I’m Dreaming Of Genie
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Release date:
March 4, 2009 -
Cast:
Lee Stone|Trina Michaels|Jenner|Alec Knight|Daisy Marie|Otto Bauer|Jessica Lynn|Harmony|Jordan Septo|Phoenix Marie|Jessica Bangkok|Asa Akira
I'm Dreaming of Genie is an amusing little comedy spoof of the classic I Dream of Jeannie TV show. Jessica Lynn plays Jeannie, Alec Knight is Major Nelson, and Dr. Bellows is played by Otto Bauer.
The plot revolves around Major Nelson being picked as one of the first NASA astronauts to go to Mars. Jeannie, worried about her master's safety, uses her magic powers to make him fail his physical so that he won't be able to go on such an arduous--and lengthy--mission. Jeannie's magic succeeds too well! Major Nelson does so poorly on his exam that NASA physician Dr. Bellows decides to recommend that Nelson be discharged from the space program. Once Jeannie hears about Bellows' plans, she casts a spell on his nurse (Phoenix Marie) so that she'll keep him too busy (with her mouth, hands, and pussy, of course!) to remember about Nelson's failed physical. Sadly, Phoenix does give Bellows a damned fine romp. But, he doesn't forget about Nelson.
Desperate for advice, Jeannie asks Haji (Lee Stone), the genie "chief," for advice. Haji tells Jeannie to confess all to Nelson and, if he's a good man, she'll be forgiven.
Jeannie follows Haji's advice and apologizes humbly. She even decides to sweeten the deal a bit by conjuring up another girl, Daisy Marie, so that the three can celebrate Nelson's acceptance of her confession with a wild boy/girl/girl threesome.
Since this is a porn flick, sexual encounters punctuate the plot development. In particular, Nelson's friend Major Healey (played by Jenner) gets treated to one of Jeannie's spells when she conjures up two awesome Asian mistresses (Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok) to dominate him. Haji, too, takes time, after counseling Jeannie, to bang two of his slave girls (Trina Michaels and Harmony) in his throne room.
The storyline is quite cute, but the porn stars and studs are not quite up to the job of bringing it to life. Although Jessica Lynn looks and acts like Barbara Eden (who played Jeannie years ago) and is dressed quite appropriately, she delivers some pretty stilted dialog. Most of the other players are much better fucks than actors. The exception, of course, is Lee Stone. He is one of my favorite swordsmen. And, he does a nice job delivering his lines, too.
The sets are uneven in quality. Scene One unfolds in a plot-appropriate dungeon set. Scene Two, which is supposed to be in a high-tech NASA examination room, is set in a shabby gym. Scene Three occurs in a very appropriate "throne room" while Scene Four is set in a very ordinary living room.
On the other hand, the wardrobe, makeup, and hairstyles are right-on throughout the movie. I really liked the genie outfits (Jessica, Harmony, and Trina look hotter than hell in their outfits) and the mistress gear worn by Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok.
The sex unfolds in four agreeably-longer-than-average scenes. Three of the encounters are boy/girl/girl (what sweeter sex can there be?) and one is a conventional boy/girl coupling. There's anal and vaginal sex and mild bondage/domination, too. Two of the scenes (One and Three) are so fucking good that they earned more than five points on my five-point scale. The other two scenes are marginal, however.
Overall, I'm Dreaming of Genie is a worthwhile watch. It's fun, Jessica is as cute a genie as you'll ever see, and two of the sex scenes are extraordinarily good. So, I recommend it to you.
