Genre:
Girl/Girl

Cast:
Jenna Haze, Tyler Faith, Cindy Crawford, Kristen Price, August, Katie Morgan, Toni Chavez, Arianna Alyse

Feature Length:
90 mins.

Date of Production:
2/05

Review:
This Jill Kelly Productions release features five scenes of girl-girl strap-on action. This might appear to be a compilation at first glance, but each scene was shot specifically for this feature.

The first scene begins with some submission/domination stuff with Jenna Haze and Kristen Price, with Jenna's hands tied behind her back as she licks Kristen's boots. Jenna's nipples are covered in black tape also. After some intense oral and dildo fucking, we get to the reason for the season... er, DVD. Kristen slams Jenna from behind with a strap on until Jenna cums, and then Jenna licks the strap on clean.

These two seemed to be overdoing it just a tad, but it's certainly hotter than your average porn scene. The role playing doesn't stay consistant though (not that I mind since the whole sub/dom thing usually just makes me laugh anyway). Towards the end you can hear the director giving them directions, which is just bush league.

Scene two begins with Katie Morgan (who has a ridiculously goofy boob job) and Tyler Faith making out on a couch. Soon thereafter, Jenna Haze joins them. All three are decked out in latex outfits. After the required pussy licking and dildo play, Tyler wears the strap on and pounds Katie while Jenna watches.*

Like the last scene, I felt that the performers were acting more than enjoying. Also like the last scene, not only can you hear them getting stage directions, but at one point the cameraman just loses control of his camera before finally resetting his shot. Yeah, no need to edit this stuff out. Still, good content though.

In scene three, Cindy Crawford and Toni Chavez go at it and more latex costumes are worn and discarded. Toni's licking of Cindy's pussy is cut off right in the middle of the action for some reason. After the now standard dildo play, Cindy does the strap on honors and Toni rides it.

Toni seems into it, but Cindy's mostly just acting. And I don't think I'd noticed Cindy's horrible back tattoo until just now. Do any of these people have common sense? Again we hear some dude talking at the end of the scene...

...and he's still talking when the fourth scene starts! After he shuts up, Jenna Haze is vaguely threating to dominate Tyler Faith. Still more latex outfits and boot licking. Jenna gets the strap on this time as she fucks Tyler doggy style. Right in the middle of the strap action, the someone off camera blurts out something, and the performers stop to reply "huh?". Then things continue.

This scene was given some time to develop, so it gets points for that. The domination was a little silly though, and Jenna just doesn't come across as genuine. I know Ms. Haze was getting a big following before going girls only for JKP, but maybe if she could talk a little less and just enjoy herself a little more I could see what all the fuss is about.

The final scene brings us more Jenna, more latex clothes, and more offscreen noise. August gets to fuck Jenna with the strap on in the big finale. Again they try the whole domination thing but lose their way as the scene progresses.

Audio/Video:
Ok, so yes, it looks and sounds fine from a technical standpoint. But was the editor on crack? This thing is sloppy times 10, for all the reasons I've cited above.

Extras:
There are three photo galleries, trailers for Before They Were Starlets, Driving Mrs. Kelly and Perfect Pink #20, and a behind the scenes segment that mostly consists of footage of photo shoots. There are some interview segments mixed in however. Tyra Banx makes an appearance, even though she's not in the film itself. This featurette runs 18 minutes.

Concluding Words:
Look, I know porno isn't Hollywood blockbuster quality filmmaking. But am I asking too much to have the editor delete out the director telling the performers what to do or take out moments where they camera violently goes out of control in order to set up the next shot? No wonder Jill Kelly Productions fell apart.

I don't even know who Arianna Alyse is. She's credited both on the box and in the credits but doesn't seem to be on screen ever. This is the only thing she's been credited with doing... you'd think she could actually be in it.

I'm reluctantly giving this one a Rent It rating, but it could have been so much higher just with some decent quality control and a little less "acting".

*Arianna Alyse wrote in to clarify exactly who she is... "I read your review of 'Strap It On Slip It In' and... well... Arianna Alyse IS in the film... it's me, so I should know. It is ME (Arianna Alyse) not Tyler Faith that is in the 3 girl scene with Katie Morgan and Jenna Haze. I was the one getting fucked by Katie Morgan who had the strap-on on... I am the one with the long straight brown hair."

Thanks Arianna for clearing that up!