Meow!
- Release date:
April 19, 2010 - Runtime:
3h 34m - Cast:
Jenna Haze|Monique Alexander|Charmane Star|Sophia Santi|Karlie Montana|Zoe Britton|Mark Wood|Toni Ribas|Van Styles|Carmen McCarthy|Faye Reagan|Dani Jensen|Capri Anderson|Lindy Lane
Genre: All sex/all girl
Director: Jenna Haze
Cast: Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, Dani Jensen, Charmane Star, Sophia Santi, Carmen McCarthy, Capri Anderson, Karlie Montana, Zoe Britton
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jenna Haze, Sophia Santi.
Length: 03:34
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus point for Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Jenna Haze and Sophia Santi.
As its name suggests, Meow! is all about PUSSY! And, what pussy it is! Superstar Jenna Haze leads a cast of ten "A list" girls who are, believe me, no stranger to pussy. The "no boys/no toys" sex they share is scorching, their lust palpable, and their orgasms real.
Meow! contains a total of seven scenes. Director/performer Jenna Haze appears in four of the scenes. So, if you're one of her legend of fans, getting your hands on a copy of Meow! is a no-brainer. Jenna's supporting cast members include Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Sophia Santi (who appears in two of the scenes), cute and adorable Faye Reagan, incendiary Monique Alexander, and seven other luscious honey who are definitely daughters of Sapphos.
Each of the seven sex scenes earns an "A" grade. However, the camera work does not. A combination of several video flaws detracts a bit from the overall enjoyment of the movie. But, we buy porn for sex, not cinematography. So, don't let the video score keep you from getting your hands on a copy of Meow!
Check out some photos of the girls in Meow! here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of the exotic and erotic Sophia Santi as well as adorable Monique Alexander and superstar Jenna Haze. Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Meow! can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene One begins with a scorching striptease segment in a chic modern living room during which the girls, accompanied by very effective hard driving music strut their stuff for us individually. Monique takes center stage first as she strips out of her sexy red outfit and lets us get acquainted with her beautiful all-natural body and absolutely stunning tattoos. She even finger fucks herself and tastes her juices. After Monique gets your cock hard--or makes your pussy drip--Jenna continues to build the heat by posing and stripping out of her hot neon-green outfit. She moves very erotically and shows off her assets, especially her gorgeous ass and her pretty perky nipples. Throughout these tease segments, both girls make lots of mesmerizing eye contact with us. When it's time for the girls to get together, Jenna joins Monique atop a white leather couch and the two begin to make out by kissing, caressing, pulling each others' hair, giggling delightfully, worshipping each other's breasts with their mouths and hands, and spanking each other's asses. One their lust engines are burning brightly, they move on to pussy-pleasing action and take turns fucking each other with their fingers, hands (for slapping) and mouths in missionary, doggie, and 69. The girls do NOT use toys nor do they do any anal sex (contrary to what's shown in this photo. But, they do make each other cum repeatedly using their world-class cunnilingus and finger-fucking techniques. Although there's nothing particularly "edgy" about the scene, the reality of absolutely real Sapphic sex is very refreshing.
Foreplay: Striptease; mutual stripping; kissing; body licking; spanking; camel toe; tit sucking, slapping, and squeezing; caressing/groping; hair pulling; cunnilingus; one- and two-finger-fucking; clit jacking; labia squeezing, massaging, and sucking; and pussy slapping.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 2
Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal.