Check out some photos of the girls in I'm Dreaming of Genie here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of cute and sexy Jessica Lynn, exotic Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok, and the throne room threesome featuring Lee Stone, Trina Michaels, and Harmony. Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for I'm Dreaming of Genie can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/domination
Performers: Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, Jenner.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After Majors Nelson (Alec Knight) and Healey (Jenner) announce that they've been picked for a manned flight to Mars, Jeannie (Jessica Lynn) gets worried about her master's safety. She realizes that she needs to be alone with her master. So, she uses her magic to "blink" Major Healey (Jenner) out of her living room...and into a dungeon populated with two outrageously hot dominatrixes...Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok. Jenner finds himself restrained by a stockade, his hands and head immobilized through holes in stout wood planks. He immediately understands that Jeannie has sent him away. Then, he looks up and sees the two hot doms and quickly expresses his "concern." The girls give Jenner a couple of options...and he decides to go with the flow because he wants "to remember this." The girls then give him a taste of their cats-of-nine-tails, release him from the stockade, and then he gets to enjoy both hotter-than-hell Asian girls. Super hot foreplay includes bondage, spanking, and mild whipping in addition to tit worship, outstanding two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio, and deep-throat. Once the trio moves on to sex, the action really heats up as Jenner gets to fuck both girls' pussies in numerous positions. He also gets to enjoy the experience of watching the two girls get it on with each other. And, best of all, the trio engages in lots of "trio" action in which all three pleasure each other at the same time. Overall, the sexy is slightly edgy, quite extensive in scope, loud and boisterous, very exciting to watch, and produces lots of orgasms for the girls before Jenner blows his load inside Jessica's vagina. Nasty Asa then sucks a mouthful of semen out of Jessica's pussy and repeatedly cum swaps it with Jessica. This is an extremely hot scene and really deserves your undivided attention. Even though the longer-than-average scene clocks in at about 40 minutes, you'll never feel the need to fast forward.
Foreplay: Striptease, spanking, tit squeezing, caressing/groping, bondage, mild whipping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, standing cowgirl, on-her-side, piledriver.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Vaginal creampie.
Sex rating: 5.00 (actual score is 5.15)
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Phoenix Marie.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When Major Nelson (Alec Knight) shows up at NASA physician Dr. Bellows' office the next day, the doctor and his nurse (Phoenix Marie) try to give him a battery of physical endurance tests. Jeannie (Jessica Lynn), who cloaks herself with invisibility, watches from the sidelines and uses her "genie" powers to make Major Nelson miserably fail each of his tests. Once Major Healey leaves the office in shame, Jeannie overhears Dr. Bellows as he expresses to nurse Phoenix his disappointment with Major Nelson's performance. Catastrophically, he plans to tell his superiors to not only remove Nelson from the Mars mission but to also discharge him from the Agency! So, Jeannie uses her powers to try to save her "master's" job. How? By magically "convincing" nurse Phoenix Marie to fuck Dr. Bellows (Otto Bauer) in order to take his mind off of Major Nelson! Phoenix, under Jeannie's spell, gives Otto absolutely first class fellatio. He, in turn, worships her big tits with her hands and cock. And, he finger-fucks her pussy, too. As the scene progresses, Otto gets to plow both Phoenix's pussy and her asshole in a number of erotic positions (see list below). And, Phoenix gets both her holes stuffed at the same time with a cock/fingers double penetration (DP). She even allows Otto to fuck her holes ass-to-pussy. How nasty! Without a doubt, Otto truly enjoys himself throughout the scene because Phoenix works like a demon to please him. However, he, in my opinion, neglects some sexual essentials when he bypasses cunnilingus and doesn't make curvy Phoenix cum at any time during the scene. Otto, of course, does get to cum at the end of the scene. He shoots his load onto the outside of her asshole. Then, nasty Phoenix shoves some semen into her anus and scoops up some with her fingers so that she can eat it. Overall, I am a bit disappointed in this scene because even though Phoenix gave up all her holes for him, Otto didn't provide Phoenix's pussy with the attention it needed to climax. And, the scene doesn't fulfill Jeannie's goal...Dr. Bellows announces to Phoenix that he's off to report Major Nelson's condition to his superiors. Jeannie overhears his words and is devastated. Now, she has to try something else to save his job!
Foreplay: Masturbation, tit squeezing and fucking, caressing/groping, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: Kneeling doggie, finger-fucking.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Exterior asshole.
