Gapeman 2
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Release date:
November 5, 2008 -
Cast:
Ashley Blue|Melissa Lauren|Aurora Snow|Madison Young|Britney Stevens|Emma Heart
Gapeman 2
An Evil Angel Release of a Brian Pumper Production
Starring: Britney Stevens, Ashley Blue, Emma Heart, Melissa Lauren, Madison Young & Aurora Snow
With: Brian Pumper
Total Runtime: 3hrs 45min
(2-Disc Set)
Condoms?: None
Keywords: All-Anal, Toys, Gapes
Brief Synopsis: In this all-anal release, director/star/producer/wardrobe coordinator Brian Pumper sets us up with a trip alongside his ass-associated alias, the Gapeman. As megalomaniacal as it may seem (he even performs a theme song - why not?), Mr. Pumper
is more interested in getting those glorious gapes on camera
from his fine set of co-stars,
here all donned up as professional callers in search of ass play.
- Disc One
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[Scene One] Britney Stevens
her
spread port hole three prongs deep, repeating for a few minutes before heading back
inside the house. Upstairs yet another toy awaits, this one a jelly red cock & balls that she
immediately
spits on for a smooth ride, uncorking it for three delightful gapes.
it, taking almost no time thereafter
to raise her countertop for a doggy ass pump. Lifting
her off into the
air, he holds her for a bit of cowgirl anal, going back into doggy for
a run of
widening gapes, onto missionary and an
ass-to-mouth taste by Britney. Carrying her while
in mid-stroke,
Gapeman takes her to the floor for reverse cowgirl, more prick &
tongue
cleaning, and closing Britney's legs together for the tightest fit yet. Her responses during
all this devolve into a
kind of gibberishwagon full of nonsensical ramblings, half-thoughts,
and room-filling cries for Gapeman to keep going
harder; he replies by turning her around
for cowgirl plunking, pulling
his nose close into Britney's breathing gape, sniffing "fire lady
have
good ass meat AAAAAAAAAAH!", both
hilarious and true (it would seem!). The duo
spoon and Gapeman keeps
her fire hat afloat in between a few more sniffs, moving onto
even more
doggy pulse beating from high above,
culminating in a beat stroke of froth into
Britney's open mouth, all swallowed down.
swell and sweet, especially with her fine circle of
rim hair serving as the welcome mat to
her
"ass meat". The introductory stretch of toy play was a touch slow, and
Britney's
rambling during the latter half is a bit confusing, but some
will find rhyme and reason with it
where
I didn't especially fall in love. Her gape is quite wide, even
pornically speaking, so
that alone will be enough to tingle the
synapses long after the fire lady goes back to the
station.
Gapeman, who's stranded on a garage floor after a nasty spill. She helps him up, kneeling
down
to reveal her lightly furred crotch, underwear free beneath her uniform. Somewhat
confused by his nickname, Gapeman explains the origins while Ashley does her best Pam
Beesley impression before leaning down and blowing him. It morphs into close face
fucking, with Ashley keeping her hands behind her back in spells, only to bring them back
for a full charge as she takes a few breaths.
gapes galore!
Gapeman balances himself from
above and arrows down into Ashley's bum,
bringing her the shaft to
taste in between heaves. In turn, she widens her mouth as well,
pushing her mouth open with four fingers
for additional spit for the ongoing grind. In
reverse cowgirl,
Ashley's white stockings poke out from beneath Gapeman's strokes,
spreading and showing off her polished hole
before shifting into missionary, grazing her
partner's instrument with
licks and more spit, he soon leaning down and sniffing her drilled
wreckage. Despite all the heavy rump
rolling that happens, Ashley keeps it light: "I love
your accent. What
island are you from?" ("Don't worry, no one needs to know," he clicks
back). A pink rod is soon procured,
Gapeman toying with Ashley's ass and leading it back
into her mouth for
an even bigger dig. The final steady hump ends in missionary, Ashley's
ass turned way up, and a knob
nibbling, ass-to-mouth (of course) that leads him to stroke
and pop, driving it down her throat until it disappears.
Ashley keeps her partner in good spirits while being one of the dirtiest girls ever. Even
as she jokes around, it's never in spite, but instead surrounded by her caught breaths and
believably woozy exclamations, always, it seems, ready to go further and stronger, down
harder and fuller all the way through. And while the location may not have been quite
ideal, Ashley doesn't seem to mind at all, bending herself into shapes for maximum
gapeshifting and making it all look so easy. Thank you, Nurse Ashley!
answering a disturbance call. A few shouts into the empty house leads her to an upstairs
bedroom,
wherein she takes a break to lie back and fiddle with her kitten for a brief while,
arising for one last quick look around before heading off. In the kitchen, Gapeman sits
dazed and glassy
eyed, dick in hand and unresponsive to Emma's irate shouts of "are you
the Gapeman!?!" to comply with her orders (it's kind of scary, really, how well she wields
her nightstick). She cuffs him
and soon enough he relents and breaks his spell, agreeing
to show her just how he became the man behind the not-so-mysterious name. Emma
crouches down and hardens his wick with her
tongue, straddling herself in classic anal
cowgirl for a full-on wail, vis-a-vis the other side of that mean streak of hers. A few gapes
later, she tastes the culmination and spreads herself in a chair,
black dildo in Gapeman's
hand, widening Emma's depth with a few more spreads. Flinging her netted legs into the
air, she allows him to keep the toy play going with a pink dildo, readying
the chute for
missionary deep dicking, pushing her legs together as they continue onto the floor. The
sinkholes continue, bringing Gapeman to fire his wad into Emma's open mouth, not
a drop
wasted.
performance, which does tend to overcompensate.
