The Feature:
You know, sometimes I think I have the best job in the world. Now that I have gotten that off my chest, let's get to my review of Vivid's latest offering, "And the Winner is… Taylor Hayes." This is another one of those Vivid compilations (i.e. no plot, just sex). Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 105 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Taylor Hayes w/ Julia Ann and Tony Tedeschi
Blowjob for Tony, a chain of oral for the girls, doggy, missionary, and then the guy cums. I just saw this scene as a "bonus" on the Kira Kener Close Up DVD.

Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #2 – Taylor Hayes w/ Lee Stone
Taylor gets oral while she's behind bars, and then gives Lee a blowjob. Missionary, doggy, and then he cums on her tits. What kind of prison is this?
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #3 – Taylor Hayes w/ Keri Windsor
Taylor gets oral on an executive desk, and then Keri gets some while sitting in a leather chair. They whil out the dildo and strap on, and work each other over. What kind of office is this?.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #4 – Taylor Hayes w/ Joey Ray
She blows him while people watch on. Missionary, doggy, and then he cums on her ass.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #5 – Taylor Hayes w/ Bobby Vitale
Oral to star, followed by a blowjob. Missionary, doggy, and then he cums on her tits. Okay scene.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #6 – Taylor Hayes w/ Cheyene Collins
She strips, plays with herself, and gets oral. He gets a blowjob. Spoon, missionary, and then he cums on her tits while she rubs his spunk all over herself.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #7 – Taylor Hayes w/ Joey Ray
Blowjob, oral, missionary (into doggy with a flip of her leg), and then he cums on her ass.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #8 – Taylor Hayes w/ Kobe Tai
Hey, this one is in widescreen! Kobe goes down on Taylor, they switch places, and Taylor goes down on Kobe. The girls get pretty aggressive, and I'm okay with that.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #9 – Taylor Hayes w/ Raylene, Jenna Jameson, and Briana Banks
I've seen this one on three other Vivid DVDs, but at least there's women here! Set in a dance club, the girls go at it with each other; mostly consisting of oral and rimjobs. Jenna is the star of this scene, as eventually, all the girls line up, and spread their legs for Jenna's tongue. Hot scene, despite the guys dancing in the background.
Kleenex Rating: 4

Scene #10 – Taylor Hayes w/ Mr. Marcus
Hey, I haven't seen an interracial scene in a while. She blows Marcus, and then we get into missionary sex. Reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, spoon, and then he cums on her ass. Good long, scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.

Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?

Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.

Extras:
3 bonus scenes.

Scene #11 –Chennin Blanc w/ Keri Windsor
The girls undress each other and make out. Oral for both, and then they break out the dildos.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #12 – Dillon Day w/ Kobe Tai
Dillon goes down on Kobe, and then she blows him. She rides him cowgirl, and then its missionary before he comes on her breasts.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #13 – Julia Ann w/ Tony Tedeschi
She gets oral, and then its doggy, missionary, and he cums on her chest. Kind of uneventful in a way.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.

Final Thoughts:
There are some very good scenes on this DVD, but on the whole, I'm not that big a fan of Taylor Hayes. She's hot and everything, but she doesn't really do it for me. All that aside, this is a decent DVD. "Rent It"