MILF School 5

Reviewed on: November 2, 2007
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Release date:
August 28, 2007
Runtime:
1h 57m
Cast:
Savanna James|Liz Taylor|Justice Young|Christina Skye|Lake Russell

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Genre: MILF
Feature/Gonzo

Director:
Steve Rogers

Cast: Lake
Russell, Christina Skye, Missy Vonage, Savanna James, Liz Taylor, J-Mac, Justin
Young, Da Captain (Adam)

Length: 119
min

Production Date:
2007

Audio/Visual:

In a Nutshell – Not Bad for a ‘Catch and Grab’ Production

This camcorder creation, frequently whiting out when the
brightness of the Florida sun hits the lens (this is a Miami based production),
runs the gamut from good to goofy during the course of each sequence. Rogers
has a good eye for composition, and some of his set-ups really rate highly on
the risqué meter. Still, there is a small amount of grain and some color issues
in the 1.33:1 full screen image. They don’t distract from the diddling, but
they don’t add to the atmosphere either. As for sound, the Dolby Digital Stereo
mix offers limited aural pleasures. We can barely hear the talent as an
internal microphone dynamic has been employed to capture the chatter. They
could be discussing the meaning of life for all we know and we can’t discern
what they’re saying.

Extras:

In a Nutshell – Unexceptional and Basically Bare Bones

Unless you think trailers, galleries, and website
information is the high end of added content, there is nothing much of value
offered as bonus features. One expects more from Club Jenna, even if this is a
glorified gonzo outing.

Condoms: No

First Impressions:

Where did the whole “MILF” idea come from? Naturally, one
assumes it derives from the standard adult entertainment ideal – if one genre
works, the opposite must be waiting to do so as well. If a ‘barely legal’ title
with girls looking like 14 year old boys brings the bucks in, giving their
legal guardian a go must be some manner of given hardcore cash grab. True,
modern smut relies on the demographically specific/fetish oriented concept to
make its mark, but with rare exceptions, seeing someone over the age of 40 straddling
a giant sized penis is perplexing, not pleasant. It boils the entire XXX idea
down to attractiveness and agility. So when judging MILF School 5, one has to move beyond the wildly acrobatic and
frequently out of control industry fashion standards. Instead, we are gauging
how comely our proposed parent really is, and what she can do with a guy that’s
half her age. For the most part, these Mothers
I’d Like to Fuck do a fine job of selling the smut.

The Sex Scenes:

First, let’s break the ‘caught in the act’ ruse right
now. Two of the women here admit to being professionals. Missy claims a career
in porn, and Liz is a swinger who also hints at a life fucking for the camera.
So anyone who believes that these older gals are local Miami moms just waiting
for some slang spouting studs to show up and drill them for a dollar and a
commemorative video of the event are fooling themselves. Aside from the odd way
that these ladies give head (it could be the massive meat the puppets are
packing), they can clearly handle themselves in positional situations – reverse
cowgirl, scissors – that give seasoned vets the shivers. Aside from this fact,
the fuck and suck is well done. The men deliver rock hard pounding, and the
supposed 30 to 40 somethings sell the sex expertly. The only drawback is a lack
of novelty and originality. While director Rogers can change up the camera and
angles all he wants, most of the hardcore encounters come across as mechanical
and routine – BJ, two or three tries, and we’re out.

Scene 1: Lake
Russell, J-Mac

Acts Performed: Blow Job, Ball Sucking, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Doggy, Mish, $hot in
Mouth, Oral Clean-up

Score: 2.5out of 5

While each scene doesn’t follow this consistent pattern,
Ms. Russell plays pick-up, talked into porking onscreen while seated at a
beachside bench. She is very long in the tooth, with a face that apparently
indicates a life of being ridden hard and put up wet hundreds of times. While
her Australian accent provides a slight amount of exotic intrigue, it’s Lake’s
ability to handle J-Mac monster cock that really impresses. When an actress
winces while inserting a penis into her supposedly prepared pussy, slowly
working it in until she’s comfortable with the girth, you sense something
special is about to happen. Sadly, our dick manipulator only knows one speed –
call it crazed cunt cramming – and so we wind up with a willing babe treated as
nothing more than a set of orifices. It will be an approach that mars much of MILF School 5’s otherwise arousing XXX.

