Fuck My Tits 2
- Release date:
March 13, 2007 - Runtime:
2h 18m - Cast:
Chris Charming|Claudio Meloni|Joe Blow|Harmony Rose|Carly Parker|Emilianna|Mike Hash|Steve Taylor|Candace Von|Emily George|Kaylee Love Cox|Nikara
The Movie:
The aptly titled Fuck My Tits 2 is literally eight scenes consisting of little more than titty fucking with some oral thrown in. If you're a fan of the big boobs, you'll probably enjoy this one a fair bit but know going in beforehand that this disc is geared towards a specific crowd and if you want actual intercourse, you're not going to find it here. This one is for the titty fans...
Scene 1 – Alexia Milano: Alexia is a cute brown-haired girl, possibly of Italian descent, who talks about her big natural breasts for a minute before playing with them for us on camera. There's a weird sculpture behind her that kind of looks like Han Solo frozen in Carbonite from The Empire Strikes Back. Weird. At any rate, her man comes into the room and she lubes up her tits so that he can put his cock between them and go to town. She gives him a blowjob in between titty fucking him and then lies on her back so that he can fuck her breasts some more. She licks his balls and he rubs his head on her nipples before sucking them. After a fair bit of that she gets on her knees and he jerks off onto her breasts and ends a very solid, hot scene.
Scene 2 – Candace Von: Candace is a curvy, attractive black woman who shakes her tits for the camera and teases us a bit. She plays with her tits and then rubs suntan lotion on her knockers. A pasty looking white dude comes in and slips his man meat between her tits and fucks her that way for a bit. She sucks the tip of his knob once or twice while he does that and then she lies down so he can fuck her tits while she's on her back. He slaps her breasts, and she continues to titty fuck him and suck the tip. She gets on her knees and he puts it back between her tits and works it until he comes on her. This was another solid scene that breast fans should enjoy. Candace is a cute girl and she does an admirable job here.
Scene 3 – Carly Parker: Cover girl Carly is a busty blonde belle who introduces herself and then shows off her eight week old implants. She rubs some lotion on them and plays for the camera, and then the same pasty white guy from the last scene comes in. She lies on her back and he titty fucks her fake hooters, and she periodically sucks his dick while he fingers her under her panties. He gets on his back and she goes to work on him with her boobs and her mouth, then she gets on her knees and he fucks her tits until he shoots his load on her breasts and her neck. This scene wasn't as hot as the first one as the implants are obvious. That being said, if you don't have a problem with implants Carly is a pretty girl with a lot of enthusiasm who doesn't do a bad job at all here.
Scene 4 – Emilianna: With her long blonde hair and black bra, Emilianna teases us and talks dirty to us. Unfortunately the camera is a little out of focus for the first part of this scene. Her top comes off and she oils up her tits and gets her nipples all perky-like. The scene cuts to Emilianna on the couch, laying on her back with a dick between her breasts. He titty fucks her and she sucks him a bit, then he gets on his back and lets her do all the work. From there she leans over the couch and he fucks her tits some more, then he blows his load on her nipples and she rubs it into her chest. After that she drops to her knees and sucks him for a bit. She titty fucks him really aggressively and soon enough he blows another load on her chest. The focus issues for the first part don't help, but Emilianna is pretty enough and enthusiastic enough that this scene is certainly worth watching even if it could have been better.
Scene 5 – Emily George: This curvy brunette plays with her breasts and talks dirty for a bit. She exposes her big natural tits for us and pinches her nipples hard. She sucks on her tits then oils them up and plays with them some more. Two guys walk in, one with pink icing and the other with blue icing, and they cover her tits in it. They suck her nipples and then she titty fucks the first guy. Then all of a sudden the icing if gone and she's on the floor rubbing her cleavage on his dong. She sucks him for a second and then gets on her back so he can oil her up and titty fuck her some more. He does just that and she sucks him a bit now and then while he fingers her box through her panties. After that both guys are jerking off while she's on her knees until the spunk on her knockers and end the scene. Not a bad scene though it was hard to tell what guy was fucking her at various points in the scene. Emily's tits are pretty remarkable though and she looks like she's having fun giving head which is always a nice touch.