Sex rating: 3.30
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/anal
Performers: Harmony, Trina Michaels, Lee Stone.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Jeannie, in deeper trouble than she's ever known, visits the "chief" of the genies, Haji (Lee Stone), to ask for advice. Haji listens to Jeannie's troubles and suggests that she simply tell Major Nelson the truth and beg for forgiveness: "If he is the man you think he is, he will forgive you." Jeannie takes Haji's word to heart and "blinks" to disappear. As soon as Jeannie's gone, Lee (Haji) bemoans the fact that he's never been able to get inside Jeannie's panties for more than 5,000 years! Understanding Lee's dismay, two of his slave girls (Trina Michaels and Harmony Rose) offer to take his mind off his troubles. Believe me, Lee's mind is soon enmeshed in sex so fucking hot that no thought of Jeannie could possibly remain! Extensive foreplay, during which everybody gives and enjoys outstanding oral sex, titty worship, kissing, spanking, and rimming, is followed by vaginal and anal sex in numerous hot, unique, and extremely fulfilling positions. As always, Lee does an excellent job pounding both girls through multiple orgasms. And, he gives Trina a damned fine ass-gasm, too. Throughout the scene, the two girls and Lee work together, like a superbly engineered fucking machine, to pleasure everybody at the same time. After more than 40 minutes of volcanic sex, Lee explodes into Harmony's wide-open mouth. The girls cumswap and massage some wayward globs of semen into Trina's fine, very firm, and nicely sculpted tits. Like Scene Two, this scene is definitely Must-See. Awesome.
Foreplay: Kissing; body licking; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; spanking; caressing/groping; stripping; fellatio; deep-throat; stringers; cunnilingus; clit jacking; rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cumswap.
Sex rating: 5.00 (actual score is 5.2)
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl
Performers: Jessica Lynn, Daisy Marie, Alec Knight.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Jeannie takes Haji's advice and confesses to Major Nelson. As you might expect, he doesn't take her meddling lightly. So, to insure that he accepts her apology, Jeannie casts a spell and immediately dark-haired and exotic Daisy Marie appears in their living room with them. Foreplay begins quickly, with kissing, titty play, and mutual caressing. Soon, the girls team up to give Alec a hot two-on-one blowjob. In addition, foreplay features some sweet girl-on-girl action and cock stiffening/pussy drenching female masturbation. And, Alec uses his tongue and fingers to pleasure Daisy's red-hot pussy, too. After several minutes of very nice foreplay, the trio moves on to sex and the chemistry evaporates. Even though Alec takes turns pounding each girl's pussy in several positions, the girls just don't get into each other. Whereas the threesomes in Scenes One and Three fucked as a unit, the girls in Scene Four take turns fucking Alec. When one girl is not riding Alec, the other girl usually sits on the sidelines and masturbates. Of course, I enjoy watching girls play with themselves. But, I'd rather see them fuck each other...as well as their male partner. Even more disappointing is the inexplicable lack of even one female orgasm during the scene. Generally, girls make sure that their female partners cum. Not this time. It's almost as if the two girls, after sharing some very nice foreplay, decided that they don't like each other. That's sad, because this scene should have been the high point of the movie. Worst of all, the two girls committed, in my opinion, the nastiest of mortal sins at the end of the scene when they spat Alec's semen out of their mouths. So, even though Jessica Lynn has a white-hot body, Daisy Marie is sexy and exotic, and make-up sex ought to be incendiary, the scene earns a piddling 3 stars. Pity.
Foreplay: Kissing, masturbation, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, mutual stripping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cumswap.
Sex rating: 3.05
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40
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The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector that allows you to jump to the scene's introduction, oral sex, sex, or cum shot; multiple chapters per scene; a seven and one-half-minute self-running slide show accompanied by "I Dream of Jeannie-like" music; a nearly four-minute-long cumshot reel so you can savor all the money shots in one quick sitting; and a 35-minute-long behind-the-scenes (BTS) look at the making of I'm Dreaming of Genie. The BTS includes looks at the special effects (Jeannie's "blinking" magic action, the smoking "Genie in a bottle," and so forth); footage of Jessica, dressed in her hot genie outfit, doing stereotypical "genie" actions; behind-the-camera looks at the shooting of dialog sequences; footage of the cast and crew planning and rehearsing their scenes; bloopers/outtakes; footage of the make-up, wardrobe, and hairstyling; on-set tomfoolery; random shots of beautifully naked chicks; and video of the pretty girl and hard still photo shoots. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.
The best things about I'm Dreaming of Genie include:
I'm Dreaming of Genie could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about I'm Dreaming of Genie include:
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.09
Overall video rating: 4.25
Overall audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90