First up is Lucie, a thick lady with a mammoth pair of udders that threaten to knock her out when they get going. Sexy? They might have been on another girl, but Lucie
reminds me more of Molly Shannon's 50-year-old woman character than a piece of ass. Actually, if Lynda Carter let herself go, she could become Lucie. (Let's hope she doesn't.)
It's the usual routine for Rosenberg and his hole of the moment, as he uses cock and faux-cock to penetrate Lucie repeatedly, in every entry, giving her a thorough pounding.
The best part about this is the way her fat milksacks flop around, especially when riding on top. Not hot? When her minor belly does the flopping. Boy that's a dark pussy.
It's kind of like rings in a tree: a dead giveaway.

[Lucie, Robert Rosenberg | Toy Play, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal |
Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No |
]

Finally, we get to see the kitchen, where a cutie by the name of Kristi gives a show of her perky, round chesticles, displaying their sensual softness and bounce. They aren't
this brunette's best feature though, as he eyes are beautiful, as she blows Rosenberg and snuggles his meat between her tits. She could have done a better job at shaving her
snatch, avoiding the stubble and razor bumps, which are easy to see as she gets fucks on top of the stove, but she's adorable enough to ignore it. I've learned I should also
ignore Rosenberg, who looks like a mental patient when he's fucking, especially with that goofy Mike Tyson tattoo on his face. Incredibly, this one is even less varied than
usual, thanks to the lack of a couch, but bonus points for the scene-appropriate vibrator shaped like corn on the cob.

[Kristi, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal |
Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No |
]

Carlosinda is the hands-down winner of the Busty Adventures strangest name competition, but that's not all she has going for her. With a haircut that evokes
Betty Page and a hypnotic pair of eyes that just entrap you, it's easy to miss the fact that her fat funbags are a bit too wrinkly. I know I wouldn't care if I was fucking
her and staring into those eyes. Less animated than the previous women, Carlosinda is more clean-cut and traditionally beautiful, while her massive areolas make a fine cumshot
target. The breasts are less attractive as they swing during Rosenberg's aggressive doggy style, and the sound of the leather "farting" as they screw doesn't help either.
This was the only scene that made me want to stroke though.

[Carlosinda, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, ATM, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal |
Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: No |
]

A blond dollface with pert round breasts and oddly inverted nipples, Petra almost makes me feel dirty to watch her. But then she reveals her shaved crotch and
thick outer lips, and I feel a bit better. Unfortunately, her robotic fucking and glad-to-be-here personality don't add up to much heat. I swear, I've seen the looks
on her face when watching the special kids ride the escalator. There's nothing all that hot about this scene, and even Rosenberg seems to sense it, as he practically
takes it easy on her. Senior citizens have more exciting sex than these two.

[Petra, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal |
Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon | ]

Things wrap up with a three-way, as Rosenberg feeds his Europeen to a pair of mediocre sluts. The long-haired one, Veronika, has the kind of face you only find on
someone who's escaped the old country and is now studying to be a cosmotologist, while her pal Anna could pass for either the chubby Dixie Chick or your high-school's lesbian
gym teacher. Watching her thinking she's a Dixie Chick is kinda hot, but then Veronika butts in, bringing only some nice juicy nips to the party. Anna's puffy nips and
fleshy funbags are more fun to watch though. What should be a whole new world for this series manages to somehow feel like the same old, as Rosenberg stacks the ladies
and proceed to repeat the same activities he did the rest of the time. The worst part of the whole thing is Dixie Gym Teacher's leg tattoo, which looks like a hairy-ass leg. Awful.

[Veronika, Anna, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M, F), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal |
Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Three-Way | ]