Pandora’s XXX Toy Box Adult DVD
- Release date:
July 23, 2010 - Runtime:
1h 26m - Cast:
Carla Cox|McKenzie Lee|McKenzee Miles|Carmen McCarthy|Capri Cavalli|Syren Sexton
Genre: "Light" feature
Director: Cash Markman
Cast:Mckenzee Miles, Kris Slater, Capri Cavalli, Danny Mountain, Carla Cox, Carmen McCarthy, McKenzie Lee, James Deen, Syren Sexton, Tommy Gunn.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 01:27
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.
Pandora's XXX Toybox is a five-scene "light feature" that plays somewhat like an infomercial for Penthouse toys and sex products. Celeste Star plays sexy "Pandora" who, from her elegant boudoir, shows off not only her flesh-and-blood "box" but also a magical wooden box that contains a never ending supply of toys, lubes, sprays, and so on.
Although this movie is technically not a "feature," since the performers in one scene do not interact with those in the other scenes, there is a very strong "theme" that is played out in every scene. In addition, sexy Celeste Star, playing Pandora, introduces each of the scenes. Because of these attributes, I am calling this movie a "light feature," as is my practice.
To begin each scene, Pandora pulls an item out of her twinkling magical box (nice special effects make fireworks explode from the box when she selects an item), fondles it, tells us a little about it, and then lets us see the product "in action" as a couple (boy/girl or girl/girl) take full advantage of its benefits.
Pandora's XXX Toybox is populated with an extremely eye-friendly female cast. Check out the girls' photos here. In addition, the scene scenarios, especially the one that plays out in Scene One, are inventive and engaging. We can really see ourselves in each of the scenarios!
Pandora's XXX Toybox is definitely a couples-friendly movie. The sex is a bit tame, but beautifully shot. I would have preferred the sexual encounters to go on a little longer and I wish that the girls' anuses would have received at least a little attention (rimming is not threatening, is it?). Nonetheless, Pandora's XXX Toybox is worth a look...especially if you want to share it with your partner.
Check out some photos of the girls in Pandora's XXX Toy Box here. Pay particular attention to the sweet-looking--yet not so innocent--Mckenzee Miles! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Pandora's XXX Toy Box can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Mckenzee Miles, Kris Slater
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Prior to the beginning of Scene One, Celeste Star, playing Pandora, invites us to open her box. No, not her pussy...but, instead, her box of magical sex toys. She reaches into her "box," pulls out a remote-controlled vibrating egg, erotically licks its clam-shell wrapper, and tells us its story: "It has made an empire to crumble...and many a woman to be pleasured!" Then, she shows us just how one couple used it for unforgettable sex...and untold pleasure.
To celebrate their one-week anniversary, Kris Slater takes his girlfriend Mckenzee Miles out to an Italian restaurant for dinner. Mckenzee soon sees that Kris has brought along a present and, of course, simply must see it! McKenzee opens the gift bag and is shocked to see that it's a sex toy--one of the vibrating eggs that Pandora just showed us. Kris insists that she open the toy and, even though she's embarrassed to do so in a public restaurant, she quickly has the package open and, of course, Kris simply cannot wait to show her how it works. At first, Mckenzee simply holds the vibrating toy in her hand while Kris controls it with the remote. Mckenzee likes what she feels: "I can't wait to see what it feels like at home." "No," replies Kris, "try it right now!" So, Mckenzee slides the toy past her panties and into her pussy. Meanwhile, Kris operates the remote so that Mckenzee squeals with delight while the waiter, kitchen staff, and other patrons watch and listen suspiciously. Mckenzee even gets to cum before the grumpy waiter arrives to take their order...and, she continues to spasm through repeated climaxes while Kris orders dinner for the two of them.
