Got a camera? Know some semi-hot gals? Then you too can film a solo masturbation video. Looks like the folks at Damaged Pictures had both ingredients for this usually humdrum genre. Let's see what they've got.
Scene 1:
VIckie Vixen
Dark-haired Vickie Vixen is up first. She's decent looking with a very nice rack but she carries a look of disinterest throughout most of her scene. She's also standing through most of it, which really isn't how most women pleasure themselves in my experience. I'd love to see Vickie in a real sex scene (or better yet in my bed), but this did nothing for me. It looks like it did nothing for her too.
Scene 2:
Brandy Dean
Brandy Dean is next and she has a touch of a Courtney Cox thing going, which is nice. She could courtney my cox anyday. Much of her scene is shot slightly out of focus, which hampers things. She puts some effort into her "performance" but I never really bought that she was having a good time.
Scene 3:
Nikki Tanner
Nikki Tanner is a naked blonde with tiny boobies that I find very compelling. She'll ruin them soon though, no doubt. Anyway, she's naked, so she's obviously got some 'sploring to do. And she does. Unfortunately she also goes into disinterested trance mode, coming out only here and there to make a noise or two. This scene is rather short.
Scene 4:
Deana Wayne
I thought for a moment that this next scene featured Nina Hartley, who I love. But closer inspection (and the title card) revealed that this is Deana Wayne. She's mature like Hartley, unless she's not... really it's kinda hard to tell with this one as to which age bracket she falls into. She's got a bad boob job to boot. Anyway, she's already naked when the scene starts and this leads to some uninterested pussy rubbin'.
Scene 5:
Sassy Mills
We move onto Sassy Mills, who is in need of some serious hair and make up advice. She can keep the name though... sassy. She's more animated than the others have been thus far, but I'm still not buying it.
Scene 6:
Eva Lopez
Eva Lopez is our sixth participant, and aside from a minor dental problem is quite the cutie. I shall be paying a little bit closer attention to this scene. Sadly the closer I watch, all I see is the same awkward pacing the rest of the scenes have. She's cute, but the scene isn't very good.
Scene 7:
Chrissy Banks
Chrissy Banks doesn't seem to want to be there, and honestly, I'm not sure she should be. She's on a set that looks like it could be her grandmother's sunroom, and the music is beyond irritating. Maybe we're supposed to believe she's the grandma, and this scene is from the 1920s? Either way, this just isn't very good. She keeps looking at the camera as if she's thinking "Is that enough? Am I done now?"
Scene 8:
Susanna Bradford
I'm immediately drawn to Susanna Bradford's jiggily boobs as our final scene begins, so I'll forgive her for whatever the hell she's got on her face. Seriously, does anyone in the porn industry look in a mirror? Susanna's decent looking but her tits make up for that. But since this isn't a knockers worship video, I'll say that the pussy play is uninspired and lackluster.
Extras:
There's a photo gallery, a weblink, and trailers for Survival Sluts, Tabu, and Sucking You Dry. Nothing exciting.
Audio/Video:
The sound mix for most of these scenes is 95% porno music and 5% natural sound. That's a major drawback, since hearing women enjoy themselves is part of the fun. Cameras also make plenty of appearances on screen throughout this feature, which just shows a lack of caring. Plus, shots are out of focus at times.
Concluding Words:
Mostly average looking gals not seeming as if they're enjoying themselves just isn't my idea of spank material. Skip It.
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