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Blonde Jokes

  • Release date:
    April 1, 2003
  • Runtime:
    1h 16m
  • Cast:
    Brittney Skye|Slim Shady|Ashley Long|Herschel Savage|Sky|Lezley Zen|Buck Legends|Shyla Stylez|Cleo Edwards|Shylar Cobi

The Feature:
Yes… more Vivid for Tommy Castrol. This time, I'm reviewing "Blonde Jokes." The only thing I know about this movie is that it stars Sky. I don't care about the movie's plot, because it's stupid. Every word of dialogue is an excuse for spontaneous sex. Now with that said, it's "Kleenex" time…

The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 5 scenes with a total running time of around 85 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:

Scene #1 – Lezley Zen, Shyla Stylez, and Asley Long
It's a festival of oral, until they break out the dildos and vibrators. Pretty standard stuff here.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #2 – Guy and a girl
She's wearing fishnets, and he's covered in tattoos. Blowjob, oral, missionary, doggy, missionary anal, and a facial. Decent.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #3 – Two girls
They get it on in an empty bar, exchanging oral pleasantries with each other. They bust out the strap on, and make good use out of it (even anal).
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #4 – Brittney Skye and Slim Shady
It was only a matter of time before some guy ripped Eminem off. BTW, this is airplane sex. Blowjob, doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and he cums on her tits. Kind of on the boring side.
Kleenex Rating: 2

Scene #5 – Guy and a girl
Oral, very good blowjob, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, she masturbates, and gets a facial. Good scene.
Kleenex Rating: 3

The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation looks really good, as it seems to have been filmed pretty recently. Overall, I'm very satisfied with the transfer.

A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. But honestly, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?

Interactive menu allows you the choices of: "Play Movie", "Chapters", "Special Features", and "Audio Selection."

More sex scenes!

Scene #6 – Sky w/ Azlea Antistia, Dillion Day & Erik Everhard
Scientist sex! The guys get blown, and then the ladies get oral. Missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and then the ladies get some goo on their face.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #7 – Sky w/ Randy Spears
An awesome blowjob for Randy, a long cowgirl, and a facial for Sky. I liked it.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5

Scene #8 – Sky w/ TT Boy
Blowjob, reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, spoon anal, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5

Scene #9 – Lezley Zen w/ Stephen St. Croix
Wow, Lezley is aggressive. Blowjob fro Croix, oral/rimjob for Zen. Doggy, missionary, and that's that.
Kleenex Rating: 3

Scene #10 – Brittney Skye w/ Mickey G
Oral for Brittney, blowjob for Mickey. Doggy, missionary, and a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 3

There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, and more.

Final Thoughts:
A decent DVD, with better bonus scenes than ones in the movie. The girls in the main feature are not that attractive (save for Zen), so get this only for the bonus scenes featuring Sky and Zen. "Rent It".



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