her by straddling her on the desk and fuck her from both ends as she's used and abused. The scene is rather intense as Cloe saves what I assumed would be a boring segment altogether. She's really gorgeous and gives great groans and positions that make this worth a watch, even being banged in both holes atop a desk while she screeches in ecstasy. Even if it's still the weakest segment in the end, Cloe is worth watching.

Bang Five: Deniska

Deniska is a fucking beautiful busty young girl engaging in heavy petting and foreplay with a young gentleman who takes prime advantage of her breasts, sucking on them for long periods of time. The leggy blond is a sight to behold as she spreads her legs far out while her mate's hands invade the treasures underneath her white panties and pink miniskirt. In prime position for the pouncing, another gentleman enters and fondles the voluptuous young woman whose legs reach out over her mate's shoulders, and proceeds to be fucked raw on her bed. This is yet another great segment because of Deniska who is just gorgeous from any angle. She's statuesque, has a great pair of legs, and looks great taking it from all ends.The DVD

Video:

The video is clear and crisp for what is required for the general gist of the porno. The colors are sadly pretty dull, and the set pieces uninspiring, but mostly, "Swank XXX Teens" is a rather murky porno to watch, with colors that are slightly off kilt throughout the running time.

Sound:

What the hell is it about the sound in these pornos that these studios can never get right? Every porno I've seen has some form of sound problems, from being too inaudible, to so loud the voices and groans are muffled and distorted. "Swank XXX Teens" suffers the aforementioned problems with have too low voices and body sounds. The conversations are practically incoherent with the theme music playing much too loudly that it drowns out the voices, and then I could barely hear any of the moans coming from the actresses, nor any of the sucking of spanking. If I wanted a silent porno, I'd make a flip book. Give us a coherent porno for godsake.

Extras:

In the extra "Casting," we grab a glimpse at the casting of the actresses for the film, by the director who is barely audible over his thick accent. Nesty is the first who models her wonderful body with shy giggles, and eager smiles, and fondles herself for the camera; there's also the lovely Tanja who seems put off by the audition at first, but looks damn good modeling for the camera, Cloe auditions as well and hers is the best as she provides a slow strip tease and a demonstration of her anal abilities that is worth the price alone, and Niki's who admits to not having too much porn experience, but gives a great strip tease in the end; the "Behind the Scenes" is sadly only a featurette of the photographer taking stills, and some make up montages. I would have loved to see more, but it's pretty good; there's also a photo gallery of stills from the film, trailers to other SWAG films, and a phone ad for an adult hot line, which is rather useless.

Final Thoughts:

This was a great porno, indeed, and one with mucho replay value for tidbits you may miss. The girls are beautiful, and the sex scenes are dynamite with threesomes, rough fucking, and great lesbian fucking amidst it all. I managed to enjoy all of the segments, which can be a rarity with these compilations, while the extras are something to feed off of for a while. The problems with the sound is forgotten once the really good fucking is had, and beauties like Cleo and Cherry get hit hard and fast. It's a worthy purchase to make, in the end.