Young Julia Ann
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Release date:
January 17, 2003 -
Cast:
Christy Canyon|Janine|Dyanna Lauren|Charlie|Misty Rain|Jill Kelly|Crystal Breeze|Julia Ann|Kobe Tai|Madelyn Knight
The Feature:
"Young Julia Ann" is packed with plenty of, well… Julia Ann. I really don't know much about her, except she's tall & blonde. She looks like she's a little worn out (i.e. she's been around the block), despite not appearing old at all.
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 12 scenes with a total running time of around two-and-a-half hours. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Julia Ann and a girl in leather
The girls take turns giving each other oral, while probing themselves with their digits. Afterwards, they make their way into a pretty good 69. Julia Ann puts a strap on, and the girl blows it for a while. After that, Julia Ann gives her anal, which doesn't last very long.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #2 – Julia Ann and a guy
They make out in an empty drive in. He puts her on the hood of his car and goes down on her. Doggy and missionary sex follow, and he cums on her belly. Nothing special, and too short.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #3 – Julia Ann, a girl, and a guy
The girls work each other over, while the guy stands there and masturbates. Oddly enough, a lot of footage of stuff having nothing to do with sex is shown. When we get back, he's having sex with one of them. Then we get an oral chain (bj for a guy and oral for the girl). The guy finishes on the girl's chest and we're out.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #4 – Julia Ann and two girls
Oral for everyone, as they come up with some creative positions. A vibrator is used on Julia Ann, while the two girls use a double-sided dildo.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #5 – Julia Ann and two girls
Wow, what awful VQ here. Girls give each other oral, and that's pretty much all that happens here. C'mon girls, get creative!
Kleenex Rating: 1.5
Scene #6 – Julia Ann and a guy
Guy gives Julia oral, and she returns the favor by aggressively blowing him. They have equally aggressive missionary sex, and then she rides him cowgirl style. He finishes on her chest. Good scene
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #7 – Julia Ann and a girl
Julia gives her oral, and the girl later returns the favor. Julia uses a dildo on her, and that's that. Kind of short and disappointing.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #8 – Julia Ann stripping for a guy
After a strip tease, he gives her oral, and she blows him. Doggy, missionary, and he ejaculates on her chest. Okay scene, but Julia Ann doesn't do much for me.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #9 – Julia Ann, a girl, and a guy
Lots of oral combinations, including a girl riding his face while Julia Ann blows him. Missionary, Doggy, and Anal follow until he cums.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #10 – Julia Ann and two guys in a bar
Two guys double team her, while a crowd dances, and looks on. She blows them, then has sex with them, all in full view of everyone. Then finish, and that's that.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #11 – Julia Ann and two girls
They do oral on each other, and Julia gets those beads stuffed into her vagina. And that's that? Wow, very quick.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #12 – Julia Ann and two girls… again
Her lesbian scenes are very uninspired, btw. Oral for everyone on a desk, until a strap on is brought into the equation. A few minutes later and we're done.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look downright horrible, though.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
A 'Multi-Angle Mania' feature where we can see a blowjob from four different angles. Also included are three bonus "Facial" scenes, all of which are better than the main feature itself (although packed with anal). There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
Julia Ann does nothing for me. Sure some of her scenes are okay, but the three-way chick scenes were porn-by-numbers. This is pretty much for fans, but I'll still give it a "Rent It" anyways.