Mckenzee's pleasure builds to a point where she loses consciousness of everything except that pleasure. And, her pleasure transports her to a dream state in which she's the main course as Kris gobbles her bounteous pussy while she lies on top of the dining table. Kris takes his time pleasuring Mckenzee and soon gives her another volcanic orgasm. And, he two-finger-fucks her, too. Meanwhile, she caresses her beautiful tits while the kitchen staff watches in wonder. After an abrupt edit and without benefit of transitioning footage, Mckenzee rides Kris' pistoning dick like a champion in reverse cowgirl. She holds her body above his so that he can thrust in-and-out at redline speed and with balls-deep strokes (nice close-ups). Of course, her body looks damned fine...especially her pretty tits as they dance in reaction to Kris' strokes. She looks even finer when she takes over and uses sexy thrusting and grinding moves to fuck back. Later, after a break for extremely slobbery and deep-throat-intensive pussy-to-mouth (excellent close-ups), Mckenzee lies on her back atop the table and enjoys Kris' balls-deep thrusts in missionary and as she lies on her side. Meanwhile, she strokes her own sensitive clit to help herself climax yet again. Eventually, Kris reaches the point of no return while he pounds her frantically in mish. So, he pulls out of her pussy at just the last second and unleashes a tsumani-like load of semen all over Mckenzee's gorgeous belly, breasts, and (amazingly) her face (nice close-ups). Mckenzee uses her fingers to massage the semen into her flesh as she and Kris kiss to celebrate.
Mckenzee awakens from her lust-filled daydream just before their meal is served. Then, a patron at the next table points to Mckenzee and tells the waiter, "I'll have a big piece of whatever she's having." Indeed.
Foreplay: Toy play, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, stringers during cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External belly.
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Capri Cavalli, Danny Mountain.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: To set up Scene Two, Pandora (Celeste Star) shows us her shapely butt cheeks and delicious asshole and asks, "So, are you guys ass men? You like to lick tight little assholes? You wanna tease mine?" Yes on all counts, Celeste! Then, she pulls out a string of anal beads from her bag of tricks. As in Scene One, Pandora erotically licks the package and then tells us how the beads are to be pulled out nice and slow.
Abruptly, the video cuts to Danny Mountain as he watches a porn flick (actually footage from Scene Five of this movie) while playing with a very different sort of anal toy. Instead of going inside the anus, like a string of beads, this toy simulates a tight asshole (it's called the Jamie Lynn Cyberskin Ass Stroker). So, as you can imagine, Danny has his fully-erect cock inside the toy and is frantically jacking himself as he watches the movie. Soon, Danny's girlfriend, Capri Cavalli, emerges from their bathroom, takes one look at what Danny's doing, swats him with her towel, and asks, "What are you doing?" It's obvious that Capri doesn't like the "competition." So, she tosses Danny face up onto their bed and pins him down when she sits on him and bends down to greedily kiss his open mouth. Soon, the two are erotically fondling each other. And, Danny quickly pulls aside Capri's robe so that he can hungrily suckle and squeeze her perky breasts. Capri, obviously "in charge," then sits on Danny's face and fucks it frantically while simultaneously stripping off and tossing aside her robe (her body is so fine!). After a while, Capri lifts herself off Danny's face and then kisses his mouth before licking her way down his chest (she even briefly suckles his nipple) to his titanium-hard cock. She teases his still-clad rod with her practiced hands for a bit before tugging off his underwear so that she can lick his penis lovingly for a few moments before taking it into her voracious mouth to give him a slobbery and quite enthusiastic combination hand/blowjob. And, whenever Danny's cock slides out of her mouth, Capri inflames his lust with just the right words.
Once Capri is certain that Danny's cock is ready for more, she straddles him in cowgirl and helps him slide his dick into her. Once he's balls-deep, she begins to dance on him provocatively (nice moves!) as the camera zooms in tight her her perfect gooseflesh-covered ass cheeks...ass cheeks that Danny repeatedly spanks. Capri and Danny have lots of fun fucking each other passionately in cowgirl...fun that includes lots of kissing and causes both of their bodies to glisten with sweat. Then, as the scene continues to unfold, they transition to spoon, a position that's just perfect for us to savor hee puffy pussy, her belly-button ring, and her modest genital-area tattoo. Meanwhile, Capri knowingly strokes her sensitive clit and whispers encouragement while Danny thrusts in-and-out joyfully. Capri cums and then, after a jarring edit, Danny forcefully reams her pussy in missionary until he's ready to pop (he licks her gooseflesh-covered legs while he pounds her). At the last second, he pulls out and shoots a high-energy--and quite generous--shower of his semen all over Capri's pretty--and erotically undulating--belly.