But really, I'd like to think that she's
just
an anal junkie, and that Brian jiggles that white ass of hers just so,
even if her tight
little hole only puckers even with the longest of
sticks poking it. The toy play tended to
slow down
the sex slightly, but it really all seemed to brief on the whole.
gapemobile?" Madison somewhat innocently asks, and for once he's lost for words. In the
kitchen,
the now nude girls each fill their asses with a stud butt plug each (Madison goes
for depth while Melissa keeps to her backhole with tender jolts), leading Melissa to assist
her partner with
a goodly amount of spit for the guide, with Madison doing the same to
her: "it's beautiful!" she crows between lithe licks. Down the hallway steps is another duo
of toys, slightly more opera
singer sized and grounded to the marble floor. The girls take
turns shifting from reverse to standard cowgirl atop the spreaders, keeping their third eyes
pried open further as they keep the
ceilings full of their gauzy ooohs & aaahhs. The final
stage of toys is found on a green leather couch one room over, on which Melissa & Madison
plant their asses into and lift their legs
toward the sky, the roped plugs sinking in between
their cracks with both force (Melissa) and all the jiggly spit possible (Madison). After a
while wigging out, they hear a bit of rumbling from
the kitchen, only to find Gapeman
waiting for them between the set of chairs. A dual blow job is served (one on balls, the
other on staff duty), growing into anal doggy between each girl,
ass to mouth run aplenty.
Melissa more than often leers and masturbates
while her partners go on ahead.
Madison,
in fact, often pries her kiester farther apart with her own
fingertips, eager for more even as
Gapeman runs from ass to ass with
his prick looking for a way in! The girls each ride along
in cowgirl, gapes now in full effect, and each receive a face fucking
as Gapeman goes from
hole to hole. The three flock to that green
couch, Madison soon bearing the heave of
cowgirl
and a similar side-saddle approach as Melissa diddles herself and
awaits her turn
(of the latter).
doggy-style,
per each fine lady, and he orders them to take to the floor, shoes
off. "Smell
the feet, jack the dick," he says, mashing his syllables
together as the girls snarl and lead
him on with their toes wiggling,
soon guiding over his dick. The each go onto missionary
anal play,
afterward going with a massive black dildo for even more cheek spread,
a sip of
the schlong between the two. He drops his
resulting cream into Melissa's mouth, carried
over and swapped with
Melissa, who somewhat maddeningly yells "gape juice!" as she
tastes and
swallows her share. In the sweat they kiss and fade out,
leaving us to only
wipe our brows in relief.
pros that both Melissa and Madison have turned into
almost too much to grasp at first.
Thankfully,
their skills pay off when combined together, though Melissa isn't as
full force as
our girl Madison. While both are quite ready and able to
dive in head first, Madison, with
her killer quips
and elastic sprightliness, plays the cheetah against Melissa's more
cougarish tendencies. Brian, it seems, is almost totally agog with the
riches presented
before him, and can't seem to take a breath
to appreciate Madison's sense of humor (or so
it would seem). As
before, the toy play does get a bit stodgy, but the gapes are all worth
the prepared trouble. Perhaps if the scales could have
been tipped toward the more
pussified play, Melissa would have been a
more equal player, but alas it stands as a very
fine performance from
both girls.
The endlessly sweet Aurora, done up like a futuristic stewardess, chats a bit with Brian
behind the camera, wondering just where Gapeman is. Smoothing out the edges of her
rump with
her tiny fingers, she poses a bit on a pair of half stairs, finding a blue arrow
dildo, the first of many toys to venture up her gorgeous ass. Further on, with two fingers
up her pussy, Aurora
dips a red ridged spear up her rear, plugging away and pulling it out
for us to get a glimpse of her glossed & puckering butt. Onto the floor with a maroon
tickler, she lifts her ass up and
fingers each hole as it's geared open with her solo
prodding, soon levitating atop a shin-length saber wobbling on a square of nearby tile. Of
course, plenty of tasting carries these playful
goings-on, and from a stray corner emerges
Gapeman himself, lifting her into missionary position right before Aurora slathers his jock
with a good tongue lashing.
the gapery, splitting Aurora's hole easily and winking almost
immediately! Atop the couch in reverse cowgirl, she uses those digits
of hers to pry apart
her cheeks for a princely sum of
width, bending over to "lick all those gapes off." A bit of
face
fucking segues into a lifted session of reverse cowgirl, Gapeman
pushing her legs
together and picking up that maroon
diggler for an anal encore. On the floor he leans into
her with an
extended force, upping Aurora's eclipse with breaks between doggy style
pushing and delicious ass-to-mouth post tastes.
