Official Next Friday Parody

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Parody

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Veruca James, D. Snoop, Tori Taylor, Lee Bang, Sophie Dee, Tommy Pistol, Alex Gonz, Ashli Orion, Nat Turnher, Jessica Bangkok, Prince Yahshua
Non-sex roles: Michael Adams, Winston Burbank, John the lighting guy

Length: 122:36 minutes

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: The best extra was the 23:15 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, some ladies interviewed and some deleted footage provided, Mike Quasar shown working in various roles to make the movie happen. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot recap from the scenes but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Official Next Friday Parody was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was not as optimal this time, allowing for additional shadows to interfere with some scenes. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.5 Mbps area most of the time, the composition of the camera angles typically optimal for the ladies. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies in most cases though, each as fit as ever from what I could tell. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles Mike likes to shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers. The voices could be clearly heard though, the balancing between those and the music capably handled.

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is a popular director at Zero Tolerance, his lengthy career full of humor and heated sex scenes few of his peers can match. His latest title sent to me for review is the Official Next Friday Parody, the original parody doing well enough to merit a sequel. It has been a long time since I watched the mainstream titles of this series but I will say that there were plenty of humorous touches to this pornified version to make it entertaining on top of sexy. The interracial antics were plentiful and worked with the plotted points here, Mike apparently able to capture the spirit of the original mainstream movies better than some of his peers have been doing with their parodies. My favorite ladies here included Sophie Dee, Ashli Orion, and Jessica Bangkok but Veruca James was tasty and Tori Taylor had some great curves on display too. The back cover described the movie like this: “When Craig moves from the 'hood to the Valley to live with his uncle, he's in a whole new world of trouble! Not only is he breaking the law to get money to save his uncle's house, but Deebo's out of prison and hot on his trail for revenge! You can bet Craig will try to fuck his way out of this mess, but will the hot Asian neighbor Mrs. Kim-ho be able to save his sorry ass?” Here’s a really brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Veruca James, the sleek brunette on the front cover wearing the gray shirt (second gal from the left), comes up with a way to make some decent money by stripping, enlisting the help of D. Snoop to practice on. She shows him her ass and starts giving him a lap dance, grinding her ass all over his crotch to a favorable response. This continued with her shirt and bra being tossed aside, Snoop pawing her and sucking her nipples as her boobs pressed against his face. Veruca then knelt between his legs and grabbed his turgid pecker, slobbing the knob aggressively with some hand to gland combat and ball licking. Snoop briefly gobbled her gash but both of them wanted to engage in some active vaginal riding, her shaven snatch bouncing on his rod as her titties did likewise in the air. The chemistry filled tryst continued with some taste testing and additional positions, Snoop losing his load of genetic juice on her ass cheek.

Scene Two: Tori Taylor, a thick black gal with expansive tattoos, was up next in bed with Lee Bang, some minimal build up leading to her slobbing his knob. She inhaled his cock slowly at first, building up some speed as she became comfortable with his semi-erect chubby getting stronger. She then jumped on top of him for some vaginal fucking, her speed increasing with time as she became used to his rod inside her snatch. They continued in additional positions and she blew him from time to time, Lee unleashing his modest wad of population pudding on her ass before the scene cut away.

Scene Three: Sophie Dee, a thick white gal with bewitching eyes, a nice rack, and a big ass to adore, was up next with gang members Tommy Pistol and Alex Gonz. Their cholo act was amusing, the guys bringing her into the house where her blue stretch pants and revealing but tight black top ended up tossed aside as they began playing on the white couch. She wore black bikini undies with her thong riding up her ass crack, the guys all over her including some fingering before she knelt down and alternated between their cocks as she sucked and jerked them off. Sophie was dripping wet and started masturbating, bending over to a doggy position on all fours so she could suck one off and take a cock in her pussy from the other. She moved around so the guys could share her holes too, her superior eye contact and active riding eventually draining them of spunk to her mouth.

Scene Four: Ashli Orion, a sexy babe with dark hair and a lean body, was up next as the gang members sister, the gal masturbating on her bed when Nat Turnher walked in by accident. She pulled him over to the bed and began kissing him, dropping her draws to show off her sweet ass as framed by a tiny pink thong. Nat pulled the thong up her ass crack and rubbed his dick on her, Ashli aggressively sucking him off like a champion as her makeup smeared. She didn’t care since she was turned on and wanting some big black cock, Nat obliging her by drilling her in doggy as she provided a superior vaginal ride, complete with lots of dirty talk. She gave some intermittent oral between positions and impaled herself on his pecker, Nat tossing off a round of splooge to her mouth for swallowing as she knelt before him.

Scene Five: Jessica Bangkok, a thick Asian bombshell as seen on the center of the cover in a black dress, was up last with prisoner Prince Yahshua, the gal reviving him from being “knocked the fuck out” in front of the others. She was all over him and they left the couple to their own devices, Jessica hiking up her short dress to reveal her ever increasing ass as well as lower the top to show off her big boobs. She was all over his cock orally, Prince throating her at one point, and her juices were freely flowing as she tongued his balls. He initially skipped going down on her to bang her like crazy, eventually taking a few moments to taste her juices between various positions of active vaginal screwing. Jessica acted like a cock hungry slut throughout the scene too, orally servicing him just as dutifully as she rode him, Prince dropping his wad of ball batter into her mouth for her to play with and swallow as it was finger licking good.

Summary: Official Next Friday Parody by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was advertised as a pornified version of a mainstream hit, the cast a bit uneven in terms of how well they acted but the overall effort meriting a rating of Recommended. The fucking was enthusiastic and energetic, giving it the kind of replay value and strokability modern porn fans demand while still offering up some laughs, unintentional and otherwise, related to Mike’s spin on the feature elements. In short, Official Next Friday Parody was not exactly the best parody of the year coming out of Zero Tolerance but it was markedly better than many such titles released by Mike’s peers, his technical acumen combined with the writing of Nate Liquor, and a solid cast of fuck bunnies doing the deed so give it a look if you are still interested.