Afterward, Danny asks Capri if she's going to give him "the treat," to let him fuck her in the ass. "Baby, you know that I don't do that!" So, Danny's cock is again relegated to his anal toy. Poor baby!
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, toy play, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, fellatio, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes, during spoon.
Pop: External belly.
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Carla Cox, Carmen McCarthy
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Pandora (Celeste Star) returns and asks us if we want to see more of her "box." This time, she pulls out a huge vibrator. After Celeste licks the toy, we're transported to Carmen McCarthy's living room where she's seated on her living room couch with her gal-pal Carla Cox. Carmen uses a pair of scissors to open a cardboard box. Both girls are extremely excited about the shipment because they know it contains an arsenal of toys. It seems that the girls' husbands are out (again) and that the guys don't give them enough attention. So, the two lovely ladies must fend for themselves. Thankfully, Penthouse as an array of "helpers!" The girls lay their treasures onto the coffee table, admire them briefly, and then tear open the package that contains a bright pink ribbed vibrator. Carla is soon giving the lucky piece of plastic a world-class blowjob. Carmen even joins in and the girls give the toy a two-tongues-on-one-dick blowjob. The girls rip open the rest of the packages and then Carmen says, quite prophetically, that "We are going to cum so hard with these."
The girls briefly fondle and suck the toys and then turn a couple of them on "high" so that they can stroke their panty-clad pussies with the vibrating wands. And, they use the toys to vibrate their nipples, too. As the girls' pleasure begins to build, they strip each other naked, share erotic kisses, and then zero-in on each other's vaginas. Carmen, the more aggressive, starts first. She spits on Carla's pussy and then uses the vibrator to pleasure her slippery labia and oh-so-happy clit. She evens strokes and licks Carla's clit while sliding the toy in-and-out of her juicy cunt. Carla, as you might expect, reacts by fucking back as her pleasure starts to build. Carla is soon convulsing through a very satisfying orgasm. Later, after she licks her cum off of the toy, Carla turns her attention to Carmen's gorgeous and spit-soaked cunt by fucking it with a quite unique-looking bulbous red toy while simultaneously licking her clit. Meanwhile, the girls kiss. And, Carmen knowingly jacks her own proud and happy clit. As the scene unfolds, Carmen grabs the toy so that she can briefly wield it on herself. Then, Carla again takes control so that she can fuck, lick, and suckle (great close-ups) Carmen's pussy through a powerful orgasm. Carmen licks the toy clean and then she laments that their husbands will be home in ten minutes. Then, as the scene fades to black, Carmen observes that they still have ten more minutes. Using such high-powered toys, they're sure to cum again and again during that brief time.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, spitting, kissing, toy play, masturbation, mutual masturbation, tit vibrating, fellatio (with toy), cunnilingus, clit vibrating.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: McKenzie Lee, James Deen.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Pandora (Celeste Star) sets up Scene Four by pulling a bottle of magic elixir from her box. "It's a spray," explains Pandora, "and guess what? It softens your throat; it relaxes your muscles and you're able to...swallow pills...vitamins...medicine...or, well, a really great big cock!" Of course, Pandora has "proof" that her elixir works...a hot sex scene featuring McKenzie Lee and James Deen.
When the sex scene begins, McKenzie is poolside sitting at a table. Boyfriend James brings her a cold drink and then breaches a problem that's near and dear to his heart: "You know how you always try to swallow me...like, all of me? And you can never get it all the way down? Well, I was actually talking to a friend and they told me about this stuff and it's actually really cool. It's a numbing agent and you spray it in your throat..." James extols the benefits of the product, but doesn't manage to convince McKenzie to swallow a spray of the liquid. Instead, she wants to try without help. So, the two start to make out by kissing, caressing, and groping. McKenzie soon pulls James' dick out of his pants and goes down on him with her greedy mouth (nice stringers) and talented hands. However, even through she tries hard and even gags on James' rod, she's just not able to swallow him. So, she decides to give the spray a try. Wow! It's a miracle! Within seconds, James is balls-deep down McKenzie's throat as the lucky SOB gets to enjoy a world-class--and extremely slobbery--blowjob that's coupled with excellent double-fisted handjob action. After an annoyingly-abrupt edit, McKenzie gets her pussy pounded by James from behind in doggie as the camera zooms in tight to capture excellent close-ups of the in-and-out action. Meanwhile, she inflames James' lust with torrents of naughty vocabulary. As the scene continues to unfold, James gets his chance to be "on top" for a while when he reams McKenzie's tight and wet pussy in missionary. Later, he slides behind her and then pounds her to orgasm in spoon. After McKenzie climaxes, she begs James to cum in her mouth. To make that happen, she drops to her knees and greedily sucks and milks his rod as he stands in front of her. Her superb hand and mouth techniques push James over the top and he soon rewards her by spraying a high powered and quite bountiful load of semen onto her face. She continues to milk his still-ejaculating dick and then sucks him dry. Sadly, however, she purposefully spits James' semen out of her mouth.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, hair pulling, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes, during spoon.