Performers: Faye Reagan, Dani Jensen.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene begins, Faye and Dani, dressed in cute and sexy outfits are already in their large, comfy, and accommodating bed. They begin to pleasure each other in a highly unique way: Dani grabs a feather and uses it to tickle Faye's instantly-inflamed body. The girls take turns using the feather to delight each other's still-clad breasts and pussies. As you can imagine, the foreplay quickly intensifies to include kissing, caressing, groping, body kissing and licking, spanking (especially of ass and breast flesh), biting, nipple sucking, foot worship, and mutual stripping. The girls even enjoy a pillow fight! Before the girls move on to pussy-pleasing cunnilingus and finger-fucking, Dani sits in Faye's lap, so that the two girls face each other, and then the girls trib (i.e., rub their pussies together) while kissing. As the scene continues to unfold, the girls take turns using their fingers and tongues to please each other's pussies in missionary (Dani even four-finger-fucks Faye during mish) and 69. Better still, the girls frequently rub their naked pussies together (tribbing). And, the girls' assholes get their share of attention, too, through rimming and tongue- and finger-fucking. They even DP each other with fingers! After the girls temporarily satisfy each other's lust, they hug tightly and kiss sweetly as the scene cuts away. No matter what the girls do to each other--and which hole they choose to pleasure--it is patently obvious that their lust is real and the resultant multi-orgasmic pleasure is genuine. I love this scene and award it a perfect five-star score! And, in my opinion, this is the two best scenes in Meow!
Foreplay: Mutual stripping; tickling (with feather); rimming; kissing; body licking; spanking; pillow fighting; tit sucking, squeezing, and slapping; nipple biting; hair pulling, cunnilingus; finger-fucking with as many as four fingers; clit jacking; tongue fucking; humping, camel toe, panty tasting.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, tribbing, 69, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: Missionary (anal finger-fucking).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA,
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Charmane Star.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Three is one of the two "domination-themed" scenes in Meow! When it begins, sexy Asian Charmane Star, decked out in a black corset, sexy black fishnet stockings, and black high-heels, is laying on a bench in the foyer of a multi-storied home. Charmane writhes in anticipation--and plays with her oh-so erect nipples--as she awaits her mistress, Jenna Haze. While Charmane waits not-so-patiently, the camera circles her erotically-dressed body and gives us lots of close-up images of her fine body and extraordinarily-pretty pussy. As Charmane's anticipation builds to agonizing heights, she tentatively touches her aching labia and clit as gooseflesh breaks out all over her inner thighs and genital area. And, she looks lustfully into our eyes, too. Eventually, the action cuts to a staircase where mistress Jenna, clad in a sexy black dominatrix outfit and carrying a blindfold, steps purposefully down each tred...one at a time...so that her footsteps can be heard by her slave Charmane at the foot of the staircase. Jenna stops at a landing and gives Charmane--and us--a bit of a tease before descending to ground level. Can't you feel Charmane's undeniable lust? When Jenna reaches Charmane's bench, she inspects her "property" with her hands and eyes and then blindfolds Charmane. Jenna, obviously in charge, asks Charmane if she wants "to play a game." Of course, Charmane replies affirmatively. Then, as Charmane is unable to see what's about to happen, Jenna has her "way" with Charmane's body by licking it, caressing it, spanking it, blowing on it, and licking it. Jenna also plays with Charmane's fine all-natural breasts; squeezes and suckles her amazing nipples; kisses, licks, and finger-fucks her mouth; strokes and spanks her panty-less and spit-soaked labia and clit; spreads her pussy open; and teases her mercilessly. Jenna doesn't let Charmane cum. Instead she commands, "C'mere and service me first." Charmane does as told by licking and caressing Jenna's ass cheeks and by eagerly eating her pussy when Jenna sits on--and fucks--her face to orgasm. Jenna rewards Charmane with a kiss and then the girls take turns pleasing each other with fingers and tongues in missionary (including four-finger-fucking) and 69. Needless to say, this is a multi-orgasmic scene that leaves both dominatrix Jenna and submissive Charmane lots of pleasure. Once their playtime is over, the girls are temporarily sated and kiss as the scene fades to black.