Scene 2: Christina
Skye, Justin Young

Acts Performed: Blow Job, Ball Sucking, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Scissors, Mish, V to M,
Doggy, Minor Domination, $hot in Mouth, Oral Clean-up

Score: 3 out
of 5

No set-up, just straight to the hotel room and the sex. Blond
and equally experienced, Christina gives Justin a nice run for his smut money.
This is some powerful porn, made even hotter by the obvious connection between
the couple. Mr. Young seems to have that ability with his co-stars (it will
occur again with the equally fetching Savanna). This sequence is better than
the fourth because we get more positions, more passion, and some arousing
implied B&D. Sure, it’s just some minimal choking and arm restraint, but
Justin is never overly aggressive and Christina gets a kick out of it. Covered
in sweat and clearly getting off on the action, all of these factors help to
fuel one of MILF School 5’s best
hardcore happenings.

Scene 3: Missy
Vonage, Da Captain (Adam)

Acts Performed: Blow Job, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Doggy, $hot in Mouth, Oral
Clean-up

Score: 2 out of 5

After a bit of pointless cabaret (no approach and
pickup), Missy gets down to business. With balloon-like fake tits, a rather
unattractive face, and a demeanor that suggests a professional about to go
through the motions (turns out, she is), she makes for a lousy vicarious lay.
Da Captain, a decent supplier of shaft, does everything he can to wake this
woman up, but the sense of drugged out disconnect is just too prevalent. Once
we get to the final two positions though, things improve dramatically. Either
Ms. Vonage’s interest level has increased, or her pretend paramour is hitting
the right internal sex spots. It’s amazing to watch Missy morph from lox to
lover. Whatever the reason for the last act transformation, we get some decided
steam and a nice facial finish.

Scene 4: Savanna
James, Justin Young

Acts Performed: Blow Job, Ball Sucking, Mish, V to M, Doggy, Pile Driver, $hot to Face
and Mouth

Score:2.5out of 5

Again, our leading lady is seated at an outdoor café when
she agrees to participate in this Pro-Am porn experience. Pushing the
definition of MILF to an unreasonable extreme (Savanna looks 25, not quite the MATURE perspective the DVD promises),
Justin steps up and knocks another nookie scene right out of the park. When
they finally start fucking, the sparks really fly. Ms. James seems more than
satisfied and our lumber jacker couldn’t be happier. So why the less than
impressive score, you may ask? Well, look at the action listed above. Three
positions are not enough to warrant a higher rating. Had this couple really
tied one on, sexually speaking, we’d have wound up with a hardcore highlight.
As it stands, this is still as sizzling as MILF
School 5 tends to get.

Scene 5:Liz
Taylor, Da Captain (Adam)

Acts Performed: Blow Job, Mish, Pile Driver, V to M, Cowgirl, Doggy, $hot to Face

Score:2out of 5

Liz is just plain irritating. We practically hear her
whole life story as she sits shotgun and blabs on about her experiences as a
swinger and her proto-porn experiences. If it weren’t for the overlong
introduction, we’d have a much better scene on our hands. But the reason for
all the yakking is clear once the slamming starts. Da Captain is only going to
give us a few firm positions before popping his cork, and Ms. Taylor seems more
than happy for the truncated trouncing. She’s more into the posing than the
pounding, metaphysically concerned on how she comes across on camera rather than
simply laying back and getting balled. After the above-average action we’ve
seen before, this last sequence is a palpable letdown.

Disco Dirge
Peter Meter Rating: 2.5 out
of 5 (Recommended)

Cohabitation
Certification: Granted

Though it probably won’t satisfy devotees hoping for actual
mature MILF action, Club Jenna can be proud of this ersatz-gonzo glory holing.
Easily earning a Recommended rating,MILF School 5 provides expert
erotica without too much of the bullshit bravado that routinely ruins these
‘pick-up and plow’ productions. The fuck and suck is uniformly hot, and the
actresses portraying “older” objects of desire are, for the most part,
acceptable XXX honeys. While the guys featured may give partners some
understandable penis envy, the action here is perfect for couples. Therefore, a
Cohabitation Certification is easily awarded. While the allure of such titles
will remain a mystery – at least with the middle aged Dirge – there is
obviously a call for such Mrs. Robinson style action. In a genre that could
easily go goofy, or grotesque, at the drop of an age bracket, Steve Rogers and
his gang of mack daddy meat puppets provide some interesting Eros. The appeal
may be as limited as the action, but overall, this is a hearty hardcore title.

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