The Feature:
Yes… more porn for Tommy Castrol. This time, I'm reviewing "Wicked Weapon." The only thing I know about this movie is that it stars Jenna Jameson. I don't care about the movie's plot, because this one was insanely stupid. Every word of dialogue is an excuse for spontaneous sex. Now with that said, it's "Kleenex" time…

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 8 scenes with a total running time of around 100 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Two male cops and a girl
She gets oral/fingered to star. She gets it doggy while blowing one of the cops. Lots of tight shots here. Missionary/blowjob combo, which segues into anal. She gets doused in sperm.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #2 – Jenna Jameson and a guy
He gives her some oral/fingers, and she starts blowing him. Jenna looks very nice here. Doggy, missionary, and she gets a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #3 – Jenna Jameson and an orgy
Lots of girls blowing guys and sex going on, but Jenna doesn't do much (just oral on a girl). Lots of combos and positions, but the music is so cheesy here that I had to mute it.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #4 – Black woman, white male cop
She blows him in his cop car. They step out and he gives her oral. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her belly. Eh.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #5 – Girl and two guys
Blowjob/oral combination to start, which goes into doggy/blowjob. Soon after, she blows both guys, and then goes back to doggy/blowjob. Cowgirl/blowjob, and anal/blowjob follow. They douse her in cum.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #6 – Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly
They make out and such each others fingers. Oral for Jenna, and then Jill uses a dilso on her. Jenna works Jill over with the dildo (both anally and vaginally).
Kleenex Rating: 3.5

Scene #7 – Jenna and a guy
Blowjob for the guy… and he cums on her face. Boring.
Kleenex Rating: 1

Scene #8 – Guy and two girls
Oral/blowjob combinations. A strap on is introduced, and one of the chicks gets double penetration. The ladies get a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation looks good, but definitely shows its age (bad production values coupled with grain). Overall, I'm satisfied with the transfer.

Audio:
A Dolby 5.1, French 2.0, Spanish 2.0, and German 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. But honestly, are you really buying this DVD for the audio? Well, according to Wicked's tenacious pimping of Dolby Digital Surround Sound in the menus, you may very well be buying it for the terrific audio.

Menus:
Interactive menu allows you the choices of: "Play Movie", "Chapters", "Special Features", and "Audio Selection."

Extras:

There's a bunch of stuff to list here. "Animated Comic Book", "Extended Sex Scenes", "Bloopers", "BTS Photo Galleries", "Audio Bios", "Star Galleries" "Promotional Materials", "Wicked Web", "Wicked Casino", "Wicked Awards", ""Trailers", and more are included.

Final Thoughts:
Wow, for a Jenna DVD, I was totally bored. The "plot" of the movie was awful, and the scenes on a whole, weren't very good. I mean, if you're going to be porno… be a porno. Don't give me this "it's also a movie" crap. A rental at best.