Are We In Love?
- Release date:
January 11, 2006 - Runtime:
1h 48m - Cast:
Kelly Kline|Kimberly Kane|Alex Sanders|Mia Smiles|Tony Tedeschi|Justine Joli|Nadia Hilton|Chris Cannon|Lori Alexia|Chip Nicolas
Genre: Feature
Director: David Stanley
Cast: Chris Cannon, Justine Joli, Kelly Kline, Kimberly Kane, Lori Alexia, Mia Smiles, Nadia Hilton, Niko, Tony Tedeschi.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Kimberly Kane
Length: 01:48
Condoms: Yes.
Bonus: One bonus star for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Kimberly Kane.
Note for full disclosure: I was present during one of the two days that it took to shoot Are We In Love? Although I have witnessed--and participated in--numerous gonzo and all-sex shoots, this was the first full-blown feature I watched being filmed. I was damned impressed by director David Stanley! Typically, sex scenes are shot in about an hour and are edited down to about 20-30 minutes. However, I learned from the Are We In Love set that dialog takes much longer to capture. The performers repeat their lines numerous times as the camera records them from varying angles. Of course, there are also numerous flubbed lines and bloopers. For example, in Are We In Love? there is a short bar scene that highlights an argument between Chris Cannon and his wife Justine Joli. It lasts maybe three minutes in the final cut. However, it took the better part of an hour to shoot! That's dedication on the part of the cast and perfectionism on the part of director David Stanley!
I was also blown away by the acting abilities of both Chris Cannon and Kelly Kline. I've known Chris for several years and have seen him perform on set for several gonzo style movies. I didn't know he could act SO well! In fact, he delivers his lines much better than director Stanley who fills a cameo role as Chris' brother in Are We In Love? Kelly Kline, who I met for the first time on this set, is an adorable young woman and a very convincing actress.
Now, on to the synopsis...
In an environment plagued by infidelity and divorce, engaged couple Chris Cannon and Kelly Kline really want to know if they're in love. More importantly, will their love stand the test of time?
Of course, they're worried. After all, just about everybody they know cheats, has been cheated on, or is divorced. Kelly's best friend Lori Alexia cheated on her husband with--and subsequently married--Niko. The wife of Chris' brother had a lesbian fling with Mia Smiles. Chris' wife Justine Joli left him for busty blond Nadia Hilton. Infidelity and divorce abound!
Darling Kelly is not immune. Indeed, she first met Chris when she was a young student in his community-college class. She'd dream about him and even went so far as to fantasize about giving him a spirited blowjob in front of all the other students. Later, after Chris and his wife Justine break up over her affair with Nadia, Kelly's there to swoop in and pick up the pieces of Chris' broken heart.
Kelly and Chris do marry and, after seven years, their passion starts to wane. After all, Chris is now a big-time business executive who's so busy that he has to schedule sex with Kelly. Kelly's rightly concerned about this and, after all those years, again wonders if she and Chris are truly in love.
Kelly goes so far as to flirt with aging--and hilarious--Tony Tedeschi as he does some carpentry work around Kelly's house. She imagines seducing him and fucking him in the midst of the construction work he's doing on the house's nursery. Kelly only fantasizes--and never physically cheats on Chris. Yet, her anxiety continues.
After a business trip, Chris returns home to find his wife groaning in ecstasy. Expecting the worst--he's jealous of carpenter Tony--he runs into the nursery and finds his wife masturbating. Whew! He gathers her into his arms and takes her to their bedroom for likely the sweetest lovemaking I've ever seen in a porn movie. Damn, you'd think that Chris and Kelly really were lovers, not adult actors.
This is a great couples movie. It has an enjoyable plot, good acting (especially by Chris and Kelly), and pleasing (but not edgy) sex.
Check out some photos of the girls in Are We In Love? here. Enjoy!
Scene One
Scene One recounts a lesbian encounter between the wife of Chris' brother (Kimberly Kane) and cute-as-can-be Mia Smiles. I've known Mia (Chris Cannon's real-life significant other) for several years and have always been impressed by her cute looks and insatiable desire. However, I hadn't known Kimberly until I met her when this scene was filmed. Whereas most porn stars are rather uppity and don't think it's worth their time to talk to ordinary mortals, Kimberly immediately noticed that I was on the set, walked over to me, and introduced herself. She immediately earned a spot on my lifetime friend list! Anyway, as I watched this hot all-natural (no toys) all girl sex scene unfold, I became convinced that Kimberly is truly special. She's bold and naughty yet very intelligent and thoughtful. She also breaks the stereotypical mold of bald-shaven porn stars and wears her pubic hair full and natural. I like that she's so willing to go against the flow. I also like the extreme passion--and pleasure--that she exhibits in this excellent five-star girl/girl fuck fest.
In Scene Two, Kelly and her pal Lori Alexia prepare Kelly's wedding invitations for mailing while seated on a comfy couch in a very attractive library. While they work, Lori confesses that she cheated on her husband. Of course, we get to watch that infidelity unfold--on the very couch on which Kelly and Lori stuffed envelopes. This is a very nicely captured interracial boy/girl scene (Lori is a gorgeous African-American) that earns 3.5 stars on my boy/girl scale. Even though Lori is strikingly attractive, the sex does not result in an orgasm for her.
Scene Three recalls a fantasy during which Kelly imagines that she blows Chris (her college teacher) in front of the entire class. I saw this scene filmed and, if you look closely, you can see my ring on Chris' finger (he needed to wear a wedding ring for the scene and didn't have one).
