Genre: Features, Spoofs & Parodies

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Anthony Rosano, Ash Hollywood, Breanne Benson, Chanel Preston , Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Rocco Reed, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus

Audio/Video: Both audio and video were fair to good.

Length: 2 hours 27 minutes

Release Date: 2/1/12

Extras: Two sets of behind the scenes footage, Photo Gallery and Trailer for OMG . . . It’s The Nanny XXX Parody

Condoms: No

Overview: I haven’t watched the original Flashdance in years but I do know I used to spank it to Jennifer Beals. Breanne Benson plays the iconic role of a dancer hoping for her big break. Breanne has been around for a little bit but her place among the porn elite has eluded her. After watching this film, Breanne Benson may have finally achieved her major break, finally!

Scene 1 Tommy Pistol Lexi Belle

Lexi Belle, looking as toned as ever, flirts a little bit with Tommy until she makes it clear she wants to hook up. Tommy says yes without any hesitation. Lexi pulls his pants down to suck him off and throats his cock. Not only is Lexi toned but she’s also looking the best I’ve ever seen her as the camera nicely zooms in on her as she sucks Tommy off. She pulls her short shorts off and revelas that nicely trimmed bush and spectacular body and Tommy goes right in her sweet tight snatch. Lexi just enjoys the ride Tommy is giving her especially in cowgirl, followed by reverse cowgirl where it’s all about Lexi as we’re treated to awesome views of her body. I couldn’t get enough of her. Definitely one of the best sex performances of her career, Tommy brings out her best and brings his best as well as the two clearly show a real attraction to one another. Only annoying thing was the same four chords of music being played over and over again. It does help to hold the scene together but it’s difficult not to keep hearing it. Still, for an opening sex scene it’s one sizzling fuck session with two veterans clearly showing how fucking on camera is suppose to be done. Great scene!

Scene 2 Anthony Rosano, Nicole Aniston

Anthony and Nicole start off by making out in a dingy alley. Anthony then gets down to lap up Nicole’s sweet pink which gets her off. After she returns the favors Anthony enters her body and the two go at it hard. Nicole is one of the most under-rated girls but she can fuck. RAnthony clearly is into her and Nicole definitely enjoys his prick going in and out of her. The highlight is the nearly 10 minute long session they spend in spoon, great shots of Nicole’s pink getting slammed hard by Anthony. Again, another great scene thanks to performer chemistry, two great pairings in a row!

Scene 3 Ash Hollywood, Breanne Benson

Breanne, playing the Jennifer Beals role, and Ash are working out on the studio floor when Ash asks Breanna what she and her boss are going to do on their date. Breanne innocently pretends not to understand what Ash is really asking her, and confesses that she’s never done anything with a guy. That gives Ash the greenlight to “teach” her a thing or two. They both lock lips but Ash wants more than just a kiss as she immediately begins to take off Breanne’s clothes and sample her small but soft tits. Ash turns her around until she’s facing Breanne’s ass, which she gladly tongues for a good five minutes, causing Breanne to tremble. Ash tells her new fuck toy to go down on her and lap her pussy good. It’s clear just by the way the two look at one another there is a deep attraction there, Ash being the dominant performer who takes Breanne’s breath away with just her gaze. Breanne is more than willing to taste her new lovers cherry, sucking hard on her clit and getting the more experienced Ash off really good. They then get on top of a cushion and begin to finger each other’s holes, Ash taking the lead and once again focusing in on Breanne’s golden tanned ass, which she tongues, giving Breanne another orgasmic burst. Breanne gets on top of Ash and the two rub each other off to orgasmic completion.

Scene 4 Xander Corvus, Chanel Preston

After Breanne does the famous audition scene, her boss Rocco Reed asks for a favor from Chanel Preston, head of a large dance company, to give Breanne an interview and audition. She almost gets caught having a naughty tryst with one of her ballet dancers, Xander Corvus. Just because he’s wearing tights doesn’t mean he can’t fuck Chanel good. He eats her out, causing Chanel to have multiple eruptions, then gets down on her knees to knob all over that cock. After he’s good and hard he has Chanel ride her where she can’t stop moaning and squelching her delight of having Xander’s meat penetrate her vaginally. She is one horny lady that XCritic columnist of ours. She gets Xander and herself so worked up that she makes him cum prematurily while she still can’t stop cumming herself. I have to say that I’ve never seen Chanel this excited before in any scene, giving one of if not her best sexual performance of her young career. She totally lets Rocco control her as long as that cock keeps pumping her hard. Xander doesn’t relent. It’s clear Jordan Septo just let the two go at as there was also a very real sexual attraction between the two, Chanel just melting with each pump of Xander’s cock in her pussy. After banging her in mish Xander cums all over Chanel’s body, much to her delight!

Scene 5 Rocco Reed, Breanne Benson

Breanne comes by Rocco’s place to tell him the good news that she passed the audition and is so excited she wants to show her appreciation by giving herself to him. Rocco takes her up on her offer and Breanne gives him head. Rocco peels off her clothes and the two begin fucking on the couch. It’s not a hard charging scene like the one before it, but there is definite passion and chemistry. Probably the way the characters in the original film would’ve went at it. After riding his cock, Breanne gets in reverse cowgirl, her toned body in full view for everyone to see. Rocco keeps on pumping her until he splatters his sperm all over her.

Summary: Breanne Benson is definitely one of the more under-appreciated girls in the business, but this girl can fuck and this being her first starring role proves she can act and carry an entire film. Not only does she look enough like Jennifer Beals, she also captures her innocence. But the film’s main strength are the pairings and sexual performances of every single performer in here. Rare do you see an entire cast with great chemistry, Septo does an outstanding job of casting the right performers with the right parts. Speaking of under-appreciated, with this film Septo deserves to be listed in the elite league of directors, which due to politics or whatever the reason may be, has long bypassed him. The acting is fine, not superb by any means, but the dialogue was short, sweet, and most importantly unpretentious. It’s still a porn, not a frustrated director’s take on a film with sex scenes he has to throw in. Septo clearly had sex on his mind and why not? The original film was a sexy film primed to be parodied someday in a porn film. Breanne’s acting was excellent; this film will definitely carry her over the top and put her in the same league as the Lexi Belles, Chanel Prestons and other A list girls of today. While the film really only focused on the main plot points that helped it achieved its iconic status, the parody version still captures much of the original film’s spirit and charm. Add in five hot, incredible sex scenes, a terrific cast, plus Breanne Benson, the only porn performer I can think of that could pull off this performance, it rightfully deserves an XCritic Pick.