The
lovely Olivia Saint stops by Pussyman's house one day to talk him to making a
movie that features her best asset. When he asks her what this might be she
hikes up her skirt and puts her wide, round ass into the camera. Pussyman
gives her a good rimming, spreading her butt cheeks apart. Olivia does some
face sitting and face fucking on Pussyman's old mug. Good fun, but Pussyman's
not really who I care to watch give a cute gal some internal tongue play. And
when Olivia sits on his face, her wide ass proves to be a bit too wide;
there's an ample amount of cottage stored in the caboose. Despite this, and
some heavy makeup that makes her look whorish, Olivia is a cute gal and open
to doing whatever the PM tells her. This and her perky breasts make the scene
enjoyable, although it's not really much of a scene as it never moves from
this small amount of oral teasing. Not an impressive way to start a disc.

Jodie
is a typical looking adult film starlet. She has long, bleached hair and a
perfect bod. She poses for a few pictures on a couch before finally putting
her steaming goods to use. Jodie soon comes out of her black and white bikini
outfit with the help of Steve Hatcher and Scott Lyons. As one guy gives
Jodie's tight, little bunghole a lick, the other is serviced by Jodie's sexy
mouth. Jodie urges the guys on, begging them to service her ass, but there's
a bit of a wait until this happens. The oral goes on for a while with nothing
new to note, and things liven up when Jodie jumps on Steven in Reverse
Cowgirl. She keeps a decent level of enthusiasm throughout the scene, even
though it never goes beyond the norm. Her pussy gets nice and wet during the
dp, unfortunately it doesn't last for very long and the three of them are
kinda stiff during it. A fair scene with some decent fucking, but it's very
straightforward. A lousy popshot at the end (captured at an awkward and
unrevealing angle) pretty much makes the scene stink more.

Auditioning
for the next Assbusters film, Elizabeth Lawrence meets up with two of
Pussyman's talent scouts. Only an idiot wouldn't hire Elizabeth on the spot. A leggy, perfect
behinded brunette with nice face and small breasts, Elizabeth is very easy on the eyes. After
a terribly acted photo-shoot, Elizabeth undresses from her fluorescent
shirt and denim cutoffs. The guys do what has become the usual of the film; one
rims and fingers as the other receives oral. I enjoyed the action here more,
mainly because Elizabeth is nice to look at. After some
more, longer than needed oral, the guys team up on her, paying attention
first to her cute, pink pussy. It takes some time and effort for Elizabeth to
slide onto Billy's thick cock, but once she does she takes control and gives
it a good ride. The dp she takes is the best act of the film so far but, like
the dp before it, things are over too quickly. Both guys deliver a meaty
heaping of spunk to her face.

In
my opinion Gia Jordan isn't the hottest honey on the disc. But I'll be damned
if she isn't sexy in her outfit. Dressed in a purple bra and garter, with
black fishnets, Gia is a major turn-on. She's got a nice face, but the dirty,
blond streaks and extra baggage in the ass are not my thing. Regardless, Gia
does wonders for the camera. After a decent rimming, she gives some amazing
oral. Taking the guy's dick in her mouth she remembers to keep her tongue out
and lick all the good parts. There's even very nice attention give to the
ball region. She does some deep throating with a little gagging and lots of
saliva. When the action got under way Gia started yelling and saying things
making her sound like a cheerleader. This grew annoying pretty quickly and
while it could have been cute it never does. At one point her gabbing borders
narration. Happy when this was over.

Olivia
returns for the film's final scene to wrap up that tease that started the
disc. In some way I've managed to overlook Sledge Hammer in the industry (I
can't imagine how, this guy's body is massive!). As Olivia sucks at Sledge's
dick, Pussyman gets jealous and comes over to get in on the action. Olivia is
a cute gal, but I wasn't stoked about this scene. Particularly when PM came
over. I don't mind a grandpa wanting a piece of the pie too, but his antics
got on my nerves. He insists on sticking his face in Olivia's crotch and
making repulsive, slurping sounds. The scene had its good moments when it was
just Olivia and Sledge going at it--especially Olivia in reverse cowgirl with
her fishnet stockings. Pussyman eventually whacks onto her face and then she
and Sledge keep going at it. The anal is nearly nonexistent because he can
only poke his tip in. But it's still pretty hot.

Concluding
Words: While
I'm probably not Pussyman's biggest fan, I do give some major props to his
ability to bring together some talented hot ass. And he's got a pretty good
eye for an old geezer. What Pussyman delivers in Ass Buster 7 is a fair
assortment of good looking babes and pretty solid fucking. The biggest
letdown I suppose is that the title suggests that anal will be the
predominant act for the flick. While it is included, the scenes spend about
as much time with the anal as the other various acts, so this might be a bit
of a disappointment to some--but then one shouldn't assume, particularly when
it comes to porn. I liked this for what it was, a standard fuck flick, but I
think individual flaws within each scene dragged it down. A low replay on
this marks the title as, Rent It.