Content: 3/5 stars

Running Time: 1 hour, 30 minutes

Cast: Nina Elle, Britney Amber, Alena Croft, Layla Price, Kenzie Taylor, Derrick Pierce, Gage Sin, Bill Bailey, and Tyler Nixon

Directed by: Mike Quasar

Genres: All Sex, Big Boobs, Orgy

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: No specifications to note

Bonus Scenes: Thirty-two minute bonus scene featuring unnamed starlet from an unidentified movie

Extras: None

Overview: Big Boob Orgy 5 delivers the usual sexual chaos and energy of an orgy, differentiating itself from a crowded market by featuring buxom blondes in addition to some commendable moments of energy from those very same starlets.

Scene 1: The entire cast above

Without any opening credits, title cards, introductions, scene previews, or anything preventing you from seeing your feature presentation, Third Degree's fifth installment of their flagship Big Boob Orgy franchise opens and closes abruptly as it begins. As a result, that makes the casual porn fan a bit lost in terms of discerning one blonde, balloon-chested starlet from the next. Allow me to be the opening credits Third Degree neglected to put in at the start of the film.

Britney Amber sports black fishnets and brown hair, the darkest hair of any performer in the film, Nina Elle has almost the entire left sleeve of her arm covered in tattoos, Alena Croft has purple stockings, Layla Price dawns a black choker and black roots in her hair, and Kenzie Taylor initially has on full black lingerie, two small necklaces, and complex French braids. Please don't get me started on the male performers.

As stated, we are plunged right into the action, and for the first thirteen minutes, witness all five of the girls having a lot of fun with one another. Nina eats Layla's pussy, Britney and Alena go at it and 69 for a while before Britney drills into Alina's ass, Layla rims Nina before returning the favor to her from before, Nina throws her legs in the air so the younger starlets can feast, and Kenzie eats Nina out, all before our band of four gentleman enter, stunned the girls have started without them.

They waste no time and neither do the girls. Seconds after the studs arrive, most of the starlets are on their knees. The almost-even ratio of men and women makes it so no one is ever unoccupied, though occasionally, one girl must occupy herself with another girl or be so fortunate as to have two dicks to handle at once. The guys immediately decide to rail Nina and Kenzie as they make out in a moment filled with sparks. Meanwhile, Alena's pussy gets eaten while Britney decides to rest her furry bush on the gentleman's cock, making for quite the exotic little threesome.

Layla decides to assert herself to be the most active, making the rounds with every girl at one point or another and commanding the spotlight when it's just her and another guy. Whether she's forcing a cock into the depths of her throat, riding a man into oblivion, or getting railed so hard her legs and crotch quiver, you can bet Layla is the one who throws herself into the action the most, in a sea of starlets who are nonetheless giving it their all.

Alina spends some time burying her landing strip-clad twat into the cocks of many of the men - including one memorable moment where she instructs another gentleman to yank her off one cock and place her on his - but finds her biggest strength to be cocksucking in a sea of horny women. At one point, she deepthroats a nine-incher as if it's nothing and persists on with admirable energy. This kind of thing doesn't go unnoticed, even in a melting pot of sex.

While Kenzie goes on to hog two dicks all to herself at one point, Nina and Layla rest from all the excitement to please one another. When the cocks disperse, Layla shows that she technically never stops moving in some respect, twerking a bit for the camera as the dick she was fucking becomes Nina's for a brief blowjob. Later on, Layla gets spooned so roughly that it almost has her knee coming in contact with her eye. The dedication and passion of her moments here is nothing short of astounding.

Britney, a personal favorite porn-star of mine, proves to be a serious talent while sucking a dick upside down and doubling her stocking-ed legs over herself for rougher, deeper penetration. Even before cum-shots roll around, she is seen pleasuring a stud's balls in her true experienced fashion. To the left, Kenzie is getting rammed hard enough to make her eyes roll back for a few brief seconds. Things turn surprisingly complex at one point, with Alina riding a dick and Kenzie coming up and beginning to eat Layla out. Kenzie almost disappears as Layla rests herself entirely on her face as she sucks a dick, and to make matters hotter, Alina aids Kenzie's clit. It is an anomaly of arousal, even for orgy-standards.

The girls even show themselves to be pretty good sports when things take a turn for the humorous, as Nina is almost pummeled off of a footrest and Britney's moderate massage of Layla's pussy almost has Layla falling off the couch. But you can tell when the end is near, as Britney shows herself to be soaked in sweat but still quick enough for an impromptu cowgirl while burying her face in Nina's succulent snatch.

Alina is the first to receive a hearty load to the face, while Britney and Layla share a load, coddling it in their lips before sharing with one another. Kenzie's load is appropriately delivered on her chest, soaking her tits in white, while Nina's is a bit of an over-shot cum-blast that still manages to end up in her mouth before being rubbed into her tits.

Final Thoughts:

Big Boob Orgy 5 is about expected of a ninety-minute orgy film in that it keeps active, has moments of sensual heat, and a series of great performers. The trade-off, however, is a bit of a dehumanized presentation and the inevitable lack of variety and real overarching taboo. This is a pretty safe orgy, with the caveat obviously being emphasis on the blonde and big-breasted.

But even then, by the hour-mark, you're essentially watching the same thing - the same routine blowjobs, cunnilingus, and sex-positions, which only made me hunger for Layla's intense sexual energy or Nina's tour-de-force display of passion. This is the case where a film doesn't do anything particularly wrong, but suffers greatly because it's just about what you'd expect. Like all orgies, however, the fact that there is always something hot or mildly arousing going on incites a pretty quick masturbatory session for the more sensitive-willed, and at ninety minutes, one can't say it isn't conscious of its common material.