First, every scene features Lee Stone. Lee is my favorite porn stud and the guy whose DNA I'd most like to steal. Lee's not only gifted with a dick that 99.9% of all men would love to have, but he's also SO strong that he can pick up virtually every girl he does, toss her to the next position, or fuck her intensely while standing. In fact, he can turn a girl upside down so they can do 69 while standing (Cytherea in Scene One and Roxy Jezel in Scene Five). He can also lift a woman above his head so her can eat her pussy (Aria, in Scene Three)! In Scene Five, Lee and Roxy Jezel get so overheated that he lifts her up and carries her outside the house so they can fuck by the pool where it's cool. While they walk--and descend a flight of stars--Lee keeps his cock inside Roxy so she can bounce up and down on it as they walk. Damn, to have such strength is enviable! On top of all his physical attributes, Lee is one hell of a nice guy. In fact, he's such a nice guy that he makes it his business to make sure his girls cum: most porn studs don't give a damn. In this movie, he's successful with everybody except Stephanie Tripp whose orgasm lever never seems to "trip!"

Reason Two

Reason Three

Third, there is lots of squirting. Squirt Queen Cytherea drenches everybody in sight in Scene One (she squirts five times!) while Aria does a outstanding job of ejaculating three times in Scene Three. Cytherea also douses everything in sight in her solo scene in the Extras.

Reason Four

Fourth, here's some hot girl/girl action between Venus and Cytherea in Scene One. However, the veggie action eventually graduates to carnivorous when Lee joins the girls to complete a threesome. The three performers work well with each other: each one always keeps busy pleasuring somebody else. Whereas threesomes often degenerate into two couples--one girl watches while the guy fucks the other girl--Venus and Cytherea are always occupied getting or giving pleasure. Excellent!

Reason Six

Sixth, there are oodles of female orgasms. In particular, I loved watching Cytherea cum over and over again. In fact, she came so hard and so often that she had to ask Lee to give her a break, "I can't handle it any more!" She's so lusty and so real when she experiences orgasm upon orgasm: not only does she squirt, but also her entire body also quivers and quakes! If you haven't seen Cytherea cum, you haven't lived yet. Other noteworthy orgasms include: Venus (in Scene One, Lee made her squirt for the first time--much to Cytherea's delight); Brittney's choke- and slap-intensified explosion in Scene Two; Aria's body-shuddering climax while Lee eats her pussy and her squirting orgasms in Scene Three; and Roxy's screaming orgasm in Scene Five as Lee tosses her body up and down on his cock while they fuck standing up. Bottom line, since the words "I'm cumming" are the most important thing to me when I fuck--or when I watch somebody else fuck--Lee and his girls really pleased me.

Reason Seven

Seventh, the girls outdo each other accommodating Lee's super-sized dick. They gag on it, swallow it deep-throat style, and take it balls-deep up their pussies. Venus and Roxy Jezel also take it completely up their asses! And, nasty Venus does ass-to-mouth (ATM), too!

Reason Eight

Reason Nine

Ninth, the sex is hot and sweaty. You know performers are truly lusty and passionate when they work up a whole-body sweat!

Reason Ten

Tenth, the girls are absolutely glorious. Not only are they among the hottest performers in porn, but also each girl is cute or striking in her own way.

Reason Eleven

Last, there are a variety of pop-shots. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of facial cumshots on tightly closed mouths. Happily, Lee provides an assortment. In Scene One, he pops on Venus' belly and then Cytherea laps up his semen so she can cum-swap with Venus (Venus swallows every drop!). Brittney Skye takes Lee's load on her face and then vacuums his rod dry in Scene Two. Of course, my favorite cumshot is in Scene Three when Lee pops inside of Aria's pussy while she screams out "GIVE IT TO ME!" Afterward, in true cream-pie fashion, Aria uses her fingers to scoop out a combination of her clear ejaculate and his creamy semen. Lee then facializes Stephanie Tripp in Scene Four and plants his seed in Roxy Jezel's stomach after she swallows his load.

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): The only thing that really disappoints me about Getting Stoned is the video. Throughout the movie, the colors are too intense (too saturated) so that people look orange instead of tan. In addition, the lighting is too contrasty (either too bright or too dark) so that lots of the action is hidden in dark shadows. The image, however, is crisp and clean with no sign of digital compression artifacts. However, I did notice some grainy-looking noise in the shadows due to poor lighting. The editing is good: there are few gratuitous cuts that give one the feeling that something was missed. Three stars.

Audio (technical): Overall, the audio is decent. The dialog is audible and generally of sufficient volume. In addition, the moans and groans are clear as a bell and not overshadowed by music. Four stars.

Extras: Realistically, I think that the extras are among the most worthwhile I've seen on an adult DVD. Lee Stone included about 40 minutes worth of solo masturbation action during which each girl shows off her "nastier side." (I wish they could be accessed by girl: all six masturbation sequences are in linear array, so you have to either watch them all or fast-forward to the girl you want to see.) The total volume of ejaculate that Cytherea sprays all over the camera during her solo action is reason enough to buy this disk. (They must have protected the camera with a sheet of clear glass. Otherwise, the camera would have been destroyed!) In addition, there's a complete bonus girl/girl scene featuring Venus and Cytherea, an informative nine-minute Behind-the-Scenes featurette, seven minutes of Bloopers, a self-running slide show, Trailers, and website access.

Aesthetics: As previously mentioned, the scene setups were shot in a variety of Southern California locations--mostly outdoors. The sex scenes themselves were shot in a stunning hillside home. Full advantage was made of the estate-like structure: scenes were shot indoors as well as outside, during the day and at night. The girls are all superbly made up and their costumes are hot and provocative. No musical soundtrack accompanies the sex, so there are no musical aesthetics to evaluate. Four stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 5.00
Average video rating: 4.00
Average audio rating: 3.00
Average production values rating: 4.00
Extras rating: 5.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.40

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)