Foreplay: Striptease, blindfolding, kissing, body licking, masturbation, spanking, domination (bondage gear), tit sucking and squeezing, nipple squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, cunnilingus, finger-fucking with one to four fingers, clit jacking, pussy slapping, labia sucking, 69, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 2.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.20
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Sophia Santi, Carmen McCarthy.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Four, which plays out over two days, features stunning Sophia Santi in her role as a high-powered business woman who is so engulfed in work that she neglects her pretty girlfriend, Carmen McCarthy. The scene begins on a Friday afternoon when Carmen, dressed to thrill, tries to get Sophia's attention. Sophia, however, is immersed in studying a book and is totally oblivious to Carmen's overt advances. Frustrated, Carmen excuses herself to go make dinner. Later than evening, Carmen tries to give Sophia a loving back rub. Immersed in a TV program, Sophia brushes Carmen aside. After a short time, Carmen gives up despondently. By Saturday, Carmen is so fucking horny that she simply cannot take it any longer. While Sophia diligently works on her MacBook computer, Carmen, dressed in a killer red outfit, approaches Sophia and slams her computer closed. Carmen lays bare her soul and Sophia responds like a guy: "Why do you think I work every day? To support everything that you live in!" Believe me, Sophia's explanation works just as badly as it would had a guy delivered it. Carmen refuses to give up, however, and soon strikes pay dirt when she tells Sophia that she's going to help her relax. Sophia, burdened with the pressures of big business, succumbs and soon the two are enjoying awesome Sapphic sex that is orgasmic and obviously helps both of them relax. Carmen begins by opening Sophia's top so that she can caress, squeeze, and suckle her fine breasts. Sophia's passion ignites immediately and she responds by hungrily kissing Carmen's mouth. Within seconds, the girls have developed intense chemistry that continues to boil throughout the multi-orgasmic scene. The sex is straightforward, yet very enjoyable...the girls take turns pleasuring each other vaginally with fingers and mouths in missionary, kneeling doggie, 69, and cowgirl (the girls face each other). Highlights of the scene include naughty rimming, humping, pussy-to-mouth stringers, superb cunnilingus (including face fucking), and lots of spitting. Even though Carmen had to work hard to get what she wanted from Sophia, she definitely got satisfied. This is definitely a case in which hard work pays big dividends! At the end of the scene, high-powered Sophia coos, "That was really relaxing, but I have to go back to work!" Typical guy!
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, rimming, kissing, body licking, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, cunnilingus, one- and two-finger fucking, clit jacking, tongue fucking, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary,cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, humping.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.00
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Capri Anderson.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Cute brunette Capri Anderson, dressed in a sexy black outfit with scintillating black thong panties, begins the scene by dancing, posing, and jiggling her ass for us while hard-driving music keeps the beat. After a few minutes, Jenna, dressed in a panty-less sexy red negligee, steps into the room and gives us an altogether different show as the music mellows to match her more "sophisticated" tease. Jenna shows off her drop-dead beautiful ass, her pretty pink pussy, her perfect natural tits, and her never-ending legs for a while and then she struts across the room to join Capri, who's sitting on an extra-long couch. Acting like a feline for which this movie was named, Jenna kneels and crawls, like a beautiful lioness, across the couch to where Capri is eagerly awaiting. Jenna "captures" her prey and immediately begins to kiss her sweet mouth while fondling her pretty body. Of course, Jenna pays special attention to Capri's fine breasts by suckling and squeezing them greedily. Capri responds by touching Jenna: "Do you like it when I touch your pussy?" she coos. "Definitely," responds breathless Jenna. Emboldened by Jenna's response, Capri rather forcefully pushes Jenna onto her back, spreads her legs wide, and dives into her pussy with her lucky tongue. Jenna loves Capri's boldness, giggles with glee, talks nasty, and fucks back by grinding her pussy against Capri's face. As the scene unfolds, the girls take turns pleasuring each other with fingers and tongues in missionary vaginal and anal. They also enjoy mutual masturbation as they sit side-by-side, face-fucking, tribbing, outstanding orgasm-inducing cunnilingus, and some rather unique pussy play that includes labia squeezing and pussy slapping. Even better, Jenna's asshole gets a share of the fun, too, when she multiple-finger-fucks her anus while Capri strokes Jenna's clit. Jenna even does ass-to-mouth (ATM) on her fingers. Hot! After the girls give each other innumerable orgasms, they kiss sweetly as the scene fades to black.
Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling, kissing, masturbation, spanking, spitting, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking with one through four fingers, clit jacking, tongue fucking, labia squeezing, pussy slapping, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, sitting, tribbing.
Anal Positions: Missionary.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 6
Scene Type: Karlie Montana, Zoe Britton.
Performers: Girl/girl.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Karlie Montana and Zoe Britton begin their scene by posing, dancing, and stripping in the same room, but separated by a few feet. Each girl does her own thing for a while and barely notices the other while nicely-stitched-together clips of the dances, captured from several highly-effective camera angles, keep us interested. After a few minutes, the girls join each other atop a comfy bed, "all dressed up and ready to fuck," and are interviewed by director Jenna Haze, who's off camera. Jenna comments that the girls look like they're dressed up to go to a party. Karlie quickly agrees that a party is about to start. Jenna, of course, wants to know if she's invited. Zoe responds, "Would you like to be?" Before Jenna decides, she declares, "I wanna see what kind of party this is!" "It's a special 'girls only' party," replies Karlie. Karlie and Zoe really want Jenna to join their party. So, they're soon giving her a "no rules" and "no-holds-barred" sample of what she'll experience if she joins in. (Sadly, Jenna seems to be operating the camera and is not able to turn the twosome into a trio. Drat!) The girls begin by giving Jenna a private "show" by kissing each other, stroking each other's pussies, fondling each other's tits and asses, and undressing each other. Believe me, you'll gasp for joy when Karlie slips Zoe's tits out of her dress! Karlie sure as hell loves Zoe's boobs and is soon suckling them ravenously and make her nipples stand hard at attention. Zoe responds by bending Karlie over into doggie and then stroking and spanking her panty-clad pussy with her fingers. Little-by-little, the girls strip themselves--and each other--naked so that they can have complete and unfettered access to each other's bodies. Soon, they're aggressively pleasing each other's breasts and vaginas with their fingers and tongues. They take turns being the center of attention in mish and doggie (Karlie and Zoe). And, they enjoy face-fucking, riming, and tribbing, too. After they spend about a half an hour in heaven, they kiss sweetly and giggle delightfully as the scene, sadly, comes to an end. This is an outstanding scene and earns a perfect five-star rating. I'm putting both Zoe and Karlie on my "watch list" for the 2011 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Awards.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, spitting, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, nipple biting, hair pulling, cunnilingus, one- and two-finger-fucking, pussy slapping.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, tribbing, face-fucking.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 7
Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Sophia Santi.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene begins, Jenna Haze, dressed in an amazingly-hot bondage-themed outfit, is imprisoned in a cage by her mistress Sophia Santi. Sophia, who's dressed in an outfit made entirely of leather straps, steps up to her apprehensive slave and asks, "Are you ready to come out of your cage, little girl?" Although Jenna says not a word, Sophia opens the cage's gate, grabs Jenna by her dog collar, slaps her around a bit, and then leads her down a flight of stairs. Meanwhile, Sophia pinches Jenna's nipples, spanks her tits and ass, chokes her throat, and makes Jenna say: "I love it!" When the girls finally arrive at a downstairs sitting room, Sophia shoves Jenna into the doggie position on a couch and proceeds to give her ass a first-class spanking. Jenna loves Sophia's touch and undulates her body erotically in response to Sophia's all-over spanks, sensuous touches and licks, and wanton suckles. And, Jenna even responds positively to Sophia's scolds and admonitions..."If you're a bad little girl, you'll get locked up in a cage all day!" Sophia continues, "So, what am I going to do to you." Completely compliant Jenna replies, "Whatever you want...you're the boss!" Sophia continues to gently "rough up" Jenna's fine body (slapping, choking, spitting, kissing, nipple biting, spanking, licking, suckling, verbal berating, and so on) for a bit and then Jenna begs, "Please do whatever you want with me...You own me!" If