Dasha Uncensored
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Release date:
March 26, 2003 -
Cast:
Steven St. Croix|Tony Tedeschi|Mark Davis|Jenna Jameson|Dale DaBone|Nikita Denise|Briana Banks|Dillion Day|Dasha|Randy Spears|Marty Romano|Renee LaRue|Bobby Vitale|Cherie|Eric Price
The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest compilation starring Dasha, appropriately titled, "Dasha Uncensored." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 100 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Dasha w/ Nikita Denise & Dillon Day
Dasha goes down on Nikita while Dillion watches on. Nikita goes down on Dasha. Both girls blow Dillion until he gives them a facial. What, no sex?
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #2 – Dasha w/ Eric Price
Oral for Dasha. Blowjob for Eric. Doggy, missionary, and he cums on her belly.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #3 – Dasha w/ Renee La Rue
The girls do a 69, and Renee fingers Dasha afterwards. A few minutes later, they introduce a vibrator and work each other over.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #4 – Dasha w/ Bobby Vitale
Oral for Dasha, blowjob for Bobby, which segues into a 69. Reverse cowgirl, missionary, and he cums on her belly.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #5 – Dasha w/ Randy Spears
Blowjob for Randy, missionary, doggy, and a facial for Dasha. Eh.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #6 – Dasha w/ Brianna Banks
Brianna is taking a bath in milk and rose petals. The girls exchange oral pleasantries while pouring milk all over themselves, thus making for some interesting visuals.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #7 – Dasha w/ Steven St. Croix
Blowjob for Steven, oral for Dasha. Doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and he cums on her belly.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #8 – Dasha w/ Marty Romano
Blowjob for Marty, oral for Dasha. Reverse cowgirl, spoon, missionary, and he cums on her belly. Uninspired scene if I do say so myself.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #9 – Dasha w/ Pat Myne
Oral for Dasha, doggy, a very flexible reverse cowgirl, and he cums on her tits.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #10 – Dasha w/ Jenna Jameson
Set in an empty bar, Jenna aggressively gives the girl oral sex. The girl reciprocates by giving Jenna a rim job, and then fingering her. Both of them look awesome, and even though I'm not much a fan of assplay, this scene works.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Nikita Denise w/ Dale Dabone
Oral for Nikita, a blowjob for Dale. Missionary, anal, and a facial for Nikita. Nothing innovative here.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #12 – Brianna Banks w/ Cherie & Tony Tedeschi
Cherie blows Tony and gets oral from Brianna. Doggy for Brianna as she gives Cherie oral. Reverse cowgirl for Cherie, along with missionary while Brianna masturbates.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #13 – Renee La Rue w/ Mark Davis
Oral for Renee, blowjob for Mark. Doggy, missionary, cowgirl, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
Call me crazy, but I'm not a big fan of Dasha. Her scenes lack a certain intensity that I look for, and her male counterparts don't help matters out. Still, Dasha is cute, and this DVD features a good variety of females stars. Rent It.