The Feature:
I can't believe I was lucky to be the one to review the latest offering from Jill Kelly productions. This feature is entitled "100% Blowjobs 8." Now, I bet you all are wondering if this DVD truly lives up to its name… Well, I'm here to answer that important question for all of you. So without any further delay, here's the Kleenex Scale.

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 95 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Rebecca Lord, Dee, and Michael J. Cox
Hey! There's dialogue not pertaining to sex here! Dee masturbates, and Cox notices. Holy crap, this is so over-the-top cheesy that it's almost brilliant. Dee blows him, then Rebecca joins in. And he gives them both a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #2 – Olivia Del Rio and Mickey G
They make out on a bed, and they go into 69, which they hold until for the rest of the scene. Finally, she gets a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #3 – Sinderella and Steve Hatcher
Hey, it's another 69! At this point, I'm already bored with the "all blowjob" concept and want to see something different. And hey, she gives him a hand job until he cums. So far, I'd call this 97% Blowjobs.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #4 – Caroline Cage, Bakey Jacik, and Tim White
Yes, the bad dialogue is back. All three are packaging some pornos on VHS (I know, I'm just as dumbfounded as you). She decides to blow both of them (and actually rubs both tips against each other, which makes me feel uncomfortable). She gets a facial from both.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #5 – Tara Foster and Vince Vouyer
Tara decides that a swimming pool would be the best place to masturbate, and that is, her husband comes out and she starts blowing him. It goes on for a few, and then she gets a facial. The Kleenex rating will continue to go down because I'm sick of the blowjob concept already.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #6 – Dru Berrymore and John Decker
A phone call prompts Dru to masturbate with a vibrator, thus bumping this DVD down to 94% Blowjobs. John comes in and gets, but what else… a blowjob! He gives her a facial, and I'm bored.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #7 – Sheila, Vince Vouyer, and Frank Towers
The boys undress Sheila on a basketball court. I don't know why they'd do that, because all they're going to get is head. And what do you know, that's exactly what happens. She gets a facial and almost drowns in semen.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #8 – Rebecca Lord, Lea Martini, and Bruno Sx
I swear to you, these are some of the most awful "stage" names I have ever heard in my life. The girls take turns blowing Bruno… and guess what, they make him cum. Bet you didn't see that one coming… oh, forget it.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #9 – Coralie and Ian Daniels
They start off by playing pool, but Ian is more interested in getting a blowjob. What a shock. And here's another shock… he cums!
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Scene #10 – Kim Kummings, Dave Hardman, and Rick Masters
Jeez, the awful names keep piling up. Kim blows one guy, and gets oral from the other. Because she is giving a blowjob while receiving oral, I will not bump the percentage rating any lower. They give her a facial. Thank god this torture is over!!!
Kleenex Rating: 1.5

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation looks really good. Many scenes are especially grainy, and were not shot on higher end video equipment. Still, it looks better than some of Vivid's older releases if that means anything to you.

Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. But honestly, are you really buying this DVD for the audio? No… you're buying it for the blowjobs!

Menus:
Interactive menu allows you the choices of: "Play", "Chapter Select"ion, "Photo Gallery", and "Extras."

Extras:
Good lord, there's a photo gallery for every movie in the "100% Blowjobs" series… all eight of them

Final Thoughts:
Don't buy or even rent this, unless you simply love watching blowjobs and nothing else. This title gets boring after about 2 scenes. Couple that with a $29.99 MSRP, and you should really avoid this sucker (pun intended) all together. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. "Skip It."