Hustler's Barely Legal On Vacation Volumes 1 & 2 is a pretty good boxed set of porn that focuses on girls and boys partying in a Spring Break atmosphere, much of the time outdoors on the beach or in the pool. The performers are universally attractive and young, and the two discs avoid any real pretense of story and just get down to the sex. You do get a sense of the environment, however, including many shots of local scenery and even social customs. And then you're right back to the women.

Disc One

A playful scene in a pool starts things off, as the women introduce themselves and their men. Then, one of the women gets out of the pool and pees on the concrete. No thanks. Not a great start. Grade: F

Here's a hetero coupling between Bunny and her dude on a futon just indoors from the pool. We start with some nice cunnilingus, both rear-entry and top-side, including some fingering. Then, an admirable blowjob, followed by an enjoyable reverse-cowgirl and cowgirl. Missionary and doggy-style finish off the scene, but there's an unfortunate lack of real energy in this encounter, as we get half-hearted moans and drugged expressions, and no music. Grade: C

Next is a hetero pool encounter between Buffy and John. I like outdoor scenes. This one starts on a pool raft, with some cunny-lapping and dick-sucking, and then the raft moves poolside, where the intercourse begins in earnest. The energy is ramped up here, but it's still not too exciting. Grade: B

Now we move to the beach for some nice natural and female scenery. Mariah goes chasing after a dude who's running along the beach, and she has her way with him against the rocks. A very nice blowjob starts off the scene, followed by some equally impressive standing fucking. They get it on atop a huge rock, and then things move to a towel in the sand. This scene also has more energy, thanks to Mariah's potty mouth. Grade: B+

Here's the best scene on the disc, in my opinion. It's an all-girl shower scene involving all the girls, plus another watching and masturbating at the window. This scene really shows off these wonderful bodies, and I've always been a fan of lesbian scenes anyway. It's a slow, sensual shower, featuring lots of kissing, fondling, and cunt-lapping. Terrific scene, well photographed. Grade: A+

This is a hetero coupling at the Jacuzzi between Desiree and her guy, Marlon. This scene starts with some spectacular cunnilingus. She is really into it, and comes quite believably. Very arousing. But then, dammit, the middle of the scene has a shot of her peeing. What's that about? They get into the Jacuzzi, and she bestows a blow, and they move to a chair for more cunny-exploring and fucking. And interestingly, Bunny joins in the fun of the vagina-spelunking. Very nice! Grade for most of the scene: A+ But for the peeing: F

Two guys and Mariah fuck on a bed. These kinds of three-way fuckfests don't usually do it for me, and this was no exception. Plus, Mariah's pouty mouth was a turnoff this time. Then, another girl joins in, and it gets better.

Disc Two

The first scene on the second disc finds an all-new group of girls—Ashley Blue, Judy Star, Tanya James, Petra, and Hollie—all cavorting nude in a pool. It has a nice voyeuristic feel, and eventually the giggling gals start playing with each other. This is exactly the kind of scene I love—a gaggle of girls getting it on outdoors while wet. The best part of the scene is when four of the girls lavish attention on one blonde, focusing on all her erogenous zones. Later, the girls pair off and even enter orgy territory. Grade: A

A lovely masturbation scene on a couch leads to a hetero coupling in the same location. She bestows a killer blow, and he returns the oral favor. Then, we move on to missionary and a nicely shot reverse cowgirl. Not a bad scene. Grade: B+

A brunette pairs off with two guys for a mediocre threesome in some kind of teepee. She gives them a double blow, gagging herself, and the action proceeds to lots of rimming and anal and ass-to-mouth and double-penetration. Not my thing. The scene is ugly, and the girl looks pained throughout. Grade: D

A brunette takes on a dude with a MASSIVE cock, in a lounge chair out by the pool. I mean, the GIRTH of this thing. This penis is really quite impressive, and even as a hetero guy, I found it difficult to look away. It was almost freakish. My hat's off to this guy—I wish I was in his gene pool. Anyhoo. She gives a nice blow, and they follow that with some missionary stylings atop the chair, and then two kinds of cowgirl. Grade: B

Another lounge-chair encounter, with similar positions, except cunnilingus and doggy added to the mix. Grade: C

The girls meet up with their guys at a remote beach for an impressive outdoor orgy among the surf and rocks. We get group blows, then group reverse cowgirls, then group doggy style, then group missionary, then some pops. Grade: A-

On the first disc, the primary extra is a 5-minute Behind the Scenes featurette about the making of the film on Disc 1, essentially a series of clips set to fiesta music, plus some real catfighting at the end. On the second disc, you get a 5-minute Director's Profile that shows you Clive McLean at work. You also get an 18-minute Behind the Scenes featurette about the making of the film on Disc 2. This one's better than the first one, providing a lot more interaction among the cast and shots of actual filming. There's some great, kinky stuff here.