Open Up and…Say Ahh!:

Genre: Feature

The Movie

The premise of this movie takes place in a clinic or hospital. The scenes aren't one long feature; rather they are several short stories. Since there is a medical theme, the dialogue can be quite funny.

First up is "Stirrups", which finds our hot cover girl Monica Mayhem in the doctor's office for a routine exam. Like all porn exams, this one calls for the doctor to give an up close and personal vaginal exam. The camera work is really nice here while he eats her out. He fucks her doggy and mish and then pops on her tummy. Nice scene.

Next up is "Fucking Machine". This time Steven St. Croix, talks with a "patient" that has an "underused" vagina. He helps her "use" it, by having her finger herself which eventually leads to the good doctor eating her out and rimming her. She then starts blowing him and he gives her the diagnosis. He calls his assistant on the phone and tells her to bring the briefcase in. In that briefcase, we find the fucking machine. The eager assistant gladly demonstrates the machine for about 5 minutes. If you've never seen this thing it's a dildo strapped to essentially a motor. The can control the speed and she's obviously having fun with the machine. While she's doing this, the doctor starts fucking the patient. The assistant turns the machine off and roots them on. The sex is short – just mish, and he cums on her tummy. There is heat between the performers here, but the scene is a little on the short side.

Honey and Wendy James are "Student Nurses" that head to the locker room for some fun. They are in the very dark shower room and start eating each other out. Some guy shows up with a briefcase (the doctor I presume), and joins the girls. He eats them out and they give him a double blow job. The lighting is surprising good, even though this is filmed in a dark room. He starts hammering one of the girls and then fucks the other too. Not much variety by way of positions. Things end with a double facial. Warm.

"Private Exam" opens with a sick man moaning on his couch. Enter 3 hot nurses and a male doctor, all there to help. One of the nurses helps him out of his undies for a nice blow job. While she's doing that, the other nurses sit on the couch fingering themselves and the doctor pulls his Johnson out and strokes it. Well, the doctor can't sit there for long and decides to plow into the nurse doggy while she's blowing the patient. The other two nurses are still there fingering themselves. The threesome then move to the floor, while the doctor and patient fuck the nurse DP. This is a good shot of a dick in her ass and in her pussy. Eventually both guys cum on her chest, while the two props, I mean nurses look on. This one is ok, I wish the other girls would have actually did something.

The title of the next scene leaves nothing to the imagination as to what's happening next – "Sperm Bank:Emmission Control. Our two "donors" are greeted by the lovely assistant – who's only there to help. She helps the guys out of their drawers and gives them both blowjobs. They ever appreciative guys, then take turns eating her out. She starts fucking one of the guy's doggy style, while the other one beats his meat. They then move to the floor for some reverse cowgirl. She only fucks one guy in the scene – the other guy wacks off the whole time. Both guys do cum on her chest. This is probably the worse scene of the movie.

Poor Byron Long. He's sick at home and he just doesn't feel good. Enter his "Nightcall Nurse", that gives him a treatment in the form of a blowjob. He then eats her out and they start fucking. They only do a couple of positions, mish and doggy and then he cums on her ass. This scene is just ok. The lighting is very dark and it's difficult to really see the action.

Joey Ray goes to the doctor because he's having penis problems. The very nice looking doctor, played by Violet Blue decides to examine him with her mouth. He then eats her out and then they fuck mish and doggy. As an added bonus, Joey fucks her anally reverse cowgirl. This one ends with him cumming on her chest.

Audio:

The audio on this movie is horrible. There is no surround mix, not even ProLogic! What you get is two channels (left and right). The right channel carries the dialogue and the left channel is the music. This is truly annoying. I even double-checked my DVD player to make sure it was properly configured. I'm not sure why we're treated to substandard sound here.

Video:

Thankfully the video does not duplicate the sound in terms of quality. The video is sharp and crisp. There are a few lighting issues in a couple of the scenes, but overall it's not bad. The video is presented in standard 4:3 format.

The Extras:

Behind the Scenes – About 15 minutes of extra footage, nothing you won't get from the feature though.

Photo Gallery – Stills from the movie.

Previews – Previews of other Adam and Eve features (Amateur Angels 7, Naked Hollywood 1 and Sex Across America 7).

Bonus Scene – A scene from the movie "Duchess" featuring Ashley Long and Steven St. Croix. Pretty nice scene that includes some anal.

Final Thoughts:

Aside from the truly annoying soundtrack, this movie is a winner. The scenes are well done and the actors are all good looking people. Plus, there is something for everyone (girl on girl, anal, facials, etc.). Check it out.