And the Winner Is… Chasey Lain
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Release date:
February 11, 2003 -
Runtime:
1h 48m -
Cast:
Janine|Chasey Lain|Dyanna Lauren|Charlie|Peter North|Jill Kelly|Julia Ann|Vince Vouyer|Kianna
The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest compilation starring Chasey Lain, appropriately titled, "And the Winner is… Chasey Lain." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 105 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Chasey Lain w/ Rocco Sifredi
Rocco goes down on Chasey, and then gets a killer BJ from her. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #2 – Chasey Lain w/ Jill Kelly & Jon Dough
A chain of oral starts us off. Missionary for Chasey, doggy for Jill, reverse cowgirl for Chasey, and he cums on her thighs. Good opener.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #3 – Chasey Lain w/ Charlie
It's cop sex in front of bulldozers! Oral for Charlie, oral for Chasey. 69, and then it's even more oral!
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #4 – Chasey Lain w/ Kianna
Oral for Chasey, and Kianna gets oral/vibrator. There's not much going on here.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #5 – Chasey Lain w/ Peter North
Oral for Chasey, blowjob for Peter. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #6 – Chasey Lain w/ Joey Silvera
Oral for Chasey, blowjob for Joey. Missionary, cowgirl, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #7 – Chasey Lain w/ Vince Vouyer
Starts off with a blowjob for Vince. Doggy, oral, doggy, spoon, missionary, standing missionary, and he cums on her. This scene had a lot of great action.
Kleenex Rating: 4
Scene #8 – Chasey Lain w/ Bobby Vitale
Oral for Chasey, blowjob for Bobby. Missionary, doggy, and he cums on her ass. Ehhh.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #9 – Chasey Lain w/ Dyanna Lauren & Janine
Chasey and Dyanna are tied up like horses. Lots of oral here from every direction. They bust out the dildos and go right to work. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #10 – Chasey Lain w/ Marc Wallice
Oral for Chasey. Missionary, doggy, and a facial for Stacey. Kind of uninspired actually.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Jill Kelly w/ Tim Hard
Oral for Jill, and a blowjob for Mr. Hard. Cowgirl, doggy, and he cums on her ass. Jill worked hard here.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #12 – Charlie w/ Dante
Oral for Charlie, blowjob for Dante. Reverse cowgirl, doggy, and he cums on her ass.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #13 – Janine w/ Julia Ann
The girls look a little rough here. Lots of oral and dildos used here. They oil down and go into a 69. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, behind the scenes with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
This is probably the worst of all the Chasey Lain DVDs I've reviewed. Most everything seems uninspired and just thrown out there to make money off Chasey's name. Although not terrible, I've come to expect more from Chasey. "Rent It."