you were in Sophia's place, what would you want your fuck slave to do first? Well, Sophia chooses cunnilingus and orders Jenna to "Put your face in my pussy. And, you know what happens if you don't please me." Talk about motivation! Believe me, for whatever reason Jenna is definitely inspired and eats Sophia's pussy like she's starving. Meanwhile, Sophia pulls her hair, gives her explicit instructions, and rewards her with coos and groans of pleasure. Sophia doesn't allow Jenna to make her cum yet. Instead, she wants her lust to grow ever more powerful by waiting. So, she flips Jenna onto her back (into missionary), opens a "trap door" in the strap of leather between Jenna's legs, and then licks Jenna's clit through the resulting hole. Sophia toys with Jenna cruelly by bringing her repeatedly to the brink of orgasm, but not over the top: "Don't think you get to cum yet!" At one point, Sophia stops licking Jenna's pussy right before she cums. Jenna shouts, "That's not fair!" "That's what happens when you're a bad little girl!" Sophia continues to play with her fuck toy for a while and makes Jenna submit to her every carnal desire. Jenna is oh-so-happy to oblige and gives Sophia untold pleasure. As the scene continues to unfold, Sophia temporarily lets Jenna take control and submits to her for a while. However, Sophia regains her domination toward the end of the scene. No matter who's "in charge," the girls enjoy doggie, missionary, sitting, 69, and on-her-belly vaginal sex. Fuck slave Jenna also voraciously rims Sophia's asshole! This is a delightful scene that turns the tables on Jenna...whereas she is generally the dominant, she gets to submit during this "A+" scene.
Foreplay: Kissing; body licking; masturbation; spanking; slapping; domination/bondage; tit sucking, squeezing, and spanking; caressing/groping; hair pulling; cunnilingus; one- through four-finger-fucking; clit jacking; tongue fucking; stringers from mouth to pussy; spitting.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, sitting, on-her-belly, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00
What I Liked Most:
What Could Have Been Better:
Meow! comes on two DVD-9 discs. Disc One contains Scenes 1-4, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene, and a screen that displays the contents of Disc Two. Disc Two, also a DVD-9 disc, contains Scenes 5-7, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene, a 19-minute bonus scene, a 41-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette, a six and one-half minute self-running slide show, a cast list screen (some of the scenes are misidentified), and a screen that provides web site addresses for jennahaze.com and julesjordan.com.
The bonus scene is an orgasmic solo masturbation scene featuring Jenna Haze, her fingers, and her pocket rocket. Jenna, dressed in a cute and tiny bikini, struts her stuff in an elegant bathroom. While facing a full-sized mirror, she teases and pleases for a while, methodically strips off her clothes (she tastes her panties), and masturbates for us as gooseflesh covers her pretty thighs. Expertly using her fingers, she gets herself off. Then, she grabs her pocket rocket and the fireworks really begin...especially when she DPs her asshole and pussy with her fingers while folding the vibrating toy against her clit. Jenna also multiple-finger- and toy-fucks her asshole. And, she does ass-to-mouth on the toy, too. After Jenna cums repeatedly...and her lust is temporarily sated...she shows us her well-worked holes as the scene fades to black. This is a first class solo scene and is a damned fine bonus.
The BTS contains impromptu conversations/interviews of the director (Jenna Haze), cast, and crew; footage of the performers "hanging out" on the set; video of the girls being made up, having their hair done, choosing wardrobe, and dressing for their scenes; planning for--and rehearsing--the scenes and scene set-ups; video of the still photo shoots; shots of Jenna and Capri Anderson stretching erotically before their scene; and bloopers/outtakes (very silly footage of Sophia trying to dominate giggling Jenna Haze).
This selection of extras is above average in today's marketplace. The very nice bonus scene, coupled with a very entertaining BTS, is very appreciated. Four stars.
The best things about Meow! include:
Meow! could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Meow! include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.84
Average video rating: 3.71
Average audio rating: 3.93
Average production values rating: 3.91
Extras rating: 4.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.28
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)