Genre:
Straight / Compilation

Cast:
Hyapatia Lee, Rachel Ashley, Mai Lin, Colleen Brennan, Careena Collins, Rosemarie Dunn

Feature Length:
74 mins.

Date of Production:
Various (before 1995)

Review:
Back when I was a teenager (before DVD and the internet), I had 2 six hour VHS tapes of porn that I'd managed to compile late at night when visiting an uncle who had one of those giant satellite dishes that got XXX channels. For a couple of years, this was basically all I had, save for Cinemax free weekends. As a typical horny teenager, you tend to get quite familiar with the porn that you do have.

So I was somewhat surprised when I popped in Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (VCA), not to be confused with Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (Vivid) or Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (Buena Vista). Hyapatia is one of my all time favorite fuck stars, wholly because of those 12 hours of VHS porn I had when I was 16. She appeared in several scenes that I'd watched over and over and over...

My surprise came when I caught myself reciting the dialogue WORD FOR WORD (including appropriate voice inflections) to porn scenes that I'm sure I haven't seen a second of in over 10 years.

My only problem is that I don't know the names of any of the movies that the scenes in this compilation come from. My recordings were usually haphazard, getting what I could whenever I could. There wasn't much room for nice editing when you were always listening out for footsteps.

Anyway, this VCA compilation of the hottest Native American porn star ever features seven scenes. The first is a lesbian tryst with Mai Lin, who is dressed as a geisha. There's not one word of dialogue to establish the scene, as Mai Lin strips Hyapatia down, gives her a full body massage, and then they rub each other's pussies. Hyapatia then goes down on Mai Lin, she returns the favor, then they make out to end the scene.

Scene two comes from one of the films I've seen hundreds of times, yet only had the tail end of on my tapes. Hyapatia plays a very hands-on sex therapist who masturbates with her client Jerry Butler while talking dirty to him. He then cums all over her. Lots of visible boom mic action in this scene. Good stuff though, even though it's short.

Scene three is a threesome with Hyapatia, her mountain man husband (pictured; it's her real life husband at the time, Bud Lee) and Rachel Ashley, a woman they've rescued (or found or something). Doesn't it make you sad that in the mid-80s, ANYONE could do porn? I mean, seriously, look at this guy! He looks like an electrical engineer. And he got to bone Hyapatia on a regular basis! Anyway, he and Hyapatia start making out while their houseguest sleeps on the floor. The noise awakens her, and she immediately strips down and joins in. The girls play with each other for awhile then both go down on beard boy. They then move into THE GREATEST POSITION IN M-F-F PORN (tm) where Rachel rides his cock, Hyapatia rides his face, and the two girls face each other so they can make out. Rachel then dismounts and he cums all over Hyapatia's face.

There is absolutely no doubt that the fourth scene is from the 1980s. Just check out Colleen Brennan's outfit (pictured)! She's watching Hyapatia undress then joins her in bed for some hot lesbo love. She teases Hyapatia with a vibrator then eats her out. They make out, then Hyapatia goes down on her.
Colleen rides Hyapatia's face until she cums, then they kiss some more to end things. Some odd moments of plot are left in at the end.

The fifth scene comes from the same film as scene two. Sex therapist Hyapatia is helping a woman achieve orgasm, and Joey Silvera helps. The woman masturbates while Silvera coaches and Hyapatia supervises. Joey goes down on her and Hyapatia strips. Hyapatia then eats her out and the brunette sucks Joey's cock. "I need to see a sex therapist!" I'd always tell myself when I was younger.
The ladies now take turns sucking Joey's cock, then Joey pounds the one woman from behind while Hyapatia watches. He pulls out, and Hyapatia jerks him off to an orgasm all over her tits.

Scene six sees Hyapatia slowly stripping for Randy West, who awaits her in bed. They make out, and then that ends the scene? Wha? We've cut to two other people making out somewhere. Ah, ok... now they've cut back to Hyapatia and Randy. That was odd. Randy goes down on her, and then we cut back to the other couple. Back in Hyapatia's world, she's riding Randy's cock with passion. She jumps off and he spurts his juice all over her face. Then the other couple also gets to finish up... what was the deal with them?

Our final clip has Hyapatia and her hairy husband again buying a bed from Joey Silvera, which for reasons that only make sense in porno leads to a three way fuck fest in the showroom. The clip is edited all to hell, but the bulk of it features Silvera pounding Hyapatia in the missionary position while the other dude gets blown. They both cum on her.

Audio/Video:
Be aware that this is NOT a feature made specifically for DVD. This is a VHS production from 1988 now being released on the digital format, complete with numerous glaring flaws in the original tape source. The video is just plain bad folks. Nowadays we don't have the "luxury" of just settling for whatever we get like when I was a teen.

Extras:
Trailers for New Wave Hookers 5, Shock and The Devil in Miss Jones 6. There's a still gallery that features some recent photos of Hyapatia that show she's sadly had a boob job. And there's phone sex ads and a weblink to VCA Pictures.

Concluding Words:
I'm torn on this one. The video quality is absolute garbage, it's rather short, and the scenes don't represent Hyapatia at her best. But, Hyapatia Lee on a bad day still puts tons of other port starlets to shame. I'm going to go with a Rent It for this one, and that's coming from one of the star's biggest fans.