Genre:
Straight

Cast:
Avy Scott, Katie Morgan, Vanessa Michaels, Taylor Kurtis, Tory Lane

Feature Length:
146 mins.

Date of Production:
5/28/05

Review:
The PR on the back of the DVD case sums things up much better than I ever could: Avy Scott puts her ass and mind on the line for Thomas Zupko and HUSTLER Video in what is arguably her best performance to date. Hardcore sex mixed with some of the most surreal imagery you will ever see in adult film.

Well... that sounds like something. Let's get to it.

Right away you'll realize this is no Night Trips. The director seems to be trying for a poor man's David Lynch vibe, and even that is basically shattered in the first scene as Kyle Stone attempts to channel the worst William Shatner impression. He's Avy Scott's doctor and keeps muttering something about how she lost her virginity at a bus stop, which then leads to a recreation of that moment. As best I can tell anyway.

The weird imagery and Avid effects (but not the out of place music) are put on pause for the actual sex, which has Katie Morgan sucking some dude's cock as he licks her asshole. There's some titty fucking, and then dude blindfolds Avy with her own top. Blindfolded cocksucking follows, then she takes it off for some missionary and doggy style action. She then rides him until he pulls out and cums all over her ass.

Back to the doctor's office for more bizarre shenanigans, and then we're in a new office with a new weird dude going off on the same odd tangents. He eventually gets to asking Vanessa Michaels (who's been sitting there listening to all this) to dance for him, which she does, but things are still embarassingly awkward. Eventually Vanessa gets down to it and takes his cock into her mouth for some moderate blowjob action. A second or two of tittyfucking is followed by some doggy style on the couch. She licks his cock clean before straddling him and riding him somewhat intensely. He pops on her face and she continues to blow him to end the scene.

Ugh, back to the original doctor's office, as Stone is dressed as a woman and in full makeup. Not a good look. More weird ramblings and imagery, then Avy and Taylor Kurtis are in a room together. There toe sucking, pussy eating and rimming galore here, as well as some double blue dildo action. Ass to mouth with a glass dildo later.

Back in the doctor's office, as Stone is now dressed as a patron of the Blue Oyster Bar. Blah blah blah, and then Tory Lane is smoking with some dude when she decides to bust out her rock hard fake titties. Awesome looking blowjob to start with some titty fucking mixed in here and there. Doggy style on the floor, which Tory seems to lose her mind over. She rides him to continue the intensity. Dude then gets all Body of Evidence on her and begins pouring candle wax over her back. Then he pounds her ass, there's some ATM, then she gets blasted with cum for the finale. I'm going to excuse the fake titties because her passion is awesome.

I guess Stone's final rantings mean that Avy Scott is dead, as the last scene seems to be that Avy is ascending to Heaven or something... where Avy starts providing a heavenly dude a sloppy wet blowjob. She straddles him in a chair and fucks him (condomed, sadly). Condomed anal too, then a facial to wrap this bad boy up. Literally... there's NOTHING after the facial but credits.

Audio/Video:
Hustler's widescreen presentation looks and sounds fine, so you can see and hear all the weirdness in terrific digital quality.

Extras:
A behind the scenes segment runs about 10 minutes and is mostly showing the shooting of Tory's scene, although the other sex scenes are also represented.

An interview with Avy Scott is bizarre in its own way, as some dude gets a handjob/blowjob as Avy answers questions. She says of all the porn she's made, this film is the one thing she can be proud of in the industry. Ugh. The director is drunk off his ass for the length of the interview. Runs 28 minutes.

The Avy Scott tease is a five minute segment of Avy stripping down and then playing with herself. There's also a seven minute collection of on-set interviews from other cast members.

To wrap things up there is a slide show, commercials, and trailers for One in Every Hole, Barely Legal 51, Young Latin Ass, Asian Fever 24, Black & Wild 15 and Bitches in Heat.

Concluding Words:
I know there are plenty of pretentious arthouse porn snobs out there who'll eat this up, like it's important or means something or speaks to them. Hell, I know a couple of them who will never let me live this review down. But look, I like watching people fuck. You can have a story or not... I usually don't care. People fucking is what I like. But when your story is just an excuse for the cast to be as weird as possible and to show off a bunch of video transitions, you piss me off. All that said, Tory Lane's scene is wicked awesome. Too bad I have to give the movie that it's in a Skip It.