Scene 6 – Harmony: This pretty blonde introduces herself for a bit, then takes off her sheer pink lace top and plays with her breasts which are covered in surgical tape for some reason. She takes the tape off and tells us they're two handfuls of C's. Right on. She gyrates around and shows off the goods before oiling her tits up and playing with them some more. She does a great job with the dirty talk and has a genuinely sexy voice to match her good looks. Two guys come in and suck her nipples while she gives them handjobs. The first guy gets her on her back and fucks her tits while she sucks his cock. After that he lays back and she titty fucks him. After that it's the other guys turn to do the same thing. Eventually she gets on her knees and one at a time the guys jack off on her tits. Harmony was more aggressive than the other girls and was obviously as into giving head as she was in titty fucking. Not a bad quality, mind you, simply an observation. Hot stuff. After one guy comes she gives him head and keeps him hard and makes him give her a second load on the top of her breasts. That's a nice quality in a girl. Seriously.
Scene 7 – Kaylee Love Cox: This foxy nineteen year old brunette starts off her scene in a leopard print bra but that doesn't last too long. She squeezes these natural puppies and then shows them off for the camera before pouring honey on them and licking them for us. That's probably gonna be a bitch to clean off, but it's kind of hot so good for her. After that she pours candy sprinkles on them. The same guy whose been in all the scenes so far comes into the frame and sucks on her for a bit, then she drops down and sucks his cock. From there she titty fucks him, pausing often to suck his cock and balls. Then all of a sudden the honey and sprinkles are gone. She must have had a shower at some point but we don't see that. At any rate, he titty fucks her, and she sucks him some more before getting on her back for more of the same. He teabags her then fucks her tits from a different angle so that she can lick his ass while he humps her bumps. Eventually he moves back to the typical titty fuck her on her back position and blows his load on her boobs and ends the most creative scene on the disc in style.
Scene 8 – Nicara: This pretty and sultry looking black girl shows off her 34D's for us. She sucks her nipples and then pours some lube on them. Buddy walks in and she drops to her knees and rubs her tits on his dong and she periodically takes him into her mouth for a second or two. He lies down and she puts the tip in her mouth while she titty fucks him, which looks like it would be a lot of fun to be on the receiving end of. He gets on her back and he fucks her tits again, and she briefly rubs her pussy (it's the only pussy you'll see in the entire feature). She sucks his cock for a minute and then he works it between her tits until he comes across her ample cleavage and ends another fairly hot scene.
Overall this is a nice selection of girls, all of whom are quite attractive and thankfully only a couple of them have obviously fake boobs. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves and the sex is hot. A few interesting camera angels and twists on the typical 'put it between'em and rub' formula make this hotter than it probably should have been and those of you out there who enjoy titty fuck footage should certainly get a rise out of this release.
The DVD
Video:
The fullframe presentation is solid from start to finish. There are some mild compression artifacts around if you want to look for them but that's really the only noticeable flaw and it's not particularly distracting. Color reproduction looks good and skin tones look lifelike and natural. Not a reference quality transfer but certainly a very nice one that does justice to the material in question.
Sound:
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo audio track is fine. The music is a little loud on the menu screen but only just slightly. Aside from that, the levels are well balanced, there are no problems with hiss or distortion and you can hear all the performers easily enough.
Extras:
The best of the extra features on this disc is a bonus scene from Fuck My Tits 1 in which the lovely and talented Sarah Stone gets down and dirty with some lucky dude. She talks dirty to the camera for a bit and then and then she plays with her fantastic rack. A man comes into the frame and plops his meat between her tits and goes to work and Sarah periodically breaks to suck him off. She lies down and he titty fucks her some more, until he blows his load all over her chest. Sarah's a very nice looking girl who seems to enjoy using her tits to get her partner off. Those who own the first volume won't get anything new out of this, but those who don't mind find their interest piqued enough that they want to check it out.
Evil Angel has also supplied a Behind The Scenes documentary that runs for just under twenty-three minutes. Each of the girls is interviewed here, albeit it very briefly, and there's some footage of them doing their make up and preparing for there scenes alongside some hardcore/titty fuck action as well.
Rounding out the extra features is a cum shot recap option, a still gallery of photos featuring the girls in action, a web-link, some phone sex ads, and trailers for six other Evil Angel DVD releases. Animated menus and chapter stops are also included.
Final Thoughts:
Elegant Angel has supplied some quality content in an attractive package with a couple of worthy extras to boot. Fuck My Tits 2 isn't going to appeal to the masses but if you're a sucker for watching guys fuck girls' breasts, as some of us are, then you can consider this one recommended.