Jayna Oso, Kayla Paige, Sarah Blake, Kimberly Kane, Porsha Blaze, Gia Paloma, Hollie Stevens
Length:
91 mins.
Date:
March, 2004
Extras:
"On the Set" is a short, 5-min. set of behind-the-scenes style clips of general wackiness, flubbed lines, and erectile dysfunction. One actresses inability to pee on command is probably the highlight of this.
The "Previews" section actually only has one trailer for Mickey D's "Reality Sucks" release.
The scene selection option breaks down all 5 scenes nicely, featuring an animated clip from the movie on the left side of the menu and 9 selectable pictures from the scene on the right side.
Audio/Video:
The audio is much more diagetic than it needs to be, kinda getting lost in a good surround sound setting. It becomes hollow or echo-y sounding but manageable when the audio is turned down sufficiently. The soundtrack on the main menu and scene selection features a thundering bassline, if that's your thing, too.
The picture is the typical crisp style but also fairly uninspired, choosing sufficiency over artistry.
Body of Review:
After an insane diatribe of "girls in the old days" from an extra-ancient host/director Fred "Weasel" Lincoln ("Last House on the Left") sets the tone of the enticement of supposedly young girls, the film races through its amateurish setups and production qualities with gleeful abandon. The constant appearance of Weasel gives him an almost-Svengali atmosphere and certainly ruins any pacing to the film. And what the hell is up with Gia Paloma peeing at the end?
Scene 1:
Kimberly Kane, Porsha Blaze, TJ
Condoms:
None
Blonde Kimberly and black-haired Porsha pull up in the back of TJ's truck, interrupting director Weasel's narrative and proceeding to go at it. The gals are quickly naked and on their knees, sharing TJ's unit and playing nice (they're young but not so young that they don't know how to share, I guess). Kimberly uses her hand on Porsha while she's still orally pleasing TJ, then Porsha returns the favor. TJ then lies down with Kimberly on his face and Porsha still hogging his manstick. The girls kiss some and share his dick orally a bit while still in this same position. After nearly 8 mins. of all this Kimberly finally goes reverse cowgirl on him with Porsha applying some manual overrides. Both girls are very vocal throughout the scene, especially now. Porsha then gets to straddle him, grinding away like it's an Olympic sport while Kimberly and TJ makeout. He finally finishes, pulling out of Porsha and finishing all over Kimberly's eager mouth.
Scene 2:
Jayena Oso and partner
Condoms:
Weasel reappears, getting some...legal documents from Jayena. He leaves and her boss enters, reprimanding her for her lack of secretarial ability. To compensate she begins to undress and offers the film's tagline, "I'm 18, easy, and you've never had your dick sucked so well." She drops to her knees and proceeds to demonstrate. This must be an awesome job or a strange work environment that celebrates diversity in a whole new way. This tiny-breasted gal spends quite awhile fulfilling her promise before her boss goes down on her for a brief bit. Spread-eagled, missionary, and vocal, she continues fulfilling her apparent daily action items, talking dirty and loudly throughout. I guess if such behavior is tolerated in the workspace so is such language. Without any regard for possible co-workers, Jayena is bent over the desk and properly reviewed. She then briefly sits reverse cowgirl for some anal, then back to the missionary-esque position of earlier to receive more anal extra-credit. She goes straight ATM as she hops on her knees again while he finishes all over her face and mouth.
Scene 3:
Hollie Stevens and partner
Condoms:
None
More Weasel, talking about biker chicks this time, comparing the old versus the new style. Thankfully or disturbingly, to prove his point, the two sort of mix in the next scene featuring blonde Hollie (the lone girl that actually looks 18) and a horny, crusty, older biker guy. He's obviously excited by the prospect of having Hollie so they go at it in his garage. He quickly goes down on her, also using his Russian Hands and Roman Fingers to their full potential. She's soon on her knees before him, going at it hard enough to make her cry. After awhile she hops on him in the reverse cowgirl position with way too many closeups. After briefly tasting herself, it's on to doggy style. She hops around and tastes herself again before briefly reverting to doggy so the guy can finish, which he does all over her face and half his garage.
Scene 4:
Kayla Paige, Sarah Blake
Condoms:
None - lesbian scene
This scene starts with Kayla and Sarah cleaning a large bathtub with a spectacular view. Weasel enters with a bucket of dildos and vibrators, as helpful a narrator as he can be. Excited at this break in their tedious work, they start kissing and undressing. One goes down on the other with much appreciation and spitting. Both girls are pretty hot so their interaction and enthusiasm can certainly be appreciated. They eventually switch positions and more lip-smacking, finger-licking goodness returns. One small vibrator is introduced before they pull out the two-ended dildo. It's used on one girl only, though. The other girl is soon bent over, the small vibrator in her hand, a much larger one used anally on her by the other girl. Despite the typical dentist-office-drill sound, it's still rather an effective but short scene as it ends rather abruptly with a dissolve into the next scene of Weasel's face. So long erection...
Scene 5:
Gia Paloma, with Kris Slater and Sascha
Condoms:
None
In a gym featuring an Amercian flag, Weasel give his final introduction in the movie as Gia is getting friendly on the floormat with two fellas. He concedes that all 18 year old girls are not pushovers and "maybe not THAT easy." After this epiphany, everybody's naked and Gia is giving head to one before getting it doggy style from the other guy. From the get-go, she's turning on the afterburners, basically attacking these two with any sensation she can. She tastes herself a bit before taking both guys in her mouth. She's soon in the reverse cowgirl position on what's got to be one of the hairiest guys in modern porn. She's soon back to a sideways-missionary blend, orally pleasing one guy while taking it from the other. Next, comes ana from the reverse cowgirl while she chokes on the other guy's rod, making that strange duck noise typical to something like, "Throat Gaggers." She again tastes herself briefly before now getting it anally whilst doing so. She then goes forcefully ATM but doesn't seem to mind much as she's then bent over in proper doggy-style and given anal while still working on the other guy orally. Both guys finally finish in her face as she again kneels between them. Oddly, the scene finishes by dissolving to a shot of her peeing into a bucket and the title card promising, "More To Cum" before the credits roll.
Concluding Words:
Not failing its title, "18 & Easy," features just that -- a slew of supposedly young girls engaged in the gamut of sexual deviances. But just once I'd like to see someone in this movie prove their age without any doubt, to truly and definitively establish the youthful appeal of their film. Not that 18-year-old girls could be this advanced sexually - far from it - but I would think that, as a director, you'd want to go to great lengths to prove that fact beyond merely making the assumption from the start. But everyone seems eager in this standard fuckfest that is about as inspired as its title.
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