MILF Money 3

Legend

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Grip & Cram Johnson

Cast: Tara Wild, Trinity James, Brandi Lyons, Lexi Matthews, Scott Lyons, Rod Fontana, Dino Bravo, Rob Longshot

Length: 75 minutes

Date of Production: 1/15/04

Extra's: Bios, Still Gallery, Internet, Backstage (18 minutes), "More Hot Action…" (Lame Phone Sex Ads), Chapter Breakdowns (i.e. oral, straight, cum)

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color and was pretty clear throughout. The 2 channel Audio was also clear.

Body of Review: This was a good concept, I mean, who doesn't like the idea of the "Hot Mom"? However, the end result turned out pretty bland, as these weren't the wild women of my fantasies, but instead were as conservative in the sack as they are in their minivans driving their kids to soccer practice.

Scene One: Brandi Lyons, who is a very hot 24 year old Brunette is paired up with her real life hubby, Scott. Together they are the parents of a 7 year-old daughter. The two of them are interviewed on a sofa and then start to make out. She blows him with all the familiarity of a wife and then he goes down on her shaved pussy. He fucks her in missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy before giving her a facial cumshot, which she doesn't even swallow. A lot of good that ring on her finger did! This is the second scene I've had the misfortune of watching with a married couple in it. While I don't doubt that they're doing what makes each other feel good, it doesn't always look best on camera. In fact, it looks fucking boring.

Scene Two: Lexi Matthews is a 22 year-old Blonde with a decent body and a little girl at home. Rod Fontana joins her on the sofa after her interview where she blows him. He fucks her throat, which looks very impressive, then fucks her in missionary, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. There are some decent gaping pussy shots when he takes her in doggy. He fucks her again in missionary before giving her a nice facial.

Scene Three: Tara Wild is an older Blonde with lumpy fake tits and a daughter. Dino Bravo joins her and gets a BJ. He eats her pussy and then fucks her in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and doggy. He takes her pussy in missionary before giving her a facial cumshot. YAWN!

Scene Four: Trinity James is the youngest girl on here, at the age of 19, with a 4 year-old daughter. Rob Longshot comes out and gets blown by her before he eats her pussy. He fucks her in missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy and piledriver (Wow, she's crazy!). He finally finishes by cumming on her face. Gee, where have I seen that before?

Summary: Wow, this DVD was only 75 minutes long, but these boring scenes barely held my interest and just seemed to drag on and on. Wait, what am I saying, the short length of this DVD was probably my favorite thing about it. Ok, ok, I also enjoyed the Backstage footage in the Extras and all the interview parts were well done. I like the director's ideas and seem to enjoy their banter and humor with the actresses, but the movie just didn't do a thing for me. Heed my advice and Skip It.