In a cute moment, Aurora extends her
legs into space, allowing Gapeman
to not only keep his shove deep, but also to whiff his
nose around her
understandably throbbing bum (she giggles and
twists her ankles with a
huge grin - it's priceless!). Ass into the
air, she offers herself up to Gapeman's additional
anal plug, bringing
it to her mouth before continuing in spoon. At last
he streaks the inside
of her mouth, pushing the excess wanderings from
her chin, all for a single swallow down:
"thank you, Gapeman!"
way that her partner can throw at her, keeping
the mood light, cute, and positively
burning.
It's a wonderful walk through her park, even if I'm still not entirely
sold on the
lengthy pre-show featuring all those toys. Just about any
of Aurora's performances are a
joy to witness,
and this is no different: she simply knows how to be all sorts of
wonderfully
nasty, especially when it comes to anal play, and knows how
to give her parter exactly
what (he) wants.
A great time, and an excellent performance to finish off the disc!
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against a bonus beat as Brian takes in her polka dotted bikini poolside. It's her first scene,
it seems,
and she admits "I love to fuck" as her butt spills out and she spreads against a
bench. Indoors, Alicia works her tongue smooth against Brian's cock in a slow curve, briefly
going into a
2-handed grind, point of view style. Back together on the couch, the two
tumult into 69, bringing swift pumps in classic cowgirl, Alicia creaming herself over that dick
in no time flat. Her ample buns flap with the push, Brian lifting her up for missionary, a
post-taste, and back into reverse and standard cowgirl. "Your dick...it feels so good!" she
intones, and the surrounding
oomphs sell that statement on home quite easily. Brian
glides slowly in doggy, piling down into Alicia's pussy as he soon shifts his angle into a
more aerial play, vamping into spooning
thereafter. Grinding out into a finish face to face in
missionary, our dude pops inside of her coochie, unplying himself for Alicia to spread her
juices in a smear across her shiny clam. After the strictly-anal play in the feature, finding
this additional scene was glorious and quite stunning, just as Alicia herself. Though new to
the scene, she certainly has all the high watermarks covered here, including her fevered
performance overall. The creampie, of course, was the topper!
preliminary
minutes pre-scene per girl, the main topic covering (you guessed it)
Gapeman!
It's a little silly, but by the last five or six minutes, Brian is
prepping his talent in POV style
more often than not, much to the
chagrin of the girls. We do learn much of Ashley's
background
in the business ("figure modeling"), as well as a few key minutes with
Britney
before she turns around for a closer spread inspection. A Photo Gallery (5 min) includes a
rotation of scene
stills, as well as a bountiful set of Trailers for twenty-two (!)
additional
Brian Pumper productions. Nicely put overall, though for
the weight of an entire second
disc, perhaps a few extra
dollops of weight could have been included in addition.
The 1.85:1 picture arrives enhanced for 16x9 televisions, clean and bright with true skin tones throughout. A few pesky bright spots arrive when outdoor light sneaks in from time to time (Emma and the Melissa/Madison scenes, specifically), with the majority of indoor bulbs sometimes washing the background out in a high white. Emma's scene suffers a
greenish tinge from time to time (resultant from all the sunlight hitting the outside plants,
perhaps), only slightly distracting once the countertop sex soldiers on (a blurriness
results, temporarily). As slight as these may seem, the overall camerawork is steady
and eye-catching, though the background audio bed of beats (looping endlessly during the
toy play during each scene) tend to grate after the second instance, and may drive you
loopy/crazy/hopping mad if not for all the asses on display. The overall source audio
capture is in direct correlation to the camera, lending the oohs and aahhs balanced enough
to carry from the smooth and sticky, up to Brian's sniffs in gaping close-up.
Final Thoughts
Even though I would have preferred even a smidgen of pussy play amongst all the ass
swordsmanship that Gapeman 2 has to offer here (over three and a half hours worth!),
what remains is a stink hole lover's guide to some of the best rumps in the business. Pumper truly saves the best scene for last (Aurora), though Ashley's is particularly lasting
in the memory with her savory glands bubbled up with her treatment-bound gobs of spit. Melissa & Madison's scene turned out to not be quite the tour-de-force that their combined powers could have produced (Melissa tends to drift), and Emma's rage-a-holic portrayal of a cop in need of a gaping is almost more scary than sexy (almost!). And for the more meat-hungry, Britney's bloom is more stunt-worthy than it works as true chemistry, though find in it what you will. I, for one, am just thankful that Pumper's alias turned out less hammy and actually kind of funny, after all is said and done, and he truly seems to be in love with a good solid gape, goofin' around or not: for that, how could we not keep it Recommended?