Big Ass Adventure 3

A Bang Bros. Production

Directed by R. Rosenberg

Starring: Dara, Pawla, Petra, Sona & Carmelita.

Length:  2 hours, 18 minutes.

Condoms: None!

Brief
Synopsis

As the
title suggests, the female posterior is the main meal here, with ample amounts
of tease, and, as one could expect from Bang Bros., a nearly identical cycle of
positions from scene to scene.  Beginning
with a brief introduction (“do you like sex?”), followed by each respective
girl pawing and caressing their clothed and unclothed bodies (8-10 minutes per
scene), onto a bit of masturbation with a toy, thereby edging our cameraman
into brief POV-style doggy and missionary fucking (both pussy and ass play),
into a roundabout of cowgirl (and its reverse), missionary and doggy (each girl
tasting the results in between), and a final pop aimed at each girl’s mouth.  As for those girls, all of whom appear to be
of eastern European descent, let’s see how they did...

Scene One: Dara

On the outskirts
of a train station, Dara’s fitted out in a light pink one-piece, her face
lighting up at the prospect of anal sex. Her neck-length blonde hair has a worn-out curl, and her eyes nearly disappear
as she smiles.  With her lightly toasted
white hands she pulls up her cutoffs, revealing a delicate peach fuzz covering
her ass.  Following an extended tease,
she pulls out a corn-colored French tickler, massaging herself for the
camera.  The cameraman takes the
opportunity to work her over, swapping from hole to hole, Dara gleefully
tasting the results from one position to the next.  Plying her ass open with his unit, our man
works her pussy with the dildo, constantly refreshing Dara’s palate with fresh
juices, from cowgirl to doggy, into spoon and onto missionary.  He jerks off onto her tongue, and Dara smiles
as she pushes every last drop into her mouth. Dara’s take-charge attitude works well through the scene, and her
enjoyment resonates long after.  Well
done! 

Scene Two: Pawla

Inspecting a nearby vintage compact
car, our cameraman meets Pawla, a tall, well-built girl who’s
crimson-via-bottle hair is boyishly cropped. Her dark, smoky eyes only hint at the glissando of her proportions,
which ooze slightly, as if someone was constantly standing over her head with a
bowl of light maple syrup.  She lays out
a dose of these during her tease, disrobing and curling into a couch with a
blue vibrator, which she works into her ass and pussy.  Our cameraman manifests the frenzy contained
in her simple tease, plugging her POV-style, Pawla gripping and sucking
following each bout of thrusts.  She’s
not skittish, tossing her man’s salad with the tip of her tongue post-cowgirl
dismount, then leaping back onto the sofa for more.  The fucking and sucking and plunging continue
(more toy play being an integral part), and Pawla takes a load straight into her
open mouth.  Another great scene!

Scene Three: Petra

Jumping right to the tease, Petra, a roughly tanned
girl with long black hair, shows off her massive thighs.  Legs in the air, her ass bears a long tanning
bed mark, and her features nearly swallow the frame of the camera, pushing
themselves into its edges.  With the
aforementioned corn tickler, she works herself over, giving way to the
onslaught of prodding and humping to come. Though her slightly oversized features are a plus to this reviewer, Petra’s enthusiasm for
the scene don’t really materialize, and even as our cameraman gives her the
full, unexpurgated tour, her performance didn’t quite engage past second
gear.  Still, she took her servicing with
her head up, and that’s years more than others.

Scene Four: Sona

Sona has all the features of a
surfer girl: ginger freckles dotting a small, plucky face, with wisps of blonde
hair, streaked black, swaying across her face, and a sturdy, slender constitution.  It’s a wonder to see her in action,
especially in POV, as our cameraman inspects her ass and snatch for depth.  She takes her reverse cowgirl anal gape with
glee, moaning and grinding away onto the dick below, tasting it, and doing it
all over again.  Despite all the
switching and inherent gooeyness of the scene, neither girl nor boy get too
messy, even as Sona takes a load around the edges of her mouth.  She’s a solid performer, and her skill isn’t
hampered by over-theatrics.  Another
winner!

Scene Five: Carmelita

Walking along a stretch of avenue,
we meet Carmelita, wearing a pink and teal ensemble, a mop of blonde atop her
head.  With her elongated crest of a
nose, she resembles a less American-made Barbie Cummings; thankfully, Carmelita
is an all-natural wonder.  Her skin
radiates a light pinkness all around, which certainly adds to her appeal, in
this reviewer’s eyes, especially during her eventual ass gapes galore.  After a tease by her lonesome, and then with
a large, neon pink vibrator, the cameraman lunges his cock into her, and the
oversized device is placed in good use throughout.  Carmelita, like all the girls, shines most in
reverse cowgirl, her every feature heightened by the ass fucking/tasting/gaping,
and she takes it all with gusto.  A salad
toss, some doggy, a little spoon, along with more tasting of her own pussy and
ass juices, Carmelita brings it all to a close with a tiny bit of reticence,
and finally into an embrace of her partner’s shot of love.  I certainly couldn’t have said it better
myself.

Bonus Features 

Exactly three trailers and one
deleted scene, called “the Trip”, starring Carmelita.  Lasting only eight (!) seconds, the bit of
footage shows Carmelita stumbling for a second, regaining her footing to mount
her partner.  For a laugh, I suppose it’s
mildly humorous, but why even include a few seconds of barely-an-outtake at
all?  An amazing disappointment.

Audio/Video Quality

As each scene was shot in the same
room (for the most part) and featured a procession of similar angles, the video
certainly was close to expert, focusing on just the right amount of each
specific action.  Every shade of tan
represented was clean and clear, not too bright, and thoroughly enjoyable to
watch.  No audio complaints to speak of,
though the authoring from menu to menu was a bit dodgy (a near-ruined map of
confusion at times).  Unfortunately, the
scenes are split into three sections (Start, Suck, Fuck), none of which are
direct jumps to final cumshots!  Seems
almost absurd for any porn, especially one with such a nice array of girls and
performances, to be stuck with this kind of user restraint, but overall it
seems like more of an irritation that can be remedied with a new fast-forward
button (I’ll be expecting mine in the mail, soon).  Still quite annoying, though.

Overall Thoughts

For the ass lover in all of us (or even
if you aren’t), this disc offers exactly what it promises.  Though an ass adventure is one which may seem
more harried and spontaneous, the folks at Bang Bros continue their constant
stream of delectable girls ripe for the trip, ready and willing for anything.  Even if the disc’s layout hampers the viewing
at times, it’s still a quibble minor enough to overlook, given the quality of
performances, overall, and the effort of each beautiful girl on the disc.  I had a lot of fun!