All you get are three photo montages and trailers for 100% Blowjobs #32, Jenna's Boy Toys, and JKP Top Ten Hottest Women.
Audio/Video:
Current Jill Kelly Productions titles are always above average when it comes to audio and video quality. However, since these scenes are from different movies, sometimes quality can waver. Also, in some of the scenes the music drowns out the dialogue, but since this compilation isn't story driven it doesn't matter all that much. Still, sometimes you want to hear the dirty talk the performers whisper back and forth to one another. The film is full frame, and each scene gets only one chapter stop.
Body of Review:
With a title like Best Breasts in the Biz, you damn well better live up to it. Thankfully this is a Jill Kelly Productions release (and not something from fartknocker.com), so hopes are high. Bring on the quality boobies!
Scene 1:
Kate Frost, Julian, Kelsey
Condoms:
Yes w/Kelsey, No w/Kate
We get things started as Kate Frost and Kelsey are already giving Julian quite the blowjob. Moments later, Kate is riding his cock hard and fast in a reverse cowgirl position while Kelsey rubs Kate's clit.
Later, Julian fucks Kelsey missionary style while Kate straddles her face. We wrap things up with Kate taking it doggy style and he thanks them both with a rather weak cumshot. They don't seem to mind though as they continue to suck him dry.
The two ladies command this one, making the guy just a prop (as he should be). An intense, solid scene. As for the quality of the boobage, Kate's are great but Kelsey loses points for a dark tattoo on her right breast (I don't necessarily mind tattoos on the ladies, but dark tattoos on your breasts make them look injured or mutated). Both sets of tits are fake though, if you're keeping score at home.
Scene 2:
Lola, Nick Manning
Condoms:
No
This scene takes place in a bar, and we join Nick Manning going down on dark-haired Lola already in progress. We then cut to what looks to have been an amazing blowjob due to the amount of saliva Lola's worked up, but it seems to be the tail end of it. Again we abruptly cut to Lola lying on a round bar table with Nick pounding away on her pussy. There's a quick montage of other positons they appeared to enjoy along the way, and then Lola sucks him until he cums in her mouth.
This had the makings of one solid scene, but huge chunks of it seem to be missing. Lola's tits are kinda small, but decent. Best in the biz? Not by a long shot. And the guy seems like a tool based on some of the ridiculous things he says during sex.
Scene 3:
Jezebelle Bond, Mary Carey, Ashton Moore, Lezley Zen
Condoms:
No
We're back in what appears to be the very same bar set as the last scene. Initially, Jezebelle Bond is paired off with Ashton Moore while Lezley Zen puts the moves on former candidate for Governor of California Mary Carey. The girl on girl on girl on girl action is fast, furious, and all over the place, so it's kinda hard to keep track of it all. It's still quality stuff though and recommended. Lots of kissing is always a plus.
Mary Carey's boobs are a bit too hu-euge to be classified as the best, and Jezebelle has those damn nipple rings that don't do anything for me. Again, all fakes. Nice, but fakes.
Scene 4:
Chandler, Bunny Love
Condoms:
No
Chandler and Bunny Love are making out in the shower, which I've always said is the second greatest place to see women making out with one another. For some reason the scene goes on without the water ever coming on, which is a slight disappointment considering they are in the shower and all. But the intensity of the sex between these two hotties more than makes up for that. There's even some toe fucking for you foot fetishists out there.
Scene 5:
Tanya Danielle, Jenna Haze, Shayla La Veaux
Condoms:
No
This is your standard "two girls start making out while a third secretly watches only a few inches away" scene. The majority of the scene though is Tanya Danielle getting ass fucked with a dildo by Jenna Haze. Disappointing.
Scene 6:
Tyler Faith, Goldie, Jenna Haze, L.A. LaMann
Condoms:
No
Another four girl scene, taking place poolside. This scene might have the most repetitve, annoying music I've heard in porn in the last 10 years. That aside, this scene is merely average. The action isn't that great, and the pool is not used to its fullest potential.
Concluding Words:
I stopped paying much attention to the breasts in this one, since it was clearly not meant as any kind of boob showcase. Instead it was just another haphazard collection of Jill Kelly scenes, with no clear theme or connection. That being said, this one falls just shy of the Recommended rating and instead gets a Rent It. The first and third scenes are worth a look.
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