I'm not usually much of a fan of blowjob-only scenes because, to me, sex is about pussy. However, I must say that I truly enjoyed Kelly's fantasy. In it, she's very forceful...she even angrily throws her books on the floor to get Chris' attention...and knows how to get what she wants. I also enjoyed the scene because it went somewhat beyond a traditional blowjob. For one thing, Kelly truly enjoys sucking Chris' cock. She even growls with delight when she swallows him. She also strips off her top and slaps his cock against her beautiful and perky breasts. Even better, she slips out of her schoolgirl skirt and grinds Chris' shaft between her butt cheeks. God, that's a great move, Kelly! Later, she strokes his rod with her leather-boot-clad leg. To finish up, Chris sprays his load all over Kelly's fine boobs. Then, she sucks his cock dry. Three and one-half stars.
Scene Four recalls the lesbian lovin' that led to Chris' divorce from his first wife Justine Joli. This is my first look at fiery redhead Justine Joli and, I think, the third of busty blond Nadia's movies that I've reviewed. Up to this point, I haven't been much of a fan of Nadia. However, this girl/girl scene (the first of her lesbian encounters that I've reviewed) changed my opinion of her. Perhaps she likes girls better than guys. In any case, I think this is the best of her scenes that I've watched. Four and one-half stars.
After about ten minutes of plot development, the action fast-forwards to seven years in the future. By this time, both Kelly and Chris feel that their sexual attraction is waning. Chris works too much and, as a result, neglects Kelly. They even have to schedule sex--on Wednesdays, no less! On one occasion, Kelly gives Chris a very hot schoolgirl strip routine and they begin to make out. However, Chris gets a call from work and has to bug out. So, sexually frustrated, Kelly starts to daydream about having sex with other guys. One readily available guy to dream about is Kelly's handyman, Tony Tedeschi.
As Tony works diligently on remodeling one of Kelly's rooms into a nursery, Kelly flirts with him and is soon daydreaming about what it would be like to fuck him. Tony is absolutely hilarious in his portrayal of an aging--yet horny--carpenter. The rascal even keeps his pencil in his butt crack!
Scene Five is Kelly's fantasy of having sex with Tony amidst the construction project. I was present when this scene was shot and can attest to the sparks that flew between Tony and Kelly. This is particularly noteworthy because they started filming this scene at nearly midnight after the cast had been on set since the morning. Kelly's stamina and sexual appetite are astounding--to be SO demonstrative and SO wild SO late in the day. Damn, I'd love to have sex with her! Anyway, this scene rates 4.5 stars. It would have earned five stars if it had more than two sexual positions.
I enjoyed Scene Six so much that I nominated it for the 2006 XRCO Best Couples Scene Award. If you're looking for hard, edgy, and rough sex, this is not the scene for you. However, in my mind, this is among the very best lovemaking scenes I've ever had the pleasure to enjoy in an adult movie. Chris Cannon and Kelly Kline seem to know each others' bodies intimately, to be able to anticipate each others' wants and needs, and to be able to respond so well that their sex is, well, breathtakingly beautiful. It stands in stark contrast to the hardcore fucking that Kelly and Tony enjoyed in Scene Five. The juxtaposition of Kelly's lusty and loving sides is truly inspiring. The scene, unfortunately, consists of only two sexual positions. Therefore, it earns 4.5 stars instead of a solid 5. Nonetheless, it's the sweetest lovemaking I've seen on screen.
I'm not going to tell you much about Scene Six except that it begins with a scorchingly-hot solo masturbation sequence that proves that Kelly really knows how to please herself. Then, after Chris discovers Kelly masturbating, the scene progresses through role playing (Kelly's a schoolgirl and Chris is a carpenter), tender and beautiful all-naked kissing, tender foot worship, sensitive and deeply-moving cunnilingus, loving--yet teasing--fellatio, the most beautiful, effective, and orgasm-inducing spoon-style sex I've ever seen, and slow and extremely pleasurable missionary sex that culminates in a belly-coating cum spray. Bottom line? Although I'm a guy who generally likes hard and edgy fucking, I thoroughly enjoyed this sensitive and beautiful lovemaking. This is the kind of sex to have with your spouse.
Video (technical): The traditional 4:3 video is excellent. Perhaps it's a result of the superior attention to detail that director David Stanley demonstrated when I was on his set. Perhaps it's because of his superb crew (it was the largest crew I ever saw on an adult set). Perhaps it is because of the extremely professional and effective editing (only one downside--I would have preferred to see the transitions and insertions that were edited out). More likely, it's because of a combination of all these attributes. First class. Five stars.
Audio (technical): The 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound is first rate. The soundtrack is available in English, Spanish, and German. Five stars.
Extras: The Extras, as always the case in Wicked releases, are very good--but not as good as those, for example, in Wicked's Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre. I already mentioned that the sound is available in English, German, and Spanish. Kelly Kline lovers, like me, will enjoy her 12-minute bonus scene with Alex Sanders (from Writer's Block). There's also a 21-minute behind-the-scenes look at the making of Are We In Love? that includes behind-the-camera footage as well as interviews with director, cast, and crew; a five-minute self-running slide show of action shows as well as "pretty girl" shots arranged in individual Star Galleries (Kelly Kline, Nadia Hilton, Justine Joli, Kimberly Kane, and Lori Alexia are featured); Wicked's 2004 Promo Reel; several DVD-ROM items you can download from the disc to your computer; Trailers for six recent Wicked movies; Wicked's DVD catalog; and Phone Sex ads. Four and one-half stars.
Aesthetics: Gorgeous. The visual aesthetics are superb--location, sets, wardrobe, make-up...all perfect. In addition, the musical soundtrack is absolutely appropriate--each scene is accompanied by music that perfectly supports the essence of the sexual encounter being portrayed. Five stars.
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.25
Average video rating: 5.00
Average audio rating: 5.00
Average production values rating: 5.00
Extras rating: 4.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.95
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)