Janine Uncensored
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Release date:
April 8, 2003 -
Cast:
Janine|Chasey Lain|Dyanna Lauren|Charlie|Johnni Black|Stephanie Swift|Randy Rage|Racquel Darrian|Heather Hunter|Daisy Chain|Randy Spears|Inari Vachs|Heather Lynn|Coral Sands|Keri Windsor
The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest compilation starring Janine, appropriately titled, "Janine Uncensored." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 130 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Janine w/ Coral Sands
The girls undress, and exchange oral pleasantries. Dildos and vibrators are brought into the mix.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #2 – Janine w/ Charlie
The ladies feel each other up. Oral for each. Janine dons a strap on, and goes to work on Charlie. Dildo for Janine, and we're done.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #3 – Janine w/ Daisy Chain & Keri Windsor
Naked time on a red bed. Oral for everyone from all sorts of positions. They bust out dueling dildos and Janine works them over.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #4 – Janine w/ Johnnie Black
The girls make out, and then go straight into oral. Hey break out the toys and massage oil. Janine gets the beads up her ass as well as a vibrator.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #5 – Janine w/ Corinne Williams, Racquel Darrian, Derrick Lane & Randy Spears
Oral, blowjobs, strap ons, missionary, reverse cowgirl… its all here.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #6 – Janine w/ Randi Rage
The girls make out in a bar. Each one gets oral, and they use a dildo on themselves. Kinda pointless scene as it's a retread of most of the stuff on this DVD.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #7 – Janine w/ Inari Vachs
They make out, perform oral on each other, use fingers, and a strap on… It's lesbian sex by numbers here.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #8 – Janine w/ Stephanie Swift
Same old stuff. They both do oral on each other, use a dildo, and that's about it.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #9 – Janine w/ Chasey Lain & Dyanna Lauren
Chasey and Dyanna are tied up like horses. Lots of oral here from every direction. They bust out the dildos and go right to work. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #10 – Janine w/ Heather Hunter
It's rainy alley sex. Oral for each from the vertical and horizontal position. The girls make good use of their surroundings.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Johnnie Black w/ Mark Davis
Bar sex. Blowjob, oral, Doggy, missionary, anal, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #12 – Heather Lyn w/ Dale Dabone & Eric Masterson
Blowjobs for both guys. Doggy/blowjob, reverse cowgirl/blowjob, missionary/blowjob, and they both cum on her. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #13 – Randi Rage w/ Michael J. Cox
Blowjob, 69, reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
There's too much uninspired lesbian stuff on this DVD for my liking. Although I like Janine, this DVD doesn't really do her justice. Therefore, this is for Janine fans only. This gets a "Rent It" from Tommy Castrol.