Someone's put poor Destiny DeVille in a cage to start. That's not nice. Don't degrade the poor woman. She makes open mouthed faces at us for a while until, magically, five naked guys appear with cocks ready to be sucked on. Still caged, she goes "cock crazy". She seems to have a British accent (or it could be "pirate wench"), which makes it sound classy when she says "Slap my fucking face with your cock" over and over again from her cell. Lots of spitting, lots of deep throating, she escapes her confines, and then there's a five-shot-facial. Not really my thing (especially when she starts begging to be slapped and growling like an animal), but it's certainly intense. At one point I was amused though when she had each one waiting in line for their turn, and they had to wait behind a velvet rope, and then later she just goes ballistic when one guy delivers a rather weak cumshot. Something to behold, this scene.

Tiana Lynn is next. She's got the "Hot for Teacher" look going as she pleasures herself with a vibrator and a glass dildo. And she's apparently a squirter, because seconds later she is DRENCHED. Exhausted, she lies back to take a nap. She dreams that three men show up in her room wanting their dicks sucked, and she gladly does so. She squirts again later in the scene, and you'd think she was on angel dust by her reaction. Again the "one at a time" velvet rope makes an appearance, as each of the dudes takes a turn licking her ass. She gets her three facials, and then squirts once more before going back to sleep. I guess she wasn't dreaming.

Now it's time for Roxy Jezel, who it seems is locked up in an insane asylum for partying too much. Huh. Her dad (good old Dick Nasty) shows up to berate her, and I quickly check the DVD cover to see if I missed the word "Taboo" in the title, because I'm getting a little nervous. Thankfully he leaves because he's brought his three co-workers along to show her exactly what it's like to be a slut. Insane asylums have interesting visitation rules. After an awkward dialogue exchange ("Oh I can suck cock better than you daddy!"), she's off to cocktown races. But it doesn't take long before things turn creepy as "daddy" joins in. The entertaining concept of the velvet rope makes its third appearance though, so it's almost a push. Almost. She falls asleep after getting four face blasts, and they tease a dream ending so that I can give this a decent rating, but no, creepy factor remains.

The next scene begins with four guys discussing whether or not spanish fly works. One dude's girlfriend (Nikki Blaze) calls him and says she's coming by to pick up some cash. You can see where this is leading. She guzzles down the spanish fly, and then gets four facials as her boyfriend reluctantly gives in. Cum to find out (tee hee), she was only drinking punch... she's just a whore at heart.

In a rarity, this next scene is a direct continuation of the previous one. 30 minutes later, Denise Kay calls her boyfriend (one of the previous participants) and comes by for a visit. They give her the spanish fly, and off we go. Dick Nasty joins the scene later, humorously coming in from running an errand wondering who's girlfriend is there now. Same punchline as before... she's just a whore.

Victoria Sweet gets into bed and dreams that she's licking a chain, then locked in a cage... hell I don't know... and then she's in a room with four guys. That's the only imagery that matters here. Oh and the velvet rope makes a return after sitting out the last two scenes. She gets four shots of cum to the face, mostly on her sunglasses, and then licks them off.

You get trailers for Big Wet Asses 6, Cum Drenched Tits 2 (which also has its own cheesy but fun theme song), Big Black Wet Asses 2, Not Too Young For Cum 2, Swallow My Squirt, and Big Wet Tits. There's also a photo gallery, weblink, and a TON of phone sex ads.

Audio/Video:

Some of the colors in this full frame release seem a little over saturated, but other than that I have no issues.

I should mention the title's "theme song" that also plays over the main menu, which is funny in a 4th grader/Bloodhound Gang kind of way.

Concluding Words:

I'd imagine this is probably what women who've never seen porn think is what's going on in them... one poor caged woman getting smacked in the face with five hard dicks.

It's interesting to note that some of the guys in the scenes are faces you've seen since the 80s. This feature doesn't show their faces much, but every so often you get a glimpse and you're like "Wow, it's that dude who was in that porn I snuck a glimpse of when I was 13!". So that's a little added bonus for ya.

I'm giving this one a Rent It, although gonzo fans might rate it a little higher.