Genre: Big Brested Gonzo

Director: Julian

Length: Two hours 34 minutes not including extras

Cast: Gianna, Aqua Hazel, Danni Dare, Whitney Stevens & Melodie Peters

Foresight:Sudden Impact has put together the fifth episode of Big Tit Patrol , helmed by director Julian. This DVD appeals to the large population of male rain-coaters obsessed with breasts. Although, I do not consider myself a breast man, I can easily see the fascination with these wonderful body parts. There is nothing better than seeing a large set of tits dance around the chest of a woman feverishly riding dick. This scene contains a healthy sample of the woman recruited on the latest Big Tit Patrol. This DVD is spread over five scenes in just over 2.5 hours. Stay tuned for all of the tit bouncing goodness.

Scene 1: Danni Dare

The first up to show off her huge natural rack is Danni, a 27 year old from "Porn Valley". The interview portion is the tease of the scene. It's not a new technique used in porn and it does help establish identities for the performers. Once the chit chat is over, Danni goes to work by using her mouth and tits to get her partner read to mate. Danni is a cute brunette with large dark nipples and shaved snatch. She does have an inordinate amount of red bumps on her butt that I found somewhat distracting. As one might expect the highlight is watching Danni's tits bounce in reverse cowgirl before a semen shower is bestowed on her ample chest. She lures her fans to www.bigtitpatrol.com while covered in goo.

Scene 2: Melodie Peters

Melodie is the next natural breasted brunette to show off her assets. She's an attractive fuller figured woman with the type of smile that lights up a room. She also has the skill of utilizing her tits to facilitate her oral favors. This scene has tons of titty fucking time with some nice pussy to mouth action. The scene ends with a pop shot on hose giant breasts. The best part of this scene, in my less than humble opinion, was Melodie using that big ole butt to impale herself on cock.

Scene 3: Aqua Hazel

Tit Movie = trampoline. The genius is in the simplicity. Aqua is a 21 year old who does not speak Spanish, but has an ample set of floppy natural breasts. She's got the type of body that doesn't look fully developed, with a soft frame and a tiny butt, bigger thighs seemingly straining to counter-balance her tits. Although it doesn't appear that Aqua has much practice in the art of sucking dick, she is ripe with potential. The sex does not have a whole lot of chemistry between the actors and Aqua doesn't make a whole lot of noise, even when getting slammed hard from behind doggy style and getting her hair pulled. The scene with a pop shot on her young tits. She sends another shot out to www.bigtitpatrol.com.

Scene 4: Whitney Stevens

It seems as this DVD goes on each set of tits gets bigger and bigger. Whitney has some colossal breasts that can easily make the casual observer forget about her brown locks and hairless clam. Whitney comes off as a great roll in the hey. Great energy, great tits which she readily rubs dick on. A definite party girl. The highlight of this scene for me was to see Whitney riding dick reverse cowgirl, tits flopping to the point where you are sure someone is going to get hurt. At the same time, Whitney was feverishly rubbing her clit, for even more stimulation. The scene ends with a coating of ball juice on those lovely mammories.

Scene 5: Gianna

The lovely woman on the cover of this DVD is also the last to show off her big ole natural breasts. Gianna looks much better on the still in the cover than in front of the camera. However, we should not stray from the focus of this DVD. Gianna has a set of 36DDs that are quite memorable. Gianna gives a sold oral job on her mate, sucking him well. During the sex, those floppy funbags are all over the place. In missionary position, I became almost hypnotized by watching the rhythm of Gianna's gyrating breasts. This was a solid scene that ended with a coating of nut on her tits and down her throat.

Extras:

Sudden Impact don't need no stinkin' extras. Or at least, they did not include them. The only thing separating this DVD from an old school VHS tape is the title menu and a scene selector.

Where Hard Meets Soft: The best part of this DVD was the attempted integration of the DVD and the website (www.bigtitpatrol.com). After every scene, a large breasted, semen soaked woman would spout (paraphrased): "See more of me and my hot friends in action at www.bigtitpatrol.com". Fantastic bit of marketing on the part of Sudden Impact by integrating the DVD and the website. This might be an annoyance to some, but the future of the industry will eventually rely on being able to access porn in any medium at any time. The sex, however didn't distinguish itself very much and the extras were non-existent. To make matters worse there seemed to be some sound issues through the DVD. I must give this DVD a Rent It rating.