Genre: Parody

Director/Writer: Jason Danilak

Cast: Tasha Reign, Sammie Spades, Cytherea, Vicki Chase, Alura Jensen, Seth Gamble, Eric John, Sonny Hicks. Non-sex roles: Josephine Candice, Cassidy Exe, Paul Carpenter, Riddick Solaris, Paul Fairly

Length: 125 minutes

Extras: This section has a good bonus scene titled Alura's Dance. She performs her nice looking tease on the top of a car. There are also outtakes and a photo shoot.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid. It is filmed in high definition.

Overview: Barely Blue Velvet: A XXX Parody is a parody of the cult classic film Blue Velvet. In this pornified version, some of the characters are similar, but the storyline takes several turns that makes it it's own creation. Seth Gamble is Jeffrey who finds a severed penis in a field. After taking it to the authorities, he decides to investigate the case further with the help of the lead detective's daughter Tasha Reign. Their investigation leads to sexy singer Sammie Spades and a helium addict Eric John.

Scene One: After talking a bit about the case outdoors, Seth Gamble takes Tasha Reign to his room to show her his penis. The pretty woman looks happy with it and sucks it with her good playful and energetic behavior. She provides nice eye contact as well as a hearty hand rubbing motion on his hard-on. Then, Seth pumps the woman with his rapid delivery during the cowgirl moments. I like listening to Tasha's moans as he continues to apply a faster pace to his fucking activity. I was impressed that even after Seth fucks her quite hard, Tasha is still quite active in humping his dick. Afterwards, the woman is on his face momentarily before Seth focuses more attention on eating her appealing pussy. More cockriding action occurs next when she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Seth's rapid pumping motion drives the blonde beauty nuts. Her body quivers after she applies a solid pussy rub on herself. Then, the guy mouth fucks her momentarily before a doggie fuck occurs. He humps her solidly while the woman looks back at him to resume their good eye contact. Later, he doggies her pretty rapidly. It makes Tasha moan with much emotion. The following mish solidifies their chemistry and creates their performance into a more personal one. When the heated spoonful of pleasure screw ends, Seth jacks off on her receptive pretty face. Throughout this scene, there were very good shots of their active penile-vaginal screwing region.

Scene Two: Sammie Spades, who is in her blue bathrobe, answers her door and Eric John shows up. She sits on the coffee table while he sits on the couch. The guy asks her to spread her legs. The sight of her crotch makes him pull out his helium mask and takes some deep breathes once in a while throughout this performance. Moments later, he sticks his penis into her pussy as her pink panties are pushed to the side. The excited guy takes some breathes from his mask again. He even uses the ribbon from her robe to wipe off his face as well as use it for some good fucking leverage. The camera provides good shots of their fucking crotches. Then, Sammie is laying against the sofa with her legs in the air. Eric places his dick along her heels and rubs it against them. Some foot worship occurs briefly before a doggie screw begins. Thus far, I like the kinkiness to this scene. Eric does a lot of stroking his dick throughout this performance. There is some nice creativity. He really breathes into his mask several times during this fuck from behind activity. I also enjoy watching Eric's joyous facial expressions. Meanwhile, Sammie looks quite pleased when the spooning moments occur. She enjoys having her tits sucked on. Eric ends up pulling out while in the process of cumming. Meanwhile, Seth Gamble got off while watching them inconspicuously.

Scene Three: Seth Gamble arrives at Sammie Spade's apartment. She leads him to her bedroom where they makeout and she helps him undress. Then, the woman grabs his dick and sucks it with a determined mindset. I especially like her technique in how she sucks on it and then, moves her head to the right a bit. Afterwards, the sexy lady climbs on top of him for their brief 69. A quick and increasing paced cowgirl ride follows with Sammie actively riding the man. Her humping butt looked hot. Then, the excitable and faster pace continues to increase with the missionary screw. Their fast paced and exciting performance shifts to the anal stuff when he fucks her doggie style. Some good looking anal cockriding and straddling action follow before they return to the mish activity again. This scene is one that you would not want to see end. Finally, he cums on her receptive mouth.

Scene Four: Vicki Chase, in her bridal gown, and Eric John are seen having sex on a wedding video. The woman gets on her back and lifts her legs so that her man can eat her tasty pussy. He also provides some fingerfucking action too. Vicki becomes more turned on when she assists her partner in pleasuring her own pussy. A passionate cock suck follows. Her ballsucking actions look cool as she stretches his sack. Vicki easily deepthroats his dick easily. Later, her bj work continues while she is laying on her back and rubbing her pussy. In the meantime, Vicki looks very cute in her wedding veil as she gets fucked missionary style. The reverse cowgirl action follows with good shots of Vicki's body. One can tell that she is enjoying herself as she strokes his dick with both hands. Afterwards, her cute smile appears. A heated doggie fuck occurs next. Her moans and facial expressions look quite emotional when Eric fucks her harder. Later, he sits on her chest while jacking off on her happy face.

Scene Five: Alura Jensen and Sonny Hicks make out on the bed. They kiss momentarily before we get some pussy rubbing action by the guy. Then, the turned on woman sucks his cock with a lot of effort. Alura climbs on top of him later so that he can eat her vaginal passion fruit. The sounds of her emotions resonate well as the guy fucks her during the reverse cowgirl ride. The blonde hottie looks pretty hot while on top of him. She is also an active rider. Then, the guy puts her on her hands and knees and fucks her doggie style. Sonny fucks her even harder during the mish moments. I love looking at her facial expressions and smile. She is definitely someone who you would like to fuck harder as your moment with her progresses on. You can see it in her eyes that she wants it. Finally, he pulls out and shoots his load onto her pretty face.

Scene Six: Sammie Spades and Cytherea have their way with Seth Gamble in her apartment. Cytherea orally pleasures the man's cock while Sammie is getting her pussy eaten by him. Then, the women share his dick nicely with Sammie providing a heated cock suck on it. Some nice kissing action between the ladies occurs before they resume their hot cocksucking tag team work. Next, Cytherea rides him reverse cowgirl style while her gal pal rubs her pussy. There is a good amount of sexy eye candy stimuli in their performance. I really enjoyed the interaction between Sammie and Cytherea. Cytherea's cute butt looks hot while she rides him cowgirl style. Some spooning action follows when Seth spoons Cytherea and Sammie rubs her pal's vaginal plaything. Later, Seth fucks her harder as the women kiss. Later, Sammie gets on her hands and knees so that she can get fucked from behind. The exciting doggie screw culminates into Seth cumming on Cytherea's receptive face.

Final Thoughts: This film is a surprising hit. Director Jason Danilak made a well-paced movie that keeps the audience intrigued from beginning to end. The storyline is so good that at times, for my taste, the sex scenes came in too quickly when I was so excited to see more of the plot being revealed. Seth Gamble continues to show everyone that he is a fine actor. He deserves to be nominated for Best Actor. Tasha Reign gives a solid acting performance and should get a Best Actress nod. Sammie Spades is a true delight in her mesmerizing chameleon type role. I'd love to see her receive a Best Actress nomination too. Eric John could receive a Best Supporting Actor nod for his quirky performance. I expect to see Barely Blue Velvet: A XXX Parody nominated for Best Parody Drama and Mr. Danilak for Best Director and Best Screenplay. I highly recommend this fine movie.