Mr. St. Croix... we meet again. Fortunately, you brought along the lovely Ms. Kano, who comes dressed in her superhero finest, a crotchless fishnet catsuit, and a bunch of silly make-up. Fujiko starts off laid back on the couch while St. Croix explores her pink batcave with his tongue. Fujiko is a rather loud little lady, with a well-rounded chest, and she gets very into his oral technique. Once her engine is properly warmed-up, it's her turn, and she works his curved cockmeat, focusing on the head. She hops on top to slide down his batpole, in a beautiful bit of cowgirl grinding. A swap of spots has St. Croix jumbling her jugs with his heavy humping, before leaving a big mess on her belly.

Two brides, one cock, no waiting. I don't know exactly what led up to this scene, but it apparently didn't matter, since we get a graphic on screen excusing the disappearance of the wedding gowns a few seconds into the action. The two girls take on Chris' meat like the blushing brides they're playing, before they join together for a tasty daisy chain. All three are involved at all times, but there's little flow, as the sex seems to start and stop. The music oddly stops halfway through as well. Both girls get in some reverse cowgirl riding, while taking turns watching, waiting and masturbating. Chris' pump is sufficiently primed, as he releases on their faces. This is one of the older scenes, and the girls, particularly Bamboo, are not especially sexy.

Mimi Miyagi unfortunately suffers from "buttervoice." In other words, she's got a hot body, but her voice makes you want to defenstrate yourself. Here, she plays a massage parlor employee who takes matters into her own hands (and mouth, and tits and pussy and ass.) Dabone is the happy customer, enjoying the view of Mimi's big breasts and cute pigtails. Then she talks and it's like a car wreck. But thankfully, Marconi foresaw such a problem, and invented the mute button. A blowjob/hawaiian muscle fuck leads to Mimi taking to the top of Dabone's probe. After getting filled from above and below, she invites him in through the back door. A reaming is followed by more tit slips and a load on her smiling face.

Oh how I long for the innocent days of porn. Back in the day, a scene could begin without oral, and the sex could ignore the doggie position. Back then, you could gather the whole family and sit down to watch...Who am I kidding? A lot of porn from the past is simply boring. This scene is no exception. Jade, a cute Asian with teacup tits, takes an inch or six from her man in the basic positions, like they're practicing Kama Sutra for beginners. A ride from behind ends with Taylor making a deposit on her stomach, putting to bed the most pedestrian sex scene here. It's not horrible, but it doesn't stand up to the rest of the more modern clips. Look at it like an old family movie, with your Asian aunt getting banged by Uncle Steve. Or maybe not.

Got bless Kira Kener. The way her breasts tremble in this scene should be studied by scientists. Their hypnotic capabilities could make her into a Weapon of Mass Distraction. Either way, the scene pairs off Charmane, a blonde Asian girl, with McCain, and Kira with Manning. The foursome are playing something of a game of sexual H-O-R-S-E, matching each other thrust for thrust. Tabletop twat tonguing leads to each guys slipping into missionary fucking, at which point, the couples take different coursed. Nick pins Kira's legs to her sides as he fills her to the brim, while Jason takes Charmane with a fuck from behind. Nick and Kira follow their friends' doggie lead, amd quickly, the guys are ready to spurt, coating Charmane, while Kira fingers herself to the finish. A lot of action, and none of it bad. A quality scene.

Chasey Lain is a gorgeous white girl. Kianna is a gorgeous Asian girl. Together, they are a pair of hot girls looking to inflict as much dildo damage on each other's treasure troves as possible. Chasey and Kianna go back and forth in pleasing each other, though it seemed like Chasey got the most out of the sex, especially when it came to the magic wands. This one felt less like hardcore and more like an old Playboy video shoot, with the non-linear editing, soft light and music. Their clothes come on and off and on again, their positions swap repeatedly and there may even be some duped shots in there. But in the end, it's Chasey and Kianna, they're naked and horny, and all is right with the world.

What would happen if they made a porn movie and nobody came? This scene, that's what. Supposedly, Giselle is a student of "Sal's". A student of what, I don't know, but the scene takes place in a garage that's been converted to a gym. Pat, with his arm in a sling, and his cameraman buddy have been left alone with Giselle, as Sal had to go somewhere. Naturally, they convince her to strip and masturbate. She's cute, but nothing all that special. But she is hot enough to magically heal Pat's arm, as the sling comes off and he masturbates, dropping a load on the gym mat. A scene worth skipping.

I realize lesbian porn is popular. And I understand why, as it's better to look at two hot chicks instead of one hot chick and a guy with a cock about three times bigger than yours. But I don't understand why people think the sex is hot. This scene is a perfect example, as the two ladies spend the entire time kissing, licking and groping, without accomplishing much of anything. The most interesting part happened when Isabella handled Teanna's cooch like it was a bowling ball. But shortly after that, the two of them stood up and walked away. There wasn't even a big. screaming fake porno orgasm. What a gyp.

Where to start... Spears is wrapped up like a mummy...in trash bags. Kira has her tits wrapped up...in plastic wrap. The scene seems like it's almost supposed to be educational with a boring narration of the history and purposes of mummification in sex. Thankfully, Kira brought her delicious duo, because when they bounce, I forget everything. Or at least I would have, if not for two things. One, the sound of the trash bags as she fucks him, which made me certifiable, and two, the director's voice! You can hear him give direction the entire time, which is highly distracting and very unsexy. No matter how hot Kira is, even her bodacious ta-tas can't lift this scene out of the dregs. Those two stars belong to the two stars of this scene: left and right.

With the coming trend of hardcore scenes in mainstream films picking up steam, some mainstream studio needs to talk to Michael Raven, the main behind this scene. Set on a snowy landscape, the action is sexy and beautiful, not violent and ugly, the way many porn scenes end up. After Joey gives Miko a licking, she blows him in the snow, with the camera moving in a semi-circle around them. He slides in from behind, giving it to her tight entrance. A quickly switch and he's staging an anal assault, with her riding from reverse. With a tight yet tender body, you almost think she'll snap, but she hangs in there, taking everything her butt can take. In the end though, it's her face that takes the cake (frosting), as Joey hoses her down.