Genre:
Straight

Cast:
Tawny Roberts, Roxy Jezel, Liza Harper, Trina Michaels, Victoria Sin, Mikayla

Director:
Bo Edwards

Condoms:
Yes

Feature Length:
97 mins.

Production Dates:
3/28/05

Review:
I haven't seen porn with a storyline in YEARS. Seriously. Somehow I've managed to avoid every attempt by the porn industry to make a motion picture, and instead have stuck with the releases that maybe have a theme or are just compilations.

Also, I haven't seen a Vivid feature in years. To me, Vivid was once the top of the line when it came to porn. They had Tori Welles, Heather Hunter, and lots of my other favorites under contract. Vivid meant quality.

Centerfold Secrets tells the story of, well, centerfolds and their secrets. Tawny Roberts either owns a modeling agency or is just a part of one, and decides to let the audience in on the secret fantasy lives of her girls. Turns out though that this is really just nothing more than a framing device for the sex scenes. After that long preamble, this isn't a story-based porno at all!

So the first model is played by Roxy Jezel, who likes having sex or something. Shhh, don't tell! She seduces Roberts while some dude in the hallway watches. She leaves to go make out with dude, then returns, then gets all three of them together. Roxy gives Tawny a lesson on violent deep throating, courtesy of dude's massive erection. Tawny then gives it a try while Roxy eats her out. The scene gets a little edit happy after that, but there's some reverse cowgirl action, Roxy gets fingered and then fucked doggie style while bent over a desk, and Taylor takes his cock up her ass (with Roxy performing ass to mouth). Dude shoots his load on both their stomaches. A good intensity throughout, but still kinda staged and distant.

Trina Michaels, a lovely blonde with massive boobs, has a thing for dudes who don't speak the English. So she seduces a garbageman by the pool. They move inside, where Trina taunts him with her body, and a couch that was once a VW Bug. She finally gets down to business and gives him a rather sensuous looking blowjob that really made me want to forget how to speak English. He then gets to titty fuck her while she continues to slurp on his meat. Dude goes down on her, while fingering both her pussy and ass, and she loves it. Then they go at it missionary style, reverse cowgirl, and then anal. She gets a huge foreigner facial in the end. Really top notch sex here.

Victoria Sin is an exhibitionist and likes to show off her body to strangers. She does just that, and attracts Evan Stone to enter her home and have his way with her. She gives his horse cock an intense sucking that nearly chokes her to death, but the sex that follows is a little awkward. A weak, poorly filmed facial ends it. Maybe I'm just still riding high on the quality of the previous scene, but Victoria just doesn't do it for me.

Mikayla has a strapon fetish and enlists Liza Harper to help her with this. They exchange some sexy tongue lashings and then Liza straps on the strapon. Mikayla gets it good and slick, and takes it doggie style. She cums, scene ends. Short, but effective.

In the final scene, Tawny has sex with some guy. It really doesn't seem to have anything to do with the "story" up until this point. She gets up on a table and wiggles her ass around until dude slides his cock deep inside her. They change positions and locations a handful of times until dude pops on her stomach. This really felt like filler to pad the running time out to a full 90 minutes.

Audio/Video:
The movie has a sort of late 90s feel to it. It's not as sharp or clear as I'd expect. Sound quality is fine, however.

The disc starts with nearly SIX minutes of commercials, all in sub-VHS quality. More commericals follow the feature. Even more commercials are selectable from the main menu. If you love commercials, Vivid is for you!

There's a Positions Room menu, where you can choose from pussy eating, blow job, missionary, doggie, and cum shot.

Extras:
Star Tawny Roberts gets three bonus scenes on the disc. The first is with her and Tommy Gunn from Glamazon. Second is The Housekeeper with Randy Spears. Third is from Sextet with James Brossman. Two other bonus scenes are included: one with Chloe and Nick East in Eternal Excesses and the other with Olga Rios and Julian in Talent Scout.

A 12 minute behind the scenes piece is the disc's only original extra. There's not much to it really. Some photoshoot stuff with the girls and brief interviews with Victoria, Liza and Trina. Me likee Trina.

Also included are trailers for This is the Girl (which, acting aside, looks fantastic), Rack 'Em, Hot Property, and Hard Candy. Two photo galleries and a bio for Tawny round out the extras.

Concluding Words:
I know that Vivid's star has fallen somewhat amongst the porn community but they're not the bottom of the barrel either. This production is okay, with one scene that's fantastic. More Trina please. Rent It.