History of Porn, A
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Release date:
February 28, 2006 -
Cast:
James Deen|Jack Lawrence|Flower Tucci|Ben English|Scott Nails|Brooke Haven|Manuel Ferrara|Evan Stone|August|Candy Manson|Eva Angelina|Jerome Tanner
I'm going to admit right off that bat that my favorite genre of porn tends to be the parody flick. Clockwork Orgy, Edward Penishands, you know what I'm talking about. They're almost always comedies, and sometimes porn is best when it's silly, plus it's always fun to see a mainstream movie through a porno lens. That being said I didn't think this flick was a parody when I saw the title and the box. I thought it might be some pseudo-documentary about the history of porn, which would have been pretty interesting as well. But, surprisingly, what we have here is a parody of David Cronenberg's great movie "A History of Violence". Now granted that movie did have a pretty hot sex scene in it featuring Maria Bello, but I didn't think it was really ripe for the porn parody treatment. But it's a pretty successful flick overall.
The movie follows the main plot of Cronenberg's flick pretty closely. Brooke Haven plays a small town waitress who one day manages to thwart to crooks trying to rob the restaurant by sexing them to justice. We learn that her past is not what it seems when some shady characters show up and reveal she used to be one of the world's top porn stars show's suffering from amnesia. Here's a breakdown of the scenes:
SCENE ONE: This is the one that really kicks off the movie in a major way. The big selling point of the disc (according to the box) is Brooke Haven's first ever DP. They put it right in the front of the flick too, so they raise the bar pretty high. Brooke takes on Manuel Ferra and Ben English in a great three-way. It all ends up with a pretty messy double pop shot on her very large, very fake tits.
SCENE TWO: This scene takes place on a porn set between, Eva Angelina and Jack Lawrence. I haven't' seen Eva in anything before and she's a pretty hot raven-haired beauty. She gives some pretty enthusiastic head, and then takes a good through a few positions all culminating in a pretty good facial on her pursed lips. Solid scene and I'd like to see some more from Eva.
SCENE THREE: This is hands down the hottest and my favorite scene in the flick. I'd heard about Flower Tucci and her squirting but this was the first time I've actually witnessed it and I have to say it's pretty hot. She plays a make up artist on the porn set who gets seduced by porn star James Deen. She has some really hot orgasms that end with her squirting all over the place. This happens three or four times in the scene while James eats her out, and pounds her in a varity of positions. Flower really is amazing in this scene and if all her stuff is like this I'll have to seek it out. Aside from her squirting she's super cute and really into what she does. She takes a great sweating pop into her mouth that really did it for me. This movie gets a major recommendation from this scene alone. great stuff.
SCENE FOUR: Next up we have a scene with Candy Mason who's playing a reporter trying to crack the mystery of the restaurant sex hold up. In her attempt to get some info she balls Evan Stone (as Brooke's husband). Candy is everything I think of when I think modern porn star. Blonde, big fake boobs, and that's not a bad thing. She has a pretty hot scene showing some good slow oral skills and reverse cowgirl. Since the scene happens in a barn, there's some good use of the surroundings as Evan pounds her missionary in a makeshift rope sex swing. She's pretty vocal, and it all ends in a great pop right on her tongue where she swallows down every drop like a professional.
We have a great mini scene where Brooke is getting fingered in the diner by one of her past porn star buddies. It's quick, but is pretty hot for what it is.
SCENE FIVE: The final scene in the flick we have August playing a hooker, posing as a nurse to distract a hospital security guard. August looks ok and has a decent, although unmemorable scene here. Taking a nice pop in the face. It's a decent scene, but kind of anti-climactic for the last scene in the movie.
Extras include the usual trailers and a pretty interesting Behind the Scenes Feature. One of the great features is the "Select a Star" feature where you can go directly to your favorite sex act by your favorite performer.
Overall, what we have here is a solid sex parody with some hot scenes and a really amazing stand out scene from Flower Tucci. There was no girl girl, and not a ton of anal (aside from the DP at the start). I would have liked to have seen Brooke Haven in more than just the one scene (as good as it was) as she's the star of the flick. This movie starts with a bang, gets better up to a huge peak with Flower's scene and then trails off for the end. This is about as solid a porn flick as you could want. RECOMMENDED