Teenage Bikini Squad

Kick Ass Productions

Genre: Amateur

Condoms: None

Length: 130 Minutes

Director: Glen Baron

Cast: Kimberley Wood, Chelsie Rae, Aubrey Addams, Lindsay Kay, & Mindy Lee

Date Of Production: 2/16/07

Special Features: This was a pathetic effort by Kick Ass Productions as far as extras go. All you get is some cheesy cast bios and a quick blooper reel. The amount of extras is usually a good indication of a company's commitment to quality; issuing such a bare-boned release doesn't make a good impression. C'mon guys, give us a bonus scene, behind the scenes, something!

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot for Kick Ass Productions. The video quality is more than adequate, although not the best you can find for an Adult DVD. There was relatively no compression artifacts/pixelation during the movie - and when there was it was not very distracting. The color of the film was also excellent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic/warm. There are a few minor editing problems giving it a "home video" feel at times. Perhaps this is what they intended. My biggest complaint is the horrible camerawork. There are long stretches in which you can't see any penetration and just see two people humping. This really ruined the scenes overall impact. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was excellent. There was no background music to interfere with the actors

Scene 1: Aubrey. Aubrey is a very young blonde with a phenomenal body. She starts off her scene by ripping off her bikini while her partner looks on in anticipation. Once she's warmed up Aubrey dives down and gives him a fast-paced blowjob complete with drooling and spitting. The couple then fucks in all the standard positions: doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and spooning while sitting on a couch. The scene finally ends with Aubrey taking a large cumshot to the face - something she didn't seem to enjoy too much because she turned her head to the side. Despite the downer of an ending it was still a great scene.

Scene 2: Mindy. When the second scene begins Mindy is laying in bed reading the newspaper. One thing leads to another and soon Mindy and her man are kissing and making out. They stop for a while so Mindy can show off her oral skills for the camera. Despite his huge schlong, Mindy had no trouble handling him. They go back to screwing and Mindy gets violated in a few more positions. The highlight of this scene was watching Mindy take a fire hose blast of cum right on her tongue. This was the first time I've seen Mindy in action and I'm already a big fan.

Scene 3: Lindsey. Lindsey is the slender brunette on the upper right hand side of the DVD. You can tell she hits the gym a lot because she has one of the best bodies you'll ever see. Lindsey walks around in a bikini while showing off her bosy. After a few minutes she gets caught by her partner who promptly whips out his dick and shoves it in Lindsey's open mouth. With the foreplay completed Lindsey bend over and allows him to fuck her from behind. They go on to screw in a few other positions before Lindsey takes a shot of man gravy in the mouth and guzzles it down.

Scene 4: Kimberley. Kimberley must be a very impatient girl, because as soon she sees her man she drops down and starts to blow him. Next Kimberley heads inside where they get a little more comfortable. She continues to give him a very timid, but sexy, blowjob. They then knock boots in the following positions: doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and spooning. The camerawork was a little shaky in this scene and could have been tightened up a bit. The scene still ends with a bang as Kimberley's face is left looking like a glazed donut.

Scene 5: Chelsie. I've been lucky enough to see Chelsie is some other movies, and I've always been very impressed with her skills. In this scene Chelsie and her man ( hung black guy) are having some drinks at a home bar. After watching Chelsie walk around in her bikini, he makes his move and forces Chelsie to suck his dick. Chelsie gets tossed around like a rag doll and fucked in every position you can imagine. After getting violated for nearly twenty minutes Chelsie takes a massive (and I mean massive) cumshot in her mouth.

Final Thoughts: Even though the girls really gave a good effort the DVD just didn't deliver. The scenes on this disc were either hit or miss; some I really enjoyed and some I loathed. Do yourself a favor and if you're looking for a DVD to buy look elsewhere. There are plenty of similar titles with a more consistent quality. Rent It.