Anal Life

Anarchy Films

Genre: Anal

Director: Jimmy D

Cast: Ashley Long, Katin, Renee Pornero, Miss Arroyo, Holly Day, Brian Henderson, Talon, Tony Sexton, John West, Matt Bixel

Length: 103 minutes

Date of Production: 3/15/04

Extra's: Trailers, Web Access, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes (23 min.), Smut By Mail (Free DVD at www.smutbymail.com)

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture was crisp and clear with little or no grain. The audio track was in Stereo but was edited poorly with sound dropping in and out and natural sound (as this movie takes place outdoors) overpowering the actors.

Body of Review: Anarchy films threw this one together to capitalize on the surprise hit show The Simple Life. However, unlike most pornographic send-ups of pop culture phenomena, this one most closely resembles its source material in that it is not very good at all.

Scene One: Ashley Long is a tall, skinny, Blonde with hardly any tits. She sits outdoors until a guy comes along. They kiss for awhile before he undresses her. He eats her pussy before she returns the favor by blowing him. She does look really goods doing this, even going so far as to lick and suck his balls. He fucks her in cowgirl and missionary before she rides him in reverse anal cowgirl with an ATM BJ. He finishes by cumming in her mouth.

Scene Two: Katin is a short Brunette with Big tits and cool tattoos on each hip (a Rose and some kind of Bird, respectively). She is sunbathing before a guy comes by and watches her. They kiss before he goes down on her shaved pussy. She blows him and then he fucks her pussy in missionary. She rides him in cowgirl and reverse anal cowgirl before we cut to him giving her a facial cumshot.

Scene Three: Miss Arroyo is a hot Latina Brunette with great tits and some seriously cool tattoos on her neck and back (including her name across her back: ARROYO). She is talking with a guy who got hit on the head by a grapefruit (don't ask). He teases her ass a little before eating out her pussy. She gives him a great looking BJ, very slick and wet with lots of ball licking. He fucks her pussy on her side and in missionary. She rides him in cowgirl and reverse anal cowgirl before we cut to the facial cumshot.

Scene Four: Renee Pornero is a very attractive brunette made even cuter by her pigtails and plaid skirt that she's wearing. She talks with a guy on a bench before he eats her shaved pussy. She blows him and then he fucks her pussy in doggy. She rides hi reverse cowgirl. He fucks her asshole in missionary before we cut to him in doggy (Ass? Pussy? I can't tell.) as he pulls out and delivers an oral cumshot.

Scene Five: Holly Day is a gap toothed Brunette with a nice set of tits. She is talking with a guy before blowing him. He eats her pussy and then fucks her in a chair. She sucks him PTM before he takes her pussy again in doggy. She rides him in reverse anal cowgirl before we cut to a quick oral cumshot.

Summary: I think these scenes speak for themselves. It's nothing more than a way for this company to try and deliver an inferior product to people based on a familiar name brand. Please be warned, even though some of the girls in this are attractive, this is one that I'm rating Skip It.