Big League Facials

Twisted Pink

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: Yes

Director: Not Given

Length: 110 Minutes

Date Of Production: 11/11/04 – 11/16/04

Cast: Lita Lynn, Tracie Gold, Kelly Wells, Candy Apples, & Missy Monroe

Special Features: There are NO extras! No trailers, no photo gallery, no anything! What bull.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Overall, the video quality is pretty solid. There were no major compression artifacts present and all colors were life-like. There was plenty of artificial lighting used, so shadows were never an issue. While it's not the absolute best video quality you'll find, it is adequate. The audio is the standard 2/0 stereo. Usually I find many releases have the background music turned up too high, thus drowning out the actors. I'm please to say that this isn't the case here. There is no background music, allowing you to hear every whimper and moan during the action. .

Scene 1 – Missy Monroe: First up in Missy, a reasonably cute blonde with a bit too much eye shadow on. She is joined by her partner as they lay on a large bed. He starts things off by going down on Missy and licking her smooth pussy. Missy returns the favor by giving him some head. The oral wasn't very passionate and I got the feeling that Missy was just going through the motions, The action heats up with Missy gets violated in the missionary position followed by cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Missy takes a good sized load to her face as the scene ends. This wasn't a bad scene, but it wasn't great either. With more experience, Missy could be a star.

Scene 2 – Veronica Fox: Veronica is a short-haired brunette with a lip piercing. She makes some casual conversation before being joined by her costar. He dives down and works her poon over orally before Veronica sucks his cock. After swapping oral for nearly ten minutes, Veronica is aching to get banged. They start off in the missionary position then move to doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and more missionary, Misst gets rewarded with a blast of many gravy to the face as the scene ends. One thing I liked about Veronica is how often she smiled. It really gave the appearance that she enjoyed fucking on camera.

Scene 3 – Lita Lynn & Tracie Gold (not the one from "Growing Pains " you pervert): Neither of these girls have very cute faces, but they do have hot slender bodies. The girls start things off by feeling each other up and performing some playful oral on one another. They are then joined by their male costar and the girls team up to give him a decent blowjob. Each of the girls then gets nailed in a variety of positions white the other girl licks anything she can find. At one point the girls were using a vibrator on each other while getting fucked at the same time. The girls share a blast of cum to the face, followed by some kissing. The scene would have been more enjoyable had the girls been better looking.

Scene 4 – Kelly Wells: Kelly is another girl who isn't ugly, but she's not cute either. She starts off her scene with a quick strip tease in which she shows off her tight body. Her partner now shows up and the perform oral on each other for over ten minutes. Kelly did look a little intimidated by his huge cock, but she kept going like a good trooper. Kelly then gets violated in four different positions: doggy style, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and cowgirl. Kelly lets him jerk off in her face until he covers her face in a layer of nut juice. A decent scene the first time, but I don't think it would hold up to repeated viewings.

Scene 5 – Candy Apples: This is the fourth mediocre girl in a row. She has a nice natural body, but she's not very attractive. After undressing she gives her partner a quality blowjob. She easily handles his large meat without any problems. She gets her pussy lick for a few minutes before being violated in the missionary position. They then move on to doggy style and reverse cowgirl before the climactic ending. Candy takes his load right on her chin, and mercifully this DVD is over.

Final Thoughts: The title "Big League Facials" is a tad misleading. Going into it I was expecting a cumshot compilation or a DVD full of blowjobs, instead you get just another humdrum Adult release. With average looking girls and average sex the end result is just that – average. Do yourself a favor and leave this title on the shelf and find something better, it wont be hard. Skip it.