Genre: Straight, Bi
Director: Jonathan Morgan
Cast: Stormy, April, Nicole Sheridan, Olivia Saint, Julia Ann, Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Cheyne Collins, Julian, Brad Armstrong, Voodoo
Length:2 hrs., 19 min.
Date: 08/11/2004
Extras:
As usual, Wicked outdoes itself in heaping on a boatload of extras, each on static pictures of Stormy. There is an additional scene "previously unreleased" featuring Stormy and Kimberly Kane. The scene's over 12 min. in length and features the two blondes going at it in a soapy, candle-bedecked tub, with tongues, fingers, and toys all vying for dominance.
The "Photo Gallery" includes shots from the numerous scenes in the film, with slow dissolves transition one picture to the next. Though they're not all full screen pics, most of them are of high enough resolution quality to be quite enjoyable.
"Stormy's Star Gallery" is basically a series of solo shots of the starlet from the many scenes in the movie. These posit her more as an adult model and allow fans to obtain yet another body of her work.
The "Stormy's Star Stats" feature provides a brief statistical rundown on her figure and birthdate as well as a scrolling filmography. Also included in this section is the scene between Stormy and male actor Voodoo, with Nicole Sheridan appearing later as well.
The "Box Shoot" is just that – a behind-the-scenes mini-docu. of Stormy posing, all set to electronica-style music.
There's the standard "Wicked DVD Catalog," featuring titles from 1999 through 2004 with browsable box cover art but not much else. The "Promotional Materials" section seems to come standard on Wicked discs now, with them rolling out their adult convention promos from 1998 through 2000 as well as something titled, "Essential Elements Promo," too. Each of these is about the same 3.5 min. in length and have a mixture of film clips and starlet posing interspersed throughout. "DVD-ROM Materials" is also the standard fare we've come to expect from Wicked, featuring the Wicked Company profile, Wicked casino game, AVN-related info, links to their website, and a series of desktop backgrounds. Rounding out the numerous extras is the "Trailers" section, containing six Wicked trailers for, "Spacenuts," "Beautiful," "Stiletto," "Improper Conduct," and, "Wicked Sorceress."

Audio/Video:
The 5.1 Dolby Surround on this disc is, like many other of the more recent Wicked Pictures release, incredible. An additional audio track with Stormy and director Morgan is available (though hardly elucidating). The video utilizes the "Macrovision" technology that makes even the gaudy CGI during Stormy's anecdotes sparkle and shine and now bleed out all over the place. The scenes come from a variety of directors and movies but both the audio and video for each is consistent across the entire disc, making it a pleasant experience NOT to have to jump for the volume control continuously.

Body of Review:
If Brianna is a fake-ier knock-off of Jenna, then Stormy is most certainly now the step-cousin. A mixture of Jenna's wicked grin and Brianna's big fake boobs and hair extensions, Stormy is a relative newcomer to the adult entertainment world. But, as she amply demonstrates and narrates throughout this feature, it's been a whirlwind ride to the top of the porno heap. Starting as a dancer in Baton Rouge, she moves into adult modeling, then finally into features. This disc provides a good historical perspective on her whole experience thus far in porn and gives several high-quality examples of her prowess and large-lunged "fun girl." If you haven't seen her yet it's most likely that you will in just about any major Wicked production. For being a big, fake blonde she does alright, coming across with some sincerity and dedication to her craft.

Scene 1
After a short intro showing Stormy winning the AVN 2004 "Starlet of the Year" Award and her briefly introducing herself (on an odd nearly all-CGI set), the credits start. Back at the set, she details her start in the porn film industry, being only comfortable with girl-girl scenes (oh, darn). She explains her first "real" scene from the movie, "Best Friends," with April and Olivia Saint. The poor décor of a shabby set trying to be a dorm room but looking like the cheap hotel furniture posing as a dorm room that it is is no match for their voracious appetite for one another. After way too much talking, a massage gets more sensual and leads, naturally, to 3-way lipstick lesbian sex. Lots of oral and fingers precede the strap-ons, dildos, and 69-ing.