Pop: Open mouth.
Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.20
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Syren Sexton, Tommy Gunn.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Back in Pandora's boudoir, she looks us straight in the eye and asks, "Should we dig in the depths of my box one more time?" Hell, yeah! This time, Pandora grabs a large squeeze tube of lube. "Hey, you know what?" asks Pandora. "This company actually makes a his and her lube. Ah, how cute!" As always, Pandora has video to demo her goods.
After a brief cut, we find ourselves in the honeymoon suite of newlyweds Syren Sexton and Tommy Gunn where white flower petals form the shape of a heart on the surface of the bed. The camera pans across the room to where Tommy and Syren (they're both dressed in robes) look at a serving cart carrying a spread of fruit and wine: "Six hundred bucks a night and we get a little plate of fruit," fumes tightwad Tommy. Nonetheless, he pops a grape into his bride's mouth as she eyes him with unmistakable lust. After making a toast "to us," the couple hops onto the bed and starts to open some wedding presents. Unexpectedly, many of the presents are, shall we say, quite private...dildos, vibrators, a vibrating "bullet" toy, and his-and-her lubricants. Syren and Tommy each takes the appropriate bottle and they giggle delightfully as they read the labels. They even sample the taste of both lubes! In due course, they use their lubricants on each other's bodies: Tommy massages some into Syren's nipples and, of course, Syren massages some (using both hands) into Tommy's soft and flaccid penis. Of course, Tommy doesn't stay soft very long...especially once Syren uses her talented mouth to suck him to full mast. After an abrupt edit--and without benefit of cunnilingus--Syren mounts and fucks Tommy in cowgirl using very sexy moves. And, she rides him like a champion when he reacts by fucking her at redline speed. Meanwhile, Syren encourages Tommy with lots of sexy English-accented naughty words. After a while, Syren lies on her back atop her honeymoon-suite bed and enjoys being pounded by Tommy with fast and furious balls-deep strokes in missionary. Before the scene comes to an end, Tommy lies behind Syren and pounds her passionately in spoon while her pretty boobs dance delightfully. Meanwhile, Syren turns around and hungrily kisses Tommy's open mouth. Tommy pounds Syren with increasingly urgent strokes until he can no longer control himself. At the last possible second, he pulls out and jacks off onto the outside of her pussy and onto her soft and womanly belly.
Pandora returns to the screen and pulls out one more toy...a huge purple dildo: "I have this one for me. But, I guess you'll just have to wait for the second installment of Pandora's Toy Box to see where I jam this thing. So, stay horny and cum often." Pandora fucks her pussy with the toy while the closing credits run.
I, for one, will look forward to seeing Pandora and her box again.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, lube play, tit squeezing, hair pulling, nipple massage with fingers and cock, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: None evident.
Pop: Exterior pussy/belly.
Sex rating: 3.40
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.20
What I Liked Most:
What Could Have Been Better:
The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a still-frame chapter selector that lets you play your favorite star's scene; one chapter per sex scene (the scenes are not subdivided into sections); a four-minute self-running slide show of hard and soft stills; a screen that explains how to use DVD@ccess functionality on your computer; previews of six Penthouse titles; and an 18-minute bonus scene featuring Roxanne Hall and Marco Banderas. The bonus scene comes with its own photo short self-running slide show. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.
The best things about Pandora's XXX Toy Box include:
Pandora's XXX Toy Box could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Pandora's XXX Toy Box include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.06
Average video rating: 4.90
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 4.30
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.25
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)