Category: MILF/Gonzo/Big Boobs

Studio:

Cast: Romi Rain/Britney Amber/Eva Long/Mercedes Carrera/Ava Addams/James Deen/Toni Ribas/Mark Ashley/John Strong/Jessy Jones

Director: Pat Myne

Camera By: Sid Knox

Extras: Photo Gallery/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 6/10/2015

Runtime: 135 Mins

Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Pat Myne's 'Busty Housewives 5'!

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Scene 1:

Romi Rain/James Deen

The premiere scene in Pat Myne's continuation on Elegant Angel's Busty Housewives series kicks off with James Deen playing the role of "piano repairman" (if there is such a thing), with the intro segment beginning as housewife Romi Rain answers his knock at the door. After a slew of one-liners and failed attempts to comedically satirize old school porn setups, both actors break the fourth wall, giving one last chees-arific line into the camera before the action sets in. Things start out nicely, with Deen over-doing it in typical fashion but Romi following his lead pretty well, as action paces itself quickly with little-to-no slowdown points throughout the entire thing. The sex runs through a solid sequence of positioning, and both stars give people everywhere more than enough reason to watch because of their engaging looks, but this all seemed SO over-performed. The best parts of the scene for me were where it actually slowed down, and they got to catch their breath. And don't get me wrong; it's not that I don't fully enjoy watching hardcore sex between two performers who are fully into each other, it's just that I didn't buy it in this scene. It seemed forced, like they both wanted to make this scene something more than it was instead of just letting it happen. That's only my take on it though. Things eventually finish off with James busting his nuts over Romi's face and breasts, before she snacks on the goods and the screen fades. I won't lie here, I love Romi, and there were parts of this that definitely put a smile on my face, but the scene wasn't great. Pat Myne boosted the viewing with some greatly attentive camerawork as well, but regardless, the scene didn't translate well to me at all.

*Scene 2: 

Eva Long/Toni Ribas

Anal

Eva Long is next up, starting the scene with a workout tease that runs a little long in comparison to the amount of contrast it has, but the outstanding views of Eva's insanely amazing body tend to make it much easier to sit through even so. Toni Ribas soon steps in to initiate the action, as foul-mouthed Eva welcomes him with a blowie to kicks things off, before Toni takes a penis plunge into her pussy in a doggie style positioning. There's a nice intensity early on that carries itself well throughout the course of the scene, as anal sex comes into play at around the midway point. The pace tends to slow at times, bouncing from vag to anal sporadically while maintaining a pretty organic intensity that makes for a nice watch overall. Things ultimately cap off with Toni blasting his balls out of a missionary style fuck, landing atop Eva's washboard abs as her tits lie perfectly above them. The scene ends with a quick stint of unneeded dialogue that helps it lie uniform to the "housewife" genre, fading out shortly after. I liked this scene for a few reasons; Firstly, Eva's body is ridiculous, actually perfect in my opinion. But above that, the sex was well performed and once again the attentive direction made me want to keep watching.

*Scene 3:

Mercedes Carrera/Mark Ashley

Mercedes Carrera encapsulates our view for the third scene in the film, looking lush in her pink bikini as it again sets up in satirical fashion, with Mercedes playing the role of horny wife and Mark Ashley, the poolboy of course. After a solid intro, Mark Ashley steps into view, putting his seasoned acting skills to work before diving face first into Mercedes' pussy to get things moving. Mercedes thanks him with a knob-slobbing blow-j to follow, evolving into a missionary themed pussy fucking to begin the sex. Things start off decently and maintain a steady pace upon the progression, ending as Mercedes falls to her knees and slurps up a load of face sauce. Overall, I thought this one was a little forgettable though, it seemed a little off and translated a little weirdly to me in terms of chemistry and whatnot.

*Scene 4: 

Britney Amber/John Strong

Anal

Britney Amber comes next, looking absolutely gorgeous right off the rip, as her careless husband (voiced by our director himself) tells her that he's going have to leave her alone for the day. Britney soon draws up a plan for an alternative way to get fucked, dialing a plumber after stuffing her panties down the drain of her kitchen sink...clever! John Strong plays the part of our plumber, solving her sink problem in mere seconds before she tells him why she really called him. The action sets in with some slopped up bj fun, moving forward with a missionary pussy reaming to begin the sex. Intensity is great from the word go, with some choice views of Britney's bod as strong does his thing as most position switches are bridged with some cock-chugging blowjobs from the red-headed beauty. The buttfucking sets in at the midway point, continuing a believably intense encounter as she yelps to the heavens before Strong slathers her face with dick sauce and she smiles adoringly up at him in the closing moments. Good stuff. This is probably my favorite of the bunch so far; not only is Britney absolutely beautiful but she's also proven herself worthy of being able to hang with some of the best girls in porn lately. Great stuff.

*Scene 5:

Ava Addams/Jessy Jones

The final scene in Pat Myne's Busty Housewives 5 begins as porn goddess Ava Addams enters our view, starting us off with a sensational bathtub tease as she soaps up her impeccable tits in a more standardized gonzo setup that serves as my personal favorite intro of the film. Ava looks incredible from the start, soon approaching Jessy Jones, who patiently sits on a couch as she crawls over to him. Action sets in with Ava slopping up Jessy's jizz nozzle carefully, adding in some tit fucks for good merit before sex sets in with some missionary style fucking. The scene progresses well throughout it's runtime, giving us some great looks at Ava as Jessy rails her hole and her tits bounce in unison, before capping off with Jessy churning out a load over Ava's tits as she slurps up the excess. Another winner here in my opinion, Ava is always a fun watch and this scene was no exception; it had everything we all love about the Ava wrapped into it and the sex was hot! Coool!

*Summary:

Pat Myne's Busty Housewives 5 from Elegant Angel has some solid action wrapped into it's 135 minute runtime, with a few scenes being more memorable than others but an attentively filmed series of strokeworthy segments nonetheless. Romi Rain and James Deen started it off with one of the few scenes that I wasn't really fond of involving them, but it seemed to gradually get better and Ava ended it with a great scene that certainly deserves recognition as one of the best in the film. Tech specs were great, noting the attentive camerawork and careful direction giving each and every scene an added quality that made even the more insignificant parts worth sitting through. Extras include a few trailers, a photo gallery featuring all of the girls from the film, and web access for those interested. I'd certainly recommend this one to gonzo fans across the board; Pat is making a strong case for being one of today's best gonzo director's, his scenes are always carefully constructed and I rarely feel like they lag in any way. Busty Housewives 5 is no exception to that. So, if you see something you like give it a look, I think you'll be happy you did. Recommended.