Scene 2
Stormy, back at the set, introduces her first boy-girl scene, with Brad Armstrong. It begins with the behind-the-scenes from the preceding scene, further fleshing out her anecdote. She pulls a fanboy meeting him and he, in turn, shows her his penis. With that, she then sets up the scene with Brad. There's more behind-the-scenes stuff before they finally get to the scene itself. He gives her oral luvin', then she returns the favor. Missionary to reverse cowgirl to her hopping off and finishing him orally. She really seems to like her work.

Scene 3
Stormy next credits her "acting skills" combined with her boy-girl scene resume to becoming a Wicked contract girl. Cut to one of the promo reels (available in the Extras) that features her. She gets a "big dramatic" role in "Not a Romance," featuring her turn as a masturbating, blowjob-obsessed whore. She gives a long, wet, sloppy/pro version to her man and that's that.

Scene 4
Stormy again sets up the scene, this one from, "Skindeep." This features Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan with Stormy and a boy-cheating-on-girlfriend who finds them together and joins in, creating the Triple Decker (him, Stormy with a strap-on, and Nicole). It starts with (after, again, too much dialog) him giving Stormy oral on the bed. She takes her turn and then it's into the missionary and the intrusive girlfriend. They actually stop and converse, then Nicole takes charge by undressing and hopping onto Stormy. Then they're all sideways in another version of the Triple Decker with Stormy and Nicole trying to out-scream one another. Stormy then does that really weird porn-only thing of sucking off the strap-on while Voodoo and Nicole go at it and Nicole acting as if it's sensual. Does someone sucking your plastic dick get you off? It sure seems to in the last decade of porn movies. To finish the scene, the two girls work him off orally and with a little bit of a tugjob.

Scene 5
Stormy talks about working with Michael Raven and her scene with Julia Ann. There's more behind-the-scenes stuff during her intro this time, too. The movie's titled, "Beautiful," and that's how Stormy describes two latex-clad lezbos hammering away at each other with a pink strap-on. I think our definitions of that term differ though we'd probably agree on, "NOICE!" as the scene is quite good.

Scene 6

Apparently, Stormy started screenwriting for porn and wrote a role for herself. The scene is with Cheyne Collins and from, "Without You." The scene is very darkly lit but you still get the jist of them kissing, moving into giving each other oral, then to her on top, to that sideways thing, to him whipping off the condom and jerking off on her ample chest. All the while Stormy (AGAIN) is seemingly getting the ride of her life.

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Joanna then imagines the prof going home and banging his wife, being strong and manly and forceful in his taking of her. His wife gives him oral, then hops on for some reverse cowgirl, as well as some regular straddling, before he finishes in her face.

Scene 10
The next scene up is from, "Spacenuts," featuring Stormy on the holodeck experiencing her best fantasy with Julian (yeah – that's a guy's name). She gives him oral from her knees before going reverse cowgirl, still wearing her ridiculous "space princess" costume. They go into doggy and she loses (thankfully) the costume. Next they're side-by-side until he finishes thoroughly in her face.

Scene 11
Stormy says that working on this movie got her into a comedy writing mode and out comes, "Suspicious Minds." The scene's with Mark Davis (skinhead now?) as an unsuspecting partner to her zany beaudoir antics. He eventually gets to work her over orally for a while before she does the same for him. She straddles him and talks a lot, still getting that great ride and letting the neighbors know about it, before going into hard-banging missionary. He finishes all over her chest, much to her happiness.

Scene 12
Stormy relates her story of falling in love with Pat Myne and her storybook proposal at a Vegas strip club, replete with drive-thru wedding. The home movie of the consummation follows. It looks kinda like my own, except with slightly more ass-slapping going on. The scene seems pretty genuine, though, as they smile and laugh a lot throughout. She launches into oral then into a 69 with him. She hands him a condom before they masturbate and then hit it missionary style. He next bends her over for a bit then into that sideways position before simultaneously jacking off, confessing his love for her, then going at it missionary again. He finally hops up and finishes in her face, giving her even more of that "new bride" shine.
She finishes by looking forward to the new year, with possibly directing and definitely still writing and having more sex. U-S-A! (sorry – the swelling soundtrack in 5.1 made me just blurt that out.)