Ultimate Jenna Jameson
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Release date:
December 10, 2002 -
Runtime:
1h 53m -
Cast:
Janine|Chasey Lain|Dyanna Lauren|Jenna Jameson|Taylor Hayes|Briana Banks|Dasha|Dayton Rains|Raylene|Lola (I)
The Feature:
Ah, the lovely Jenna Jameson. I don't think I really need to go into a bio on her, but for the two of you out there who are unfamiliar with her, here is the following: She is the cream of the crop. Arguably, the most well known adult film star in the world today, Jenna mixes raw sexuality and looks, to make her someone you can't take your eyes off of.
Time, once again, for my patented "Kleenex Scale" (scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one). The main feature consists of 9 chapters with a total running time of over an hour and a half. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Jenna and a blonde girl.
Set in an empty bar, Jenna aggressively gives the girl oral sex. The girl reciprocates by giving Jenna a rim job, and then fingering her. Both of them look awesome, and even though I'm not much a fan of assplay, this scene works.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #2 – Jenna and a hairy man
Bathtub setting. Jenna gives him slow, erotic head. He gives her oral sex, and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. They movie into doggy, with her leaning over the side of the tub, and finally finishes in missionary. Jenna is really good here, screaming and moaning.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #3 – Jenna and a brunette girl
Foreplay on the couch with the brunette dragging her tongue all over Jennas body, then going into oral (she even uses ice cubes while giving oral). Jenna goes down on her, and they eventually start dry humping. The ice cubes was a great start, but the dry humping didn't add to it. The brunette is the MVP of this scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #4 – Jenna masturbates
Standard stuff here. She uses her fingers and a dildo. I'm not a fan of these solo scenes.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5
Scene #5 – Jenna, a blonde, and a black haired girl
All three dressed up as medieval wenches. Jenna masturbates as the girls go at it, and eventually joins in. Kind of long, and kind of pointless actually.
Kleenex Rating: 1.5
Scene #6 – Jenna and a brunette girl
The girl goes down on Jenna, as a guy watches in the background. Jenna goes down on the girl. They end up in the "69" position. Pretty good scene as both girls seem into it.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #7 – Jenna, a brunette, and a longhaired guy
The girls start to go at it, and the guy eventually walks in on them, and joins in. They simultaneously blow the guy. The guy does Jenna missionary, and does the girl doggy while she straddles Jenna. Guy does Jenna doggy, and gives them both a facial. A long, good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 4
Scene #8 – Jenna masturbates
This is a different scene, but just consists of Jenna fingering herself. Yawn.
Kleenex Rating: 1
Scene #9 – Jenna, three girls, and guys dancing
Setting in a dance club, the girls go at it with each other; mostly consisting of oral and rimjobs. Jenna is the star of this scene, as eventually, all the girls line up, and spread their legs for Jenna's tongue. Hot scene, despite the guys dancing in the background. Also, this one goes on for 23+ minutes.
Kleenex Rating: 4
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. I must mention that scene 5 looks extremely grainy.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. The techno music in scene 9 sound pretty good. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Everything is laid out just fine.
Extras:
"Girls Only" features two blondes going at it in a park at night. Good scene filled with oral sex, and a clear dildo (which eventually gets inserted into an ass). The next scene involves two girls on a bed. Lots of oral and assplay with a vibrator. "Facials" features a guy and a girl. She blows him, rides him, and closes her eyes expecting the guy to shoot a load in her face. The guy leaves the scene, only to come back with another guy and a camera. The other guy shoots a load on her face to her shock (?!?). The next scene involves sex in the kitchen. The girl blows the guy, and then has sex with him while laying on Froot Loops cereal. She rides him, takes anal from him, and gets a face full of semen. Whatta gal. A 'Multi-Angle Mania' feature where we can see a blowjob from four different angles. The girl is very eager to get the guy off, and even uses her big tits to help him cum. There are additional features including previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more. But overall, this DVD is very light on the extras.
Final Thoughts:
I have to admit that I'm on the fence about this DVD. I'm a little disappointed in the main feature, as I really got the feeling that Jenna REALLY prefers women over men. Also, Jenna masturbating was kind of pointless in my opinion. I'll give this one a "Rent It", although better video quality would have pushed it